Can't have a trashcan in front of my damn house, 30 feet back from the curb? That's some bullshit.

I'll move it so its presence doesn't make the garbage people nervous, but you better empty the fucker if it's within 30 feet of the curb from now on.

11/28/2011 4:38:43 PM

I am sure that the sanitation department will be deeply offended when they read this thread.

11/28/2011 4:40:00 PM

Food Trucks

Sign Ordinances preventing people from advertising on sidewalks

Permits to Panhandle

...

a whole slew of others

11/28/2011 4:41:36 PM

bigman i love you but why you got a trash can in the front of your house

11/28/2011 4:41:53 PM

I lazy

and my garage is occupado

[Edited on November 28, 2011 at 4:44 PM. Reason : it ain't hurting nobody ]

11/28/2011 4:44:11 PM

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"Permits to Panhandle"

it should just be plain illegal.

11/28/2011 4:56:44 PM

is there a law against standing on top of said trashcan to get on a roof?

11/28/2011 4:57:45 PM

probably

11/28/2011 4:59:05 PM

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"and my garage is occupado"

Are we going to see you on the next season of hoarders?

11/28/2011 5:01:18 PM

panhandle yourself a job

11/28/2011 5:02:33 PM

i put a sign on it that says FOOD TRUCK

should be good to go now

11/28/2011 5:06:08 PM

Make sure you paid the city for your food truck parking permit.

11/28/2011 5:08:41 PM

I lived on a corner, with the wrap around driveway on the larger road. We couldn't find a place to keep our trashcan where we wouldn't get nasty letters, but we never got a ticket. We didn't have a garage either, fwiw... Now, though, I live in a townhome and we have a dumpster, so there is no problem

11/28/2011 5:22:59 PM

I'm going to set up a hot dog cart on your street so you'll have to move your food truck.

11/28/2011 5:26:19 PM

sonuvabitch

11/28/2011 5:29:10 PM

Quote :

"Permits to Panhandle"

they made this law specifically to make it illegal to beg, so they could arrest all the bums, i dont really think it is so dumb

11/28/2011 11:18:53 PM

I believe it's called the Pack_Bryan Ordinance

11/28/2011 11:25:22 PM

i <3 country.

f u city rules.
f u HOA.

11/28/2011 11:28:08 PM

and hello trailers and white trash

11/29/2011 12:52:07 AM

Is this a municipal ordinance or a HOA rule?

11/29/2011 12:59:46 AM

You aren't supposed to have anything on your porch that isn't designed as outdoor furniture either. That's a dumb fucking ordinance, and subjective as hell. Supposedly the law is 'overnight'.. whatever that means.

I was once moving things into my house. The UHAUL truck was parked right next my house, the back was open, and the ramp was down. There were 4 of us moving out of the truck so we could move the truck and not continue to block the entrance/parking lot of the apartment building behind my house.

Obviously, things began to pile up on the porch.

Someone from the city drove by, took a picture, and turned it in for a citation. I received it in the mail. $450 fine. The picture showed several pieces of furniture on the porch, the screen door propped open, the UHAUL truck next to the house with the back door raised, the ramp down, and a person handing down a piece of furniture to another person.

Got out of that one with only a medium amount of inconvenience and $0.75 in parking meter costs.

11/29/2011 1:11:04 AM

It takes a real big man to make a thread like this.

11/29/2011 1:20:22 AM

The people with attached town homes and no dumpster have it the worst, in my opinion.

They have to haul their trash through the grass of all their backyards with no lights all the way out from behind x number of homes depending on what part of the row they live in, and then go hide it again the next day. And somehow town home people are jerks where they're like, "I don't want you dragging your trash through my backyard!!!" But there's no other way to get the trash in and out of the back of your home...unless you actually manage to squeeze the large trash container inside your patio door and drag it through your living room and kitchen.

VERY IMPORTANT STUFF!!!!

11/29/2011 1:56:08 AM