with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

>

11/23/2011 10:56:16 PM

open mailbox

11/23/2011 10:57:46 PM

xyzzy

11/23/2011 10:59:11 PM

Opening the mailbox reveals:
A leaflet.

11/23/2011 11:00:07 PM

Burn leaflet

11/23/2011 11:01:04 PM

Quote :

"EATEN BY A GRUE"

11/23/2011 11:02:23 PM

lol

11/23/2011 11:03:06 PM

11/23/2011 11:14:49 PM

read leaflet

11/23/2011 11:15:49 PM

make sweet love to leaflet

11/23/2011 11:19:29 PM

I don't understand that.

>

11/23/2011 11:23:53 PM

exit game.

11/23/2011 11:42:13 PM

go east

11/23/2011 11:43:51 PM

East??? I thought you said Weast.

>

[Edited on November 23, 2011 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2011 11:43:54 PM

have sex with mailbox

11/24/2011 12:00:47 AM

THIS GAME USED TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME

i'm not sure why

11/24/2011 12:02:45 AM

I don't understand that.

>

11/24/2011 12:02:52 AM

Jack off

11/24/2011 5:54:31 AM

put on my robe and wizard hat

11/24/2011 6:06:06 AM

A wild script that puts your name in the post appears...

11/24/2011 8:04:15 AM

> shoot assault rifle at white house

11/24/2011 8:41:16 PM

I remember it saying

> syntax error - please try again.

11/24/2011 8:49:02 PM

11/24/2011 8:49:48 PM

It would be fun to put the effort into a thread like this but just take it from Maniac Mansion and see how long it takes people to figure that out.

[Edited on November 24, 2011 at 9:01 PM. Reason : ]

11/24/2011 8:50:08 PM

Prufrock and I are two threads from the same cloth, I feel.

11/24/2011 8:54:00 PM

Hello Sailor

11/25/2011 6:16:13 AM

>_

4/29/2012 7:43:41 PM

>Grow wings, fly above house, enter through roof.

4/29/2012 7:46:07 PM

is this like dungeons and dragons? i have a level-17 witch elf that would like to go adventuring

4/29/2012 7:46:58 PM

You can't go that way.

4/29/2012 7:48:19 PM

the eye of isuldor opens

*rolls 20 sided die*

16 titties fall out

4/29/2012 8:05:57 PM

The song called Heavy Metal starts to play

4/29/2012 8:22:51 PM

Quote :

"GRUE"

4/29/2012 8:23:59 PM

>abortion

4/29/2012 8:26:15 PM

A sword of Elvish workmanship is on the ground.

>_

12/4/2012 8:03:32 PM

Quote :

"xyzzy"

12/4/2012 8:04:44 PM

I want to cast magic missile.

12/4/2012 8:05:19 PM

Welcome back, adventurer!

>

3/5/2013 11:19:06 PM

i came here to post that same thing i posted in 2011

shit

3/5/2013 11:26:27 PM

Don't open the door

3/6/2013 1:32:12 AM