They're watching fantastic Mr. Fox while I grade papers; it's the last day of the quarter, and they took midterms yesterday

Student: "Who did you say plays [Mr. Fox]?"
Me: George Clooney
Student: The President?!
Me:...You're thinking of George Clinton

10/28/2011 9:23:02 AM

and the vice president p-funkadelic all stars

10/28/2011 9:24:37 AM

LOL

WE WANT THE FUNK BELL.

10/28/2011 9:32:07 AM

10/28/2011 9:34:59 AM

Do kids still play hackey sack in their school downtime?

10/28/2011 9:35:11 AM

W--- I- T-- H---- I- T--- S---?

10/28/2011 9:36:18 AM

My students used to arm wrestle in downtime. Or try to stick their fingers up each other's asses

10/28/2011 9:37:51 AM

^^Id like to solve the puzzle...

10/28/2011 9:43:41 AM

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"Watch the language - it would be ridiculous to ask a bunch of college students to eliminate the use of foul language in their discussion, that is not what I am asking. Just keep the 4 letter words out of the subjects of the message. The idea is for any new user to have to click 3-4 times before he/she gets offended "

No cusses in the titles!

10/28/2011 9:51:23 AM

^^


Go ahead...

I realize it's this isn't actually following the WOF rules.

10/28/2011 9:53:35 AM

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"W--- I- T-- H---- I- T--- S---?"

WHAT IN THE CUSS IS THIS CUSS?

10/28/2011 9:55:21 AM

Quote :

"Student: "Who did you say plays [Mr. Fox]?" Me: George Clooney Student: The President?! Me:...You're thinking of George Clinton"

Shit teachers say.

10/28/2011 9:55:49 AM

oh, dear, it seems my coffee is wearing off

10/28/2011 9:56:58 AM

Pussy.

10/28/2011 9:57:18 AM

The cuss you call me? I will cuss you the cuss up, mothercusser. I don't think you realize who you're cussing with.

10/28/2011 10:05:32 AM

i'll never forget...

'hypotenuse' for hypothesis in a lab report

10/28/2011 10:26:21 AM

Whilst grading an Animal Repro lab practical.
Pin was stuck in a dissected portion of a cow udder, the answer was "teat cistern."
I got "teatus meatus."

10/28/2011 10:29:02 AM

It's Bill Clinton.

10/28/2011 11:45:33 AM

we are watching Apollo 13 while i'm grading papers

10/28/2011 12:21:29 PM

one of my students asked the other day "What language do they speak in England?"

10/28/2011 12:24:58 PM

10/28/2011 12:35:47 PM

looks like stan from martin

10/28/2011 12:36:09 PM

I think you should have said Bill Clinton.

10/28/2011 12:46:26 PM

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"one of my students asked the other day "What language do they speak in England?""

Oh Lawd. What grade do you teach?

10/28/2011 12:49:41 PM

I was working with some 7 year olds (helping out with the local cub scout pack) and asked the question 'so what should you do if you're playing with you friend and someone tells you they want to take you for a ride in their car?' One kid responded 'you should get in and bring your friend with you because it's probably someone your mommy sent.'

...and that's why children still get molested.

10/28/2011 12:53:34 PM

^^ I wouldn't be surprised if they were high schoolers sadly

10/28/2011 12:57:02 PM

Quote :

" GEORGE CLINTON "

10/28/2011 12:59:04 PM

10/28/2011 1:06:31 PM

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"Student: "Who did you say plays [Mr. Fox]?" Me: George Clooney Student: The President?! Me:...You're thinking of George Clinton"

THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

10/28/2011 1:15:15 PM

Sorry, George Clinton never achieved higher office than Vice President. Though he does have the distinction of having been VP under two different presidents (Jefferson & Madison).

10/28/2011 1:28:24 PM

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"Oh Lawd. What grade do you teach?"

i think it was a 9th grader

10/28/2011 1:28:45 PM

"I don't have my paper because _______________."

There are some real doozies. I particularly enjoyed "my sister has pink eye."

10/28/2011 1:31:49 PM