I eat a lot of fiber, so my record is 30 minutes. How about you?

11/1/2011 2:13:30 PM

I've topped an hour.

11/1/2011 2:16:47 PM

Jesus microwaved my burrito too hot

11/1/2011 2:18:05 PM

next time get a lesser deity to do it.

11/1/2011 2:20:23 PM

not Jesus Jesus

Haysoos Jesus

11/1/2011 2:21:32 PM

Quote :

"HEY ZEUS JESUS"

11/1/2011 2:22:02 PM

11/1/2011 2:25:00 PM

For lunch today I will take the HOOPS MALONE challenge.

11/1/2011 2:26:00 PM

HOOPS MALONE Challenge: Hold a Chipotle Burrito (must include cheese, beans, and meat) for longer than 3 hours.

11/1/2011 2:28:45 PM

Fuck, dude.

11/1/2011 2:29:39 PM

Hey, Zeus.

11/1/2011 2:33:28 PM

Do I look like a Puerto Rican?

11/1/2011 2:40:37 PM

I can hold it for an entire night. Once I wake up, all bets are off.

11/1/2011 2:55:11 PM

Could God microwave a burrito so hot that even He couldn't eat it?

11/1/2011 4:20:48 PM

you people have digestive tracts of 3 year olds

11/1/2011 4:23:48 PM

Faggots officially called out ITT?

11/1/2011 4:24:43 PM

So you guys like to shove "burritos" in your ass and challenge each other to who can keep them in there longest...

11/1/2011 4:28:32 PM

There now. Start the clock.

11/1/2011 4:32:57 PM

WTF. I had the bubbly guts before I even got home.

11/1/2011 5:10:14 PM

you people have digestive tracts of 3 year olds

11/1/2011 5:11:53 PM

I once went 6 days without defecating on a diet consisting of little more that Taco Bell, Little Dino's, and Chick Fil A.

Then I went to Fountain and had a large bowl of their laxative infused ice cream, and the floodgates opened.

11/1/2011 5:12:18 PM

I crap bigger than you.

11/1/2011 5:12:36 PM

does this apply to Moe's? Just asking bc it's Moe Monday and you can get burrito/chips/drink for $5

11/1/2011 5:25:18 PM

only thing moes has over chipotle is queso

11/1/2011 5:26:08 PM

I want Moe's

There isn't a burrito place for 30 minutes around here

11/1/2011 5:26:33 PM

Moe's has that military discount, as well.

11/1/2011 5:26:37 PM

And they all yell at you when you walk in. Who wouldn't want that?

11/1/2011 5:28:20 PM

Quote :

"does this apply to Moe's? Just asking bc it's Moe Monday and you can get burrito/chips/drink for $5"

But...it's not Moe Monday.

11/1/2011 5:30:32 PM

LOL

11/1/2011 5:45:56 PM

Quote :

"There isn't a burrito place for 30 minutes around here"

I would be a very unhappy person.

11/1/2011 7:22:46 PM

I don't know if I have ever eaten at Chipotle.

11/1/2011 7:24:31 PM

You need to get on that.

11/1/2011 7:55:08 PM

Chipotle has never raised my dander

Burger King is the only one that does, occasionally Sonic I guess

11/1/2011 8:00:08 PM

Ive never had a problem with chipotle...and i get corn salsa....so i would know.

11/1/2011 8:02:26 PM

And time. What was that, 6 hours?

11/1/2011 10:38:21 PM

you people have digestive tracts of 3 year olds

11/1/2011 10:46:24 PM

I normally shit after every meal.

[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 10:54 PM. Reason : if that's what you're asking.]

11/1/2011 10:54:31 PM

"How Often Do You Poop" thread is overdue?

11/1/2011 10:56:29 PM

More Fiber Needed ITT

I think I win for being the most regular TWWer

New Challenge: Chipotle Burrito with carnitas, corn salsa, pintos, and extra cheese. Eat it as soon as Chipotle opens. See if you can hold it in until you wake up the next day.

ARE YOU TUFF ENUFF?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EviIu2YqVyg

11/2/2011 10:51:22 AM

Ive only eaten at Chipotle once even tho it was ridiculously good... I used to frequent Moes... man i want a burrito now

BADLY

damn you TWW

11/2/2011 10:54:40 AM

Hoops I could definitely eat that in the morning and not let it out until the next day no questions asked

11/2/2011 11:24:51 AM