NOT SURE THOUGH... WHAT SHOULD I DO

11/23/2011 12:02:41 AM

buy her ice cream

11/23/2011 12:03:36 AM

Send her a smilie, they love smilies.

11/23/2011 12:04:18 AM

Dongslap FTW

11/23/2011 12:06:08 AM

seriously, ice cream solves everything

11/23/2011 12:06:10 AM

There is some old icecream in the freezer. If I prepare a bowl do you think that is equivalent?

already tried smilieing. might have been too soon

[Edited on November 23, 2011 at 12:06 AM. Reason : also she doesn't like sweets]

11/23/2011 12:06:26 AM

nah, you gotta take her for ice cream

11/23/2011 12:07:26 AM

Take her to Noodles and Co. then Cold Stone's for dessert.

Problem solved.

11/23/2011 12:08:55 AM

drunk so no driving for now... you think this will carry over til after thanksgiving? she's going out of town tomorrow morning. I'm going to cook breakfast but I'd like for her to be un-pissed tonight if possible... Before the 'morning rush' if you know what I'm sayin

11/23/2011 12:12:08 AM

Then you'll have to resort to what most scholars and professionals refer to as the "dongslap".

11/23/2011 12:13:22 AM

sparkly underpants will solve everything

11/23/2011 12:14:07 AM

I WILL NOT DO SPARKLY UNDERPANTS

I draw the line at thong-type men underwear. The kind that cuts up between your balls and legs. Those are OK. Not sparkly ones though.

11/23/2011 12:15:45 AM

Roll her over and start fucking at 4am. Get the benefits of angry? sex without her being conscious and then you will both be happy in the morning. But definitely let the eggs settle before going back for seconds.

[Edited on November 23, 2011 at 12:17 AM. Reason : dongslap is plan b]

11/23/2011 12:16:21 AM

Fuck might be. Fuck her if she cant communicate

11/23/2011 12:25:19 AM

Quote :

"FUCK MIGHT BE"

11/23/2011 12:26:12 AM

yeah, she's pissed, because of the difference between 'thickened' which I took to be synonymous with 'all soaked up'.

11/23/2011 12:40:30 AM

Tell that bitch to shut up by placing your cock squarely in her mouth.

[Edited on November 23, 2011 at 12:49 AM. Reason : .]

11/23/2011 12:48:54 AM

ok, tried the dick in mouth. was nice, i guess. was busy making the perfect omlet at the time. now we are covered in styrofoam popcorn and I'm trying to get her to tell me where she hid my phone. she is 'asleep' ish... only responding when it is convenient.

what do i do now? she is on the floor doing a really good job at being somewhere else. My needs are met. so what now?

11/23/2011 4:20:04 AM

RUN AWAY

11/23/2011 7:23:34 AM

do you got any omlet left? im hongry

11/23/2011 7:55:42 AM

Make a thread about it.

0/10.

Why do people make useless posts?

11/23/2011 8:10:53 AM

DO NOTHING... SHE WILL GET OVER IT when she realizes you don't give a fuck if she gets mad

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on November 23, 2011 at 8:13 AM. Reason : this works unless you like banged her dad or something serious]

11/23/2011 8:12:34 AM

Quote :

" she is on the floor doing a really good job at being somewhere "

ahahahahahaha

11/23/2011 9:37:55 AM

11/23/2011 9:40:19 AM