SAYS HE IS FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

11/30/2011 12:01:55 PM

topical

11/30/2011 12:02:21 PM

Lol. Hardon. I was expecting a spoof from Hadron, but no, just a misspelling.

11/30/2011 12:03:56 PM

Quote :

"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered."

WTF.

11/30/2011 12:04:11 PM

Quote :

"It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

11/30/2011 12:04:12 PM

I thought this was the large hardon collider: http://fapgay.com/cock-docking-2

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 12:06 PM. Reason : lol wut

11/30/2011 12:06:03 PM

Quote :

"Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am"

11/30/2011 12:07:56 PM

Quote :

"By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am"

11/30/2011 12:08:10 PM

Quote :

"By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am"

...

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 12:08 PM. Reason : ^ shakes fist]

11/30/2011 12:08:28 PM

11/30/2011 12:08:37 PM

Fucking lol at him disappearing

11/30/2011 12:13:01 PM

12 monkeys...

11/30/2011 12:15:42 PM

Quote :

"the hypothesized Higgs boson... might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."

11/30/2011 12:19:08 PM

Kit-Kats for everyone? I for one will welcome our new chocolate communist overlords.

11/30/2011 12:20:16 PM

Quote :

"Lol. Hardon. I was expecting a spoof from Hadron, but no, just a misspelling. "

same here.

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 12:39 PM. Reason : bracket]

11/30/2011 12:25:13 PM

Quote :

""the hypothesized Higgs boson... might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill be his grandfather.""

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 12:38 PM. Reason : icwydt]

11/30/2011 12:38:25 PM

11/30/2011 1:03:00 PM

Quote :

"APRIL 1ST 2010"

11/30/2011 1:08:11 PM

maybe they travelled back in time to write this article

11/30/2011 1:19:04 PM

awesome hardon collider.

I too expected a parody

11/30/2011 1:24:38 PM

Quote :

"The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines."

so the particles are all jacked up on Mt. Dew?
Brilliant!

11/30/2011 1:44:28 PM

12/1/2011 2:22:53 AM

12/1/2011 11:02:23 AM

12/1/2011 11:06:54 AM

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/12/13/international/i044844S88.DTL

12/13/2011 8:20:41 AM

Quote :

"INFAMOUS BAGUETTE SABOTAGE"

12/13/2011 9:47:14 AM