Anybody willing to chip in? If we can raise $100 by the middle of December I'll donate 50. We can designate someone (maybe punchmonk or bottombaby because they're trustworthy) to keep the money. We can buy it on craigslist and have it done locally. Seth LeDown is a cool guy and he makes me laugh a lot so lets help him out, k.

11/28/2011 10:28:13 PM

i got five on it

11/28/2011 10:29:09 PM

just give me the money

11/28/2011 10:29:42 PM

haha. let errka do it.

11/28/2011 10:30:17 PM

lol listen to ^

11/28/2011 10:30:56 PM

Whatchu chargin Diva?

11/28/2011 10:31:13 PM

but seriously

somebody suck my dick please

11/28/2011 10:31:51 PM

you just offered $100

11/28/2011 10:32:21 PM

Actually I offered $150

Pass the collection plate

11/28/2011 10:33:56 PM

fantastic

11/28/2011 10:34:45 PM

Y'all muhfuckas are stingy. I know you fools have some loose change you can take to the coinstar and help Seth get blown. Hell, DivaBaby even offered to do the deed.

Come on TWW, this could be your most epic poleskew ever

[Edited on November 28, 2011 at 11:17 PM. Reason : e]

11/28/2011 11:17:39 PM

the fact that yall want to buy him a blow job is just insulting. you fuckers obviously don't think he can get his own damned blow job.

11/28/2011 11:18:48 PM

Maybe he can but it hasn't happened in the last few days and he has been posting about it like he's going through withdrawals.

11/28/2011 11:19:49 PM

Quote :

"LAST FEW DAYS"

11/28/2011 11:28:29 PM

Diva would probably pay Seth for the privilege of letting her perform a bj on him.

11/28/2011 11:33:47 PM

We already agreed on payment. All you guys have to do is pony up the cash.

11/28/2011 11:35:19 PM

I'm pretty sure that Mr. LeDown could just give Diva a pretty smile and have the payment waved.

11/29/2011 12:43:39 AM

Quote :

"PAYMENT WAVED"

11/29/2011 12:54:48 AM

Quote :

" Payment "

11/29/2011 1:03:37 AM

Outside the context of your joke, that photo is confusing on so many levels

11/29/2011 1:11:11 AM

I'm surprised they let kids stand on the corner for a bus anymore with a pedophile at every street corner in a van with binoculars scoping them out.

11/29/2011 1:14:07 AM

Quote :

"I'm surprised they let kids stand on the corner for a bus anymore with a pedophile at every street corner in a van with binoculars B4C scoping them out."

11/29/2011 1:16:22 AM

Bitch don't you know, Diva literally waves down payment.


[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 1:28 AM. Reason : f]

11/29/2011 1:27:40 AM

What the hell is a netstorm

11/29/2011 1:29:53 AM

11/29/2011 1:32:30 AM

Except for one week of each month:

11/29/2011 1:34:33 AM

hahaha damnit I passed out and missed out on all the fun of this thread

11/29/2011 9:30:42 AM

The fun won't begin till you've got $150 and Seth's wiener in your mouth Diva

11/29/2011 8:24:31 PM

bottombaby = trustworthy?

Being a mommy has changed her

11/29/2011 8:25:41 PM

I am totally trustworthy when it comes to money, just not so trustworthy with other things.

11/29/2011 8:27:17 PM

Ah, but are you so far gone that you're...

respectable?

upstanding?



[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 8:28 PM. Reason : /]

11/29/2011 8:28:18 PM

Have you paid even the tiniest bit of attention to my FaceBook? I'm the fucking FourSquare Mayor of Food Lion AND have my Monkey Bars Badge for going to so many fucking parks.

I stink with respectable.

11/29/2011 8:30:41 PM

I haven't checked Facebook since the middle of the summer.

YES THIS MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOU, AND YOU, AND EVEN YOU!!!!!!

11/29/2011 8:31:19 PM

My FB is really just a Silas & Amelia Book.
It's super lame.
I'll eventually be featured on STFU Parents!

11/29/2011 8:33:31 PM

i'm impressed, I can't even properly babyblog. The boys haven't had their blog updated since they were something like 2 months old.

I'M TOO LAZY TO OPEN A NEW TAB TO CHECK!!!!

11/29/2011 8:34:29 PM

Well, honestly, I only have time for it now that I have a smartphone and Silas is in PreK. Once Amelia gets mobile, I'll probably drop off of the planet.

11/29/2011 8:41:10 PM

You're going to give Amelia a cell phone?

Isn't she a little young, she won't even understand the rate structure!

11/29/2011 8:41:59 PM

Silas is already more proficient with our phones than we are.



I can only imagine how devious Amelia is going to be.

11/29/2011 8:43:40 PM

My boys mostly know how to teeth on mine. I'm amazed they haven't cracked it yet.

[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 8:45 PM. Reason : oh, btw, /Threadjack]

11/29/2011 8:44:56 PM

Fletch and Seth don't care. These two loves me.

/threadjack

11/29/2011 8:47:13 PM

I just live

11/29/2011 9:05:26 PM

Quote :

"These two loves me."

truth

11/29/2011 9:49:13 PM

GODDAMNIT, WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE BLOW MY FRIEND SETH???

11/29/2011 10:00:37 PM

...

If it's that important to you then I suggest you suck it up and blow him yourself.

11/29/2011 10:06:37 PM

yeah, Fletch

what's up

11/29/2011 10:08:15 PM

Damn, I don't wanna but it looks like nobody wants to donate so...

11/29/2011 10:23:49 PM

Be a man, slob some knob

11/30/2011 7:29:59 AM

I don't wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

11/30/2011 6:53:56 PM

I'll shower first

and you can close your eyes and pretend I'm BubbleBobble

11/30/2011 7:00:27 PM

^ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha that made me damn near fall off the couch

11/30/2011 7:01:31 PM