I work at an office where they play top 40 pop all day, and it's like same song over and over. They seriously sound like the same person. I'm not even sure who sings which crappy songs.



[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 1:58 PM. Reason : in before first world problems]

11/22/2011 1:57:37 PM

the diff is about 100 lbs

soundwise, pink sounds angrier. She sings about partying. Clarkson sings about imaginary boyfriends.

[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 1:59 PM. Reason : l]

11/22/2011 1:58:37 PM

I used to listen to g105 all day at work, and hearing the same song 8 times a day made me hate those songs pretty quickly.

11/22/2011 1:58:50 PM

Pink is the one who sings about stupid shit but makes the song sound like a triumphant ballad.

11/22/2011 2:00:22 PM

I mean yeah I can tell the difference looking at them, one of them is fat and the other is a man.

But they have the same voice.

11/22/2011 2:00:47 PM

pink sings about fitting in and stereotyping

clarkson sings about hating men and men related songs.

11/22/2011 2:01:37 PM

Sounds like a shit job

11/22/2011 2:02:04 PM

Pink has a slightly deeper voice. Clarkson screams more.

11/22/2011 2:02:37 PM

I dislike very much the new commercial clarkson is in when she enters the jeep and everyone starts singing something stupid.

11/22/2011 2:06:14 PM

Quote :

"the diff is about 100 lbs"

Is Kelly Clarkson fat again?? I had a little crush on her when she got into shape.



[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 2:09 PM. Reason : .]

11/22/2011 2:08:02 PM

1 looks like an angry dike
1 looks like an angry fat kid

11/22/2011 2:11:46 PM

Clarkson was never attractive. You can find someone who looks like her at every dive bar in the country.

Pink, on the other hand, looks like Billy Idol.

11/22/2011 2:13:40 PM

Quote :

"Clarkson was never attractive. You can find someone who looks like her at every dive bar in the country"

She's no Kate Beckinsale...but she's cute (when thin), seems nice, and can sing. Then throw in that she's an actual celebrity...definitely would get it.

11/22/2011 2:15:58 PM

She always seemed like the type who had to fight off getting fat 24/7

11/22/2011 2:17:09 PM

I could tell Clarkson was fighting it. When she first got famous she wore a scarf all the time and I just knew that she was hiding a fat neck.

11/22/2011 2:17:51 PM

she seems like the type of girl you'd take on a date or three, looking good, and two weeks later she's sitting on the couch in pj pants and some XXXL tshirt, calling you to come over, so you can sit beside her and watch design on a dime while she pounds down ham sandwiches and ice cream, using her cat as a napkin.. and bitches that you don't initiate dates any more.


then like four years later you'd see her out at a bar and start the same cycle again.

11/22/2011 2:19:27 PM

As long as the rest of you are conceding that she's not an elite physical specimen, than we're on the same page. Believe me, I understand the lure of celebrity. I once blew several thousand dollars in an ill fated attempt to woo Schuyler Fisk, and she was hardly D list at the time.

[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 2:24 PM. Reason : x]

11/22/2011 2:23:52 PM

Clarkson looks pretty

thick in that car commercial with Chris Berman

11/22/2011 2:25:39 PM

At first he was like



but then he was like

11/22/2011 2:28:17 PM

I can't believe you posted that after I just got through saying

Quote :

"I dislike very much the new commercial clarkson is in when she enters the jeep and everyone starts singing something stupid."

11/22/2011 2:30:13 PM

You weren't specific, and gifs always trump words

11/22/2011 2:31:10 PM

Quote :

"she seems like the type of girl you'd take on a date or three, looking good, and two weeks later she's sitting on the couch in pj pants and some XXXL tshirt, calling you to come over, so you can sit beside her and watch design on a dime while she pounds down ham sandwiches and ice cream, using her cat as a napkin.. and bitches that you don't initiate dates any more. then like four years later you'd see her out at a bar and start the same cycle again."

LOLZ.

Quote :

"I once blew several thousand dollars in an ill fated attempt to woo Schuyler Fisk, and she was hardly D list at the time."

double lolz. did she write a folk song about you?

[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 2:33 PM. Reason : songs]

11/22/2011 2:31:56 PM

I went to school near where she grew up In Charlottesville and we had some mutual acquaintances, plus Orange County had just come out, so you'll have to forgive my momentary infatuation.

11/22/2011 2:36:48 PM

i was about to mention i dig her music. i was watching this obscure indy movie off Netflix that she was in and she sang a song in the movie so i started doing some investigating and came across a couple of her albums on itunes. what i previewed i liked.

11/22/2011 2:38:48 PM

A pic of her at at the AMAs this weekend, likely wearing 3 pairs of spanx. She looks good though.

Actually, yeah, you can see a serious spanx line there. But very Jessica Rabbit-looking.

[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 2:43 PM. Reason : .]

11/22/2011 2:42:56 PM

healthy at every size!

11/22/2011 2:44:26 PM

That dress would hide anything. She could be pregnant under there for all we know.

11/22/2011 2:45:50 PM

that dress is SO unflattering on her.

it looks like a clown could pop out from underneath it at any moment

[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 2:47 PM. Reason : clown dress?]

11/22/2011 2:46:26 PM

those are some child-bearing hips

(as long as one of the children isn't her)

11/22/2011 2:48:31 PM

it's like ariel the mermaid's fat older sister

[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 3:26 PM. Reason : e]

11/22/2011 3:11:35 PM

She's pretty friggin thick these days. Not my cup of tea...but I'm sure BHS would beat off to it.

11/22/2011 3:22:24 PM

I suspect they share a lot of the same songwriters. I know both have had Max Martin produce for them.

11/22/2011 5:11:09 PM

^^^hahaha

anyway, ~ thread is ~

11/22/2011 6:01:20 PM

I didn't know the fat chick in that commercial was Kelly Clarkson.

11/22/2011 6:02:16 PM

what a hog

11/22/2011 10:17:16 PM

pink is fucking sexy. i am not always a fan of her music but I'd sooooooooo hit it





yes yes yes please

11/22/2011 11:41:58 PM

ddk i am inspired by your low standards

i am i inspired to think you would fuck me

11/22/2011 11:45:53 PM

if you look like her, then yea i probably would

INCLUDING WEARING THE SPARKLY UNDERPANTS

11/22/2011 11:48:55 PM

thats where I draw the line... damn

11/23/2011 12:04:28 AM

Did Beiber do her hair?

11/23/2011 12:59:25 AM

always thought pink looked like the amazon lady from 3rd Rock from the Sun.

11/23/2011 1:03:18 AM

why is she still fat...I thought she did Crossfit

11/23/2011 1:06:26 AM

That red dress is confusing. Like, I don't understand what curve is what body part. It doesn't make sense to me.

11/23/2011 2:11:02 AM