Dude is good.

12/6/2011 7:44:49 PM

what percent of my weekly allowance should i spend on high class vs low class hookers

12/6/2011 7:46:26 PM

I'm guess hookers and coke arent in his budget plan?

12/6/2011 7:46:44 PM

I have one as well:

Which would you suggest? Buy dog food or steal it?

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12/6/2011 7:47:23 PM

Do you know of a good way to reuse condoms?

12/6/2011 7:49:03 PM

^ Just turn them inside out. Duh.

12/6/2011 8:14:47 PM

I am pretty sure you know my answer. I can't wait to see how NCStatePride responds.

He is the pro

12/6/2011 8:20:19 PM

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"what percent of my weekly allowance should i spend on high class vs low class hookers"

Sorority parties are an excellent cost-savings way to get your hookers cheap. Patrone is cheaper than a hooker's time.

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"I'm guess hookers and coke arent in his budget plan?"

Are we making Charlie Sheen money or Whitney Houston money?

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"Which would you suggest? Buy dog food or steal it?"

I would suggest stealing Rameses and feeding him to your dog.

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"Do you know of a good way to reuse condoms?"

Water balloons.

12/6/2011 8:27:07 PM

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"Water balloons."

I think he meant to reuse them...

12/6/2011 8:30:43 PM

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"A couple shots of Patrone is cheaper"

too easy, but ok

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"SHOTS OF PATRONE"

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"SHOTS IS CHEAPER"

12/6/2011 8:34:56 PM

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"I think he meant to reuse them..."

Of course I don't; that's just silly. It makes so much more sense to just throw the condom away and explain that now that you came once, it won't happen again and keep going.

12/6/2011 8:36:22 PM

WOLF!!!!!

12/6/2011 8:40:15 PM