i would be blasting that thing at the sky right now

11/28/2011 12:13:26 AM

i'm sorry but i really did laugh at just how desperate that sounded

11/28/2011 12:15:49 AM

lol

11/28/2011 12:16:45 AM

i'm beyond caring

i would trade the last 10 times i fucked a pussy for just one blowjob

11/28/2011 12:16:57 AM

wait you don't get blowjobs prior to the sex?

lol you're doing foreplay wrong

11/28/2011 12:17:44 AM

Not that I want to mill about this pool of desperation, but I agree with ^.

11/28/2011 12:17:55 AM

i realize this, ddk

i'm getting Megged

[Edited on November 28, 2011 at 12:23 AM. Reason : SOMEBODY SUCK MY DICK PLEASE]

11/28/2011 12:22:25 AM

they make a solution for you problems seth

all you need is a little $$

11/28/2011 12:29:37 AM

PM sent

11/28/2011 12:31:50 AM

PM(s) sent.

11/28/2011 12:32:13 AM

i was not offering MY services

11/28/2011 12:32:43 AM

PM recalled

11/28/2011 12:34:13 AM

PM sent

11/28/2011 12:35:18 AM

wait ddk is sucking dick for money now

hey girl, you need a manager? I only charge 15% and I'll throw in security services for an extra 5%

11/28/2011 12:35:27 AM

the only services i am offering are those that involve CUTTING

come here bryan let me service your throat

11/28/2011 12:37:44 AM

come on kate do you really want me bleeding out on your carpet, think of the security deposit

11/28/2011 12:39:35 AM

ok you're right

LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE

11/28/2011 12:41:43 AM

Quote :

"wait you don't get blowjobs prior to the sex? lol you're doing foreplay wrong"

Yeah I'm pretty sure that more women have sexed me up than have blowstarted my heart.

11/28/2011 12:42:05 AM

dowwwwwwn byyyyyyyyy Rosemary and Cameron
sheeee hands out the Bhagavad Giiiiiitaaaaaa

11/28/2011 12:42:19 AM

what is going on ITT

11/28/2011 12:43:10 AM

Quote :

"LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE"

Time and place bitch, time and place

don't make me do my z snap and wiggle my head around like a chicken girl you won't like the outcome

11/28/2011 12:43:34 AM

oh shit some tuff going down here

11/28/2011 12:44:20 AM

Quote :

"wiggle my head around like a chicken"

ok that made me laugh. you may keep your life

this time

11/28/2011 12:46:04 AM

11/28/2011 12:46:32 AM

11/28/2011 12:46:55 AM

Quote :

"BITCH I WILL CUT YOU BITCH"

11/28/2011 12:47:00 AM

this time pssssh errytime girl erry...







...

...

time

11/28/2011 12:47:12 AM

Quote :

"BLOWJOB BAT SIGNAL"

11/28/2011 12:47:46 AM

Quote :

"SUCK MY DICK"

11/28/2011 12:48:55 AM

Quote :

"DROP DEAD CUT-A-BITCH"

11/28/2011 12:49:24 AM

Quote :

"FOR YOU PROBLEMS"

11/28/2011 12:50:00 AM

Quote :

"CHICKEN HEAD WIGGLE"

11/28/2011 12:50:10 AM

Quote :

"JUST ONE BLOWJOB"

11/28/2011 12:50:55 AM

Quote :

"LAST TEN TIMES"

Quote :

"FUCKED A PUSSY"

11/28/2011 12:51:40 AM

Quote :

"A LITTLE $$"

11/28/2011 12:52:07 AM

Quote :

"SERVICE YOUR THROAT"

11/28/2011 12:52:27 AM

Quote :

"DDK IS SUCKING"

Quote :

"BLASTING THAT THING"

11/28/2011 12:52:55 AM

Quote :

"THAT INVOLVE CUTTING"

11/28/2011 12:53:33 AM

Quote :

"ROSEMARY AND CAMERON"

11/28/2011 12:55:03 AM

you two should just 69 eachother and solve eachothers mutual problems

11/28/2011 12:55:09 AM

shut up bitch I will cut you

11/28/2011 12:55:47 AM

jk

11/28/2011 12:56:08 AM

hey hey hey don't threaten DDK she may just decide that security deposit isn't worth it

11/28/2011 12:57:40 AM

k

11/28/2011 12:58:07 AM

BubbleBob can we 69

11/28/2011 1:00:08 AM

These guys are holding a blowjob fundraiser for you

11/28/2011 3:26:56 AM

Is that Limp Wrist?

11/28/2011 5:50:39 AM

you could always enlist the help of a close friend's desperate granny, they don't have teeth

11/28/2011 8:11:37 AM

heeeeey you're the poor girl with the stolen scooter

11/28/2011 10:17:59 AM

set em up

11/28/2011 10:24:29 AM