1 Take a shit.
2 Surf the web on your laptop till the UPS dies and takes your wireless router down with it.
3 When the above happens switch to cell phone.


What else?

12/7/2011 9:15:50 PM

fuck your mother.

12/7/2011 9:16:39 PM

well I was gonna say fuck

but EMCE took care of that for me

12/7/2011 9:17:28 PM

grab broom and pretend its your dick and walk around the room knocking shit over and when the lights come on blame it on your dick when people ask

12/7/2011 9:18:21 PM

No one here to fuck

lol at the numbered list with the smilies

12/7/2011 9:19:47 PM

read a book by candle light, eat all the stuff that's about to go bad, sleep

12/7/2011 9:23:41 PM

I'm on my way

12/7/2011 9:24:07 PM

i've recently discovered this game

12/7/2011 9:25:17 PM

I've reached critical battery life

OH NOES! THE END IS NEAR!!


I need to save the books to burn for heat. Think I'll just spend the last 15% of my laptop battery on watching porn, then going to sleep.

12/7/2011 9:26:35 PM

OH WE BACK! Crisis averted. Power is back on /blog

4 Take pics of a candle testing out different long exposure techniques

12/7/2011 10:12:05 PM

where are you, and why is your power out?

12/7/2011 10:17:51 PM

who da fuck uses colons and parentheses?


[Edited on December 7, 2011 at 10:19 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2011 10:19:05 PM

12/7/2011 10:23:34 PM

^^maybe auto-correct does?

[Edited on December 7, 2011 at 10:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2011 10:24:09 PM

Quote :

"where are you, and why is your power out?"

I'm in my bedroom and I have no idea why it went out. It looked to be just my street. I could see lights on in a house behind my neighbors house across the street.

12/8/2011 7:18:55 AM

1) go outside
2) sexytime
3) clean
4) light candles and read
5) play with cat

12/8/2011 7:33:31 AM

FYI a great alternative to candles/flashlights to read by are solar lawn lights. If you unscrew the top it is actually quite a bright LED. Back in April when I was without power for a week, I read 3/4 of Game of Thrones with an LED from a solar lawn light.

12/8/2011 10:18:47 AM

candlelight masturbation

12/8/2011 10:43:36 AM

Zoo Books

12/8/2011 10:53:58 AM

Goddamn it. Again? Really.

12/16/2011 8:04:39 AM

Quote :

"...I have no idea why it went out. It looked to be just my street. I could see lights on in a house behind my neighbors house across the street."

You must live off Kaplan. When I lived there that was the first (and often only) place in the city where the power would go out and it would be the last to get it back for major events. It went out all the time. They must rotate all the oldest or refurbished transformers to that neighborhood or something.

The funny thing is I lived in a country for 2 years where they rationed the power and I spent most of the time without power. One of the things I looked forward to in coming home was good, reliable electricity. I lived off Kaplan when I got back. Within a week. Power goes out. . Ok, that was just a fluke, the universe joking with me. Power goes out again, and again, and again.

[Edited on December 16, 2011 at 8:42 AM. Reason : -]

12/16/2011 8:39:32 AM

Quote :

"You must live off Kaplan"

Nope

2/2/2012 7:40:52 AM

Eat Chinese takeout on the deck while it's still somewhat light outside

7/24/2012 8:52:35 PM

7/24/2012 8:53:52 PM

The same thing I did without it while hiking the Appalachian Trail. Sleep, talk, hike (if applicable) and boil some water to heat up dinner.

7/24/2012 8:55:37 PM

Bump for the qntms

10/31/2012 9:17:52 PM

This is, like, a perfect excuse to take a break and do nothing but sleep and hump. What in the hell is possessing you to add anything extraneous to that short list?

10/31/2012 9:28:07 PM

It's happening again and MNF is about to start :MAD:

12/3/2012 8:28:55 PM

walk around the neighborhood with an open container searching for the utility crew

12/3/2012 8:31:12 PM

I've got 2 pounds of hamburger in the frying pan getting ready to brown for a crockpot chilli

12/3/2012 8:32:06 PM

Jerome Boger is officiating the game

12/3/2012 8:44:47 PM

you just need to move damn

12/3/2012 9:49:19 PM

OH WE BACK.


WOOOOO GARÇON!

12/3/2012 9:55:08 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=616258

12/4/2012 10:29:49 AM

Sit in the dark eating wheat thins and posting on TWW.

6/13/2013 6:16:37 PM

call into The Whiner Line and make fun of Hitman

6/13/2013 6:17:42 PM

I haven't listened to those clowns since early April. Haven't missed it one bit.

6/13/2013 6:19:48 PM

TONY BOLOGNA

6/13/2013 6:20:55 PM

Fuck
Read

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

6/13/2013 6:25:23 PM

bang a tranny

6/13/2013 6:26:58 PM

Quote :

"Sit in the dark eating wheat thins and posting on TWW."

That's fucking eerie as all hell. I'm eating wheat thins. Lime flavor. I fucking love wheat thins.

Think I'm gonna beat my dick again.

6/13/2013 6:37:01 PM

Quote :

"DRINK MUCHO BOURBON"

Seriously, how has nobody said "drink" yet?

6/13/2013 7:20:14 PM

Quote :

"Things you can do when the electricity is out "

Quote :

"Surf the web "

6/13/2013 8:09:57 PM

Listening to the Bulls game on my emergency radio.

6/13/2013 8:11:57 PM

Quote :

"COB WEB SURFING"

6/13/2013 8:12:12 PM

Radio went out. Time to wind it again.

6/13/2013 8:14:22 PM

Quote :

"That's fucking eerie as all hell. I'm eating wheat thins. Lime flavor. I fucking love wheat thins"

Lime wheat thins are nasty as hell.

6/13/2013 8:38:25 PM

I concur. GF and I decided we'd try them. She decided she didn't like them. And of course I, being my father's son, wasn't going to let them go to waste. They aren't horrible, but next time we will be buying something else.

6/13/2013 9:15:44 PM

My plans for impending power outage were:
-Clean up around the house until it got dark
-Order pizza or bring in takeout
-Read
-Drink
-???

However, my power never so much as even flickered.

6/13/2013 9:54:48 PM

Take a bath with your toaster. 'Cuz I mean, you can.

6/13/2013 10:13:18 PM