Plz to list them here

11/30/2011 10:21:28 PM

How about the WORST?

dweedle!

11/30/2011 10:23:45 PM

Patton Oswalt is generally amusing

Bruce Campbell will sometimes reply to you

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 10:24 PM. Reason : mark gottfried shills for hotbox pizza on the twitters]

11/30/2011 10:24:00 PM

sure...nice to know who to avoid too!

11/30/2011 10:24:17 PM

follows or people following you


and yes, I don't recommend anyone follow me, unless you follow most of the local sports people I follow, your timeline will be full of my jibba jabba

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 10:26 PM. Reason : ]

11/30/2011 10:25:30 PM

Quote :

"follows or people following you"

follows. the latter is followers right?

11/30/2011 10:28:24 PM

But if you're debating the merits of the classic Chick Fil A nuggets vs strips debate, by all means, join his legions.

11/30/2011 10:30:58 PM

oneortwobeers

guy is hilarious.

11/30/2011 10:36:48 PM

heres some of my favorites:
@maoxian @vonster @teachmeme @drves @weirdnews @howardlindzon @humblebrag
@atlasobscura @packpride @codinghorror

11/30/2011 10:42:13 PM

@God_Damn_Batman

@TonySchiavone_ (only wrestling fans from the 90s will even understand this, but for those that do, it's hilarious)

@peytonshead

@NCState_shit

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 10:47 PM. Reason : _]

11/30/2011 10:46:07 PM

@Follow24Hodge

@NeilHamburger

@jonwurster

@LettersOfNote

@NBAJamAnnouncer

@CMPunk

11/30/2011 11:04:04 PM

Quote :

"But if you're debating the merits of the classic Chick Fil A nuggets vs strips debate, by all means, join his legions."

i missed that one

11/30/2011 11:06:36 PM

@JennyJohnsonHi5

@kellyoxford

11/30/2011 11:18:23 PM

Oh oh I thought this was about famous people following you.

I have no idea.

11/30/2011 11:32:13 PM

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,2058946,00.html

12/1/2011 1:10:24 PM

@humblebrag

12/1/2011 1:11:39 PM

Quote :

"@JennyJohnsonHi5"

YES!

12/1/2011 1:24:17 PM

Canceled my account because Twitter is really annoying, but @sharonvanetten and @juanhuevos were my favorites that followed me and regularly interacted with me.

12/1/2011 1:28:27 PM

@NormsBookClub - Norm Macdonald leads discussions on literature; frequently veers into topics like Faith and High Math

@AlbertBrooks - comedy legend remaining hilarious

@WhitlockJason - egotistical, but honest; childish, but funny; endless Wire references; best sportswriter to follow

@joerogan - passes along links to lots of cool shit, mostly things about animal attacks, crazy technology, or the gov't fucking you over; also keeps you up to date on info related to the best podcast in the country

@disinfo - constant reminder that You Are Being Lied To

@nickgriffin - comic; jokes about monsters and self-loathing

@rexchapman - funniest athlete since Gilbert Arenas is no longer on twitter; must follow for any Kentucky basketball fan

12/1/2011 2:02:58 PM

Andrew Zimmerman follows me.

12/1/2011 2:10:31 PM

who the fuck is Andrew Zimmerman?

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 2:19 PM. Reason : and to contribute to the thread, @DadBoner is pretty fucking hilarious]

12/1/2011 2:17:41 PM

@edsbs

12/1/2011 2:19:30 PM

@rellyonsmash is unequivocally my favorite person on twitter.

also, gilbert arenas (aka Agent 0) is horrible on twitter. inexplicably the NBA's internets darling of the past few years is simply not meant for this medium somehow. he still has an account (or did, and then didn't and now does again, supposedly), but he should stick to blogs, or not be such an overt misogynist. Chris Brown has nothing on Gil. I am not even someone who notices that kind of stuff normally, and certainly doesn't really react in any way, and it was offensive to me. and Gil was one of my favorite NBA players.

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 2:33 PM. Reason : .]

12/1/2011 2:33:02 PM

DRUNKNLOADED

12/1/2011 2:35:06 PM

@greggdoyelcbs

12/1/2011 2:37:02 PM

^ yeah he's grown on me in the last year or so.

12/1/2011 3:31:55 PM

bump

7/30/2012 4:49:36 PM

i only have one and its shyla stylez

7/30/2012 4:50:23 PM

rveljohnson

7/30/2012 4:53:42 PM

@pattonoswalt

Quote :

"Kenobi's robe--the private parts of a lady with poor hygiene. #tatooinesexslang"

@CreepyGlen (mad men)

@mPinoe (for dweedle)

7/30/2012 4:58:23 PM

I only follow sports related accounts and porn accounts

7/30/2012 5:05:15 PM

twitter is AWESOME for pornstars

i thnik thats why twitter was made

7/30/2012 5:05:48 PM

Politics:
https://twitter.com/KillerMike
https://twitter.com/Mochievous
https://twitter.com/CSISKoreaChair <- really good for understanding how South Koreans are thinking about things
https://twitter.com/Satirony
https://twitter.com/JudicialWatch <- for keeping up with what the pro-trump right wing is thinking
https://twitter.com/drmoore <- evangelical christian but not a trump supporter
https://twitter.com/evansiegfried <- conservative but not a trump supporter
https://twitter.com/ProPublica
https://twitter.com/Timcast <- journalist who does a lot of live videos from protests
https://twitter.com/538politics <- best data science/stats for politics
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias
https://twitter.com/greg_doucette <- lots of police accountability, legal, and occasional dog stuff

Science/Tech:
https://twitter.com/ObservatoryCats
https://twitter.com/b0rk <- if you're a linux user
https://twitter.com/wbohon <- female geologist
https://twitter.com/DrVikkiBurns
https://twitter.com/fchollet
https://twitter.com/DynamicWebPaige <- good machine learning tutorials
https://twitter.com/randal_olson
https://twitter.com/tanyaofmars <- lots of good Mars info
https://twitter.com/milkysa
https://twitter.com/jackclarkSF <- good machine learning news
https://twitter.com/kenwarner <- hot takes on being a manager of programmers
https://twitter.com/Jennison <- works with accessible tech (blind, deaf, etc.)
https://twitter.com/MarsCuriosity <- from the NASA MSL team
https://twitter.com/SinaBahram <- blind scientist/programmer, very smart
https://twitter.com/0xabad1dea <- hacker
https://twitter.com/notch <- creator of Minecraft, Gamergater, there's a good chance he'll respond to you


[Edited on August 27, 2018 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ]

8/27/2018 9:35:29 PM

8/27/2018 9:51:19 PM

Pixelated boat

8/27/2018 10:18:53 PM

https://twitter.com/krangtnelson
https://twitter.com/dril

8/27/2018 10:47:56 PM

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...srsly

[Edited on August 29, 2018 at 10:53 AM. Reason : ]

8/29/2018 10:50:26 AM