bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
Just watch the video.
12/2/2011 8:08:02 AM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Not kissing until marriage sounds boring. 12/2/2011 8:19:29 AM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
Did you even watch the video? I have no words for this couple's first kiss. Poor things probably didn't know any better. 12/2/2011 8:20:22 AM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
lol no I'm at work right now and have no speakers  12/2/2011 8:21:23 AM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
Oh, you don't need speakers for this. Skip ahead to about 45/50 seconds in. 12/2/2011 8:27:27 AM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
good lord
thats a lot of tongue  12/2/2011 8:27:40 AM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
omg they look like a pair of leeches  12/2/2011 8:33:04 AM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha there's no way that was worth the wait 12/2/2011 8:33:29 AM
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Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Well at least none of them know how terrible that was haha 12/2/2011 8:33:31 AM
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Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Hahahahahahaha
God I love Ellen - "less chewing" 12/2/2011 8:36:44 AM
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jbtilley All American 12803 Posts user info edit post |
Nope, pretty sure that this, just like all "reality" TV is 100% scripted. It very well may have been their first kiss, but they were instructed to, and subsequently did ham it up big time.
I mean maybe, maybe if it were "adverting your eyes and never witnessing a kiss in your entire lifetime before waiting to kiss until your wedding day." If they had ever seen their parents kiss or even some actors kiss on a movie it wouldn't turn out that bad. Who's first kiss was that stupid? Of course it just goes back to the nature of all reality TV shows. Reality shows are scripted and all drama, comedy, etc. is manufactured and directed, not the result of filming natural occurrences. I guess that's what separates reality TV from documentaries though.
The thread did remind me of a rather unintentionally humorous made for TV movie I saw about 10 years ago about a couple that wanted to wait until marriage to even kiss. All this drama about waiting involving the parents, etc., etc. and these actors were well into their 30s. I get the sentiment, the show is about maintaining standards and keeping your virtue, I appreciate that. I'm sure the angle is that kissing is the slippery slope (pun?) so best to avoid it, but man that show was crazy.
[Edited on December 2, 2011 at 8:40 AM. Reason : -] 12/2/2011 8:37:18 AM
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grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
they looked like two pigs going at it in a trough on each others faces 12/2/2011 8:48:07 AM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
*nom nom nom* 12/2/2011 8:50:30 AM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
It looks like maybe they each thought the other would smooch then realized that they were going for more and both simultaneously kept changing their minds.
But this video definitely started my day with a smile. 12/2/2011 9:24:08 AM
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NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35386 Posts user info edit post |
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah 12/2/2011 9:25:13 AM
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Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Dude looked like a 13 year old trying to hide his boner while they were kissing. 12/2/2011 9:35:33 AM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
gross 12/2/2011 9:37:55 AM
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BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha silly religious nuts 12/2/2011 9:41:11 AM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I have been looking forward to this show for a while.
Sunday night will be glorious. 12/2/2011 9:42:13 AM
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MinkaGrl01
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wasn't there a twwer who didn't kiss until their wedding day?? Give me a moment and I'll remember her name, I think she went to Meredith.
The way I see it, whatever makes them happy is what matters. So it's not for me, but it makes them smile, so it makes me smile for them. As long as they don't tell me not to do something I'm going to to judge them. 12/2/2011 9:44:52 AM
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chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
I actually shot a wedding where their first kiss was their wedding.
obviously not first kiss ever. Gotta admit... it was sweet to hear. "and now you may kiss the bride. for the first time ever"
and i also had to give it to the fella... that couldn't have been easy. she was HOT AS FUCK. 12/2/2011 2:32:46 PM
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aaronburro Sup, B 53288 Posts user info edit post |
i bet you weren't the only one who shot at that wedding, AMIRITE? 12/2/2011 2:35:48 PM
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Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "pretty sure that this, just like all "reality" TV is 100% scripted" |
I'm not sure someone could act a kiss that bad  12/2/2011 4:02:07 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
i feel so embarrassed for them! 12/2/2011 4:08:47 PM
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GoldenGirl All American 6475 Posts user info edit post |
I have a sad feeling that show will make a mockery of people who choose to wait.
Their kiss looked very scripted. and when I saw the preview for the 1st time I thought it was a joke.
On MTV's True Life: I'm a newly wed The virgins didn't act like them...
http://www.mtv.com/videos/true-life-im-a-newlywed/1639366/playlist.jhtml#series=2211&seriesId=5232&channelId=1 12/2/2011 4:14:39 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
I think that virgins are not exactly the same as folks who haven't even kissed yet or kissed anyone ever.
Just like I think that 18 or 20 year old virgins aren't exactly the same as 30 year old virgins. 12/2/2011 4:20:18 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder if anyone's ever waited till marriage to kiss, but they bang it out well prior 12/2/2011 4:21:24 PM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
lol
[Edited on December 2, 2011 at 4:32 PM. Reason : only in da butt] 12/2/2011 4:32:01 PM
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chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i bet you weren't the only one who shot at that wedding, AMIRITE?" |
actually you are extremely rite 12/2/2011 4:57:27 PM
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The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
bahahahahaha 12/2/2011 5:01:54 PM
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elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
DVR is set! 12/2/2011 5:49:56 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
i kissed a girl and i liked it. 12/2/2011 5:57:13 PM
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ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
wow. I'm so glad I stumbled upon this thread.
One of my friends re-took a vow of celibacy in college after he hooked up with some girl that he wished he wouldn't have or something. He also had a near-death experience and bit the Bible bullet super hard. He's now 25 and just started dating some girl from his uber-fundamentalist church that is ginger, 18, home schooled her whole life, and has braces. LOL. if that wasn't enough, she won't kiss him until their engaged, and obviously won't have sex until marriage then either. For some reason my friend is head over heels for this lame girl (equally fundamentalist-judgemental) and they're going to wait 5 years until she graduates, at minimum, TO KISS. it's unbelievable.
[Edited on December 2, 2011 at 6:48 PM. Reason : not even on the cheek! ] 12/2/2011 6:48:13 PM
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d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
lol 12/2/2011 6:51:09 PM
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catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "TROLL
FUCKING
BAIT" |
12/2/2011 6:57:58 PM
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elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |

12/12/2011 12:31:09 PM
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evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
oh. my. god. 12/12/2011 12:33:50 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |

12/12/2011 12:37:13 PM
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LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
maybe a snake bit her tongue 12/12/2011 12:45:47 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and they're going to wait 5 years until she graduates, at minimum, TO KISS. it's unbelievable." |
The oldest Duggar kid (you know the family that has 19 kids) got engaged to his current wife w/o ever dating her. In their eyes, when you get engaged, that is when you can "court".
Neither of them had ever kissed anybody and were not going to kiss each other until their first kiss as man and wife.
And no frontal hugs. Only side hugs.
[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 1:43 PM. Reason : e] 12/12/2011 1:43:13 PM
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vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "CHRISTIAN
SIDE
HUG" |
12/12/2011 1:44:46 PM
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw
CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG RAP
Quote : | "This is from the 2009 EG Conference, and I guess these Christian youth events cause a lot of teenage pregnancies." |
12/12/2011 1:48:30 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
elise and I are watching. . . . 12/27/2011 4:18:18 PM
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elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |

12/27/2011 4:19:16 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
I'm going to kiss her before her wedding day. I can't wait that long! 12/27/2011 4:21:42 PM
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elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |

12/27/2011 4:43:08 PM
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d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have a sad feeling that show will make a mockery of people who choose to wait. " |
To be fair, those people deserve to be mocked. If you base the progression of your relationships on state approval, then you should be made fun of. Our society is deteriorating because people adhere to tradition for no fucking reason.
[Edited on December 27, 2011 at 5:45 PM. Reason : ] 12/27/2011 5:43:57 PM
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MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
[no] 12/27/2011 5:49:32 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't look my wife in the eye until after we said "I do"
I'm Krallum and i approved this message. 12/27/2011 5:50:15 PM
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BigFletch All American 3302 Posts user info edit post |
I was never on the same continent as my wife until we said "I do"
I'm BigFletch and I approved this message 12/27/2011 7:28:16 PM
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