...a guy doing anything to you? (going down on you, rubbing your back? dryhunping your leg? etc) What were they doing and how did you react?

(Obviously this is about your bf, or a guy u were with! This isn't some weird rape thread!)

11/16/2011 3:28:20 PM

so if it's your bf, it's not rape?

got it.

[Edited on November 16, 2011 at 3:29 PM. Reason : im honestly surprised you didnt say "rubbing your feet"]

11/16/2011 3:29:20 PM

I stick my finger in my girlfriend's ass pretty much every morning. It is kinda a tradition at this point.

[Edited on November 16, 2011 at 3:32 PM. Reason : That isn't a joke btw, I am being totally serious]

11/16/2011 3:30:52 PM

i only have experience with the weird rape variety

11/16/2011 3:31:15 PM

11/16/2011 3:31:39 PM

dje, i have a business opportunity for you

http://i.imgur.com/4WbTq.jpg

11/16/2011 3:32:33 PM

YIKES!!! pilgrimshoes - I just mean someone you already have the obvious trust with - your partner

11/16/2011 3:33:01 PM

I stick my finger in ddd's ass pretty much every morning. It is kinda a tradition at this point.

11/16/2011 3:33:49 PM

Only because that was Slave Famous did I feel the need to confirm that it was indeed the script.

11/16/2011 3:34:53 PM

Thanks for ruining it for everyone else, you self centered asshole

11/16/2011 3:35:27 PM

Quote :

"im honestly surprised you didnt say "rubbing your feet""

this did not make sense, until it did.

11/16/2011 3:38:09 PM

Bob Digi, ruining the script.

Although I am willing to bet it still gets at least 3 people

11/16/2011 3:40:05 PM

yeah....a thumb in pregnant asshole...I knew it was a script immediately. Also, I have never and will never sleep with Slave Famous.

11/16/2011 3:47:01 PM

dje loves getting the morning stanky danky

11/16/2011 3:47:56 PM

nobody reads my posts anyway

11/16/2011 3:48:53 PM

Quote :

"...a guy doing anything to you? (going down on you, rubbing your back? dryhunping your leg? etc) What were they doing and how did you react? "

1. I go with it and enjoy a morning quickie.
2. I ignore him and pretend to stay asleep until he stops.
3. I flat out tell him to go away.

11/16/2011 3:50:13 PM

I like how punchmonk felt the need to declare that, as if there was a public murmuring hinting otherwise.

11/16/2011 3:50:42 PM

I despise this. The one time Eric tried it, he regretted it.

Seriously, don't mess with me when I'm sleeping. >_>

11/16/2011 3:51:25 PM

^^haha...I am ok with announcing that and being ok with you never wanting to touch me with a 10 foot stick.

/pregnant taint

[Edited on November 16, 2011 at 3:52 PM. Reason : SF]

[Edited on November 16, 2011 at 3:54 PM. Reason : I assume you have a 10 ft stick.]

11/16/2011 3:52:34 PM

I don't mind being woken up with sex if it is after 7am on a weekend or at least 30 minutes before the alarm on a weekday and I went to bed by 10:30 the night before.

11/16/2011 3:53:07 PM

that's a lot of rules

11/16/2011 3:53:38 PM

*takes notes*

11/16/2011 3:54:47 PM

lol wtf

damnit I can't put my finger in her asshole...its 28 minutes and 34 seconds until her alarm

11/16/2011 3:58:32 PM

i love it and definitely go with it. I loooooooooooove middle of the night sex!!!

11/16/2011 3:59:43 PM

Hey can I crash on your couch for a few days?

11/16/2011 4:00:34 PM

Quote :

"i love it and definitely go with it. I loooooooooooove middle of the night sex!!! "

yes ma'am

I'm usually the one doing the poking lol

11/16/2011 4:03:03 PM

4^you're damn right! you'd better follow the rules, db19!

11/16/2011 4:03:31 PM

I think my boyfriend is one of those sleep sex people. Sometimes he'll wake me up by doing stuff but then when I reciprocate is like "what are you ... wait, what am I ... sweet!"

11/16/2011 4:14:37 PM

^lololol awesome

11/16/2011 4:15:12 PM

2^ahhahahahah

11/16/2011 4:16:13 PM

LOL....i kinda love it actually...all of it - i even find it a turn on if a guy is dry humping my leg or my ass...or anything like that...just knowing he's hard and feeling it turns me on...

11/16/2011 4:20:18 PM

i'm definitively a sleep sex person as is my wife. it's weird...sometimes we'll both wake up mid coitus.

11/16/2011 4:29:44 PM

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11/16/2011 4:45:00 PM

Hmmmm, I like that idea If I used that it might even wake someone else up on the right side of bed

11/16/2011 4:55:50 PM

This girl does not have everything because she doesn't have THAT

LOVE

11/16/2011 4:59:12 PM

I'm a little faint....omg...where do i ge tthat

11/16/2011 9:52:07 PM

If not for doing this, I'd still be a virgin

11/16/2011 9:53:45 PM

11/16/2011 9:55:59 PM

One of my Indian friends that I made in the Master's program while I was at NCSU told me a story from when he was an undergrad in India.

He said he woke up one day in his dorm to find his roommate sucking his dick. I was all like, how come you don't get woken up when somebody pulls your shorts/pyjamas down while you are asleep and pulls our dick out. He had no answer.

11/16/2011 9:57:08 PM

i wouldnt mind waking up to some female playing footsie with my erect penis

11/16/2011 9:58:43 PM

i wish someone would wake me up to have sex



literally

11/16/2011 9:59:04 PM

Footsie? Oh my.....

11/16/2011 10:05:26 PM

I for one so not enjoy any sort of mid-sleep or morning sex. I gotta max out my quality sleep

11/16/2011 10:09:17 PM

wink wink

11/16/2011 10:12:27 PM

mid night romps used to be a problem for sleep schedule...

11/16/2011 10:29:23 PM

11/16/2011 10:42:40 PM

Quote :

"I'm usually the one doing the poking lol"

TIL DivaBaby19 has a pokey stick.

11/16/2011 10:59:16 PM

hahahahaha

you got me

11/16/2011 11:00:30 PM