I couldn't think of any better ideas for a 1000th post, so I apologize in advance for this ridiculous, incredibly pointless thread.

ITT: We assign a beer to each character from the 90's children's show, BEAST WARS. Which must always be capitalized. Because.

I'll begin with a couple.



Character: Cheetor Beer: Miller Lite

Why?: Of all the un-manly, sissy-girl, annoying pander-to-young-boys crap that happens in BEAST WARS, Cheetor is responsible for 99% of it. He needs to, quite simply, man-up. Miller Lite's commercials tell me this is possible to do with their beer, so it goes to Cheetor.



Character: Megatron Beer: Guiness Black Lager

Why?: Anyone that's ever heard this Megatron-in-name-only speak knows why. And the answer is, simply, Yessssssssss.



Character: Waspinator "Beer": Four Loko

Why?: Well, for one, Waspinator has plans. And how better to plan except with a drink (ok, maybe not necessarily beer) that's downright illegal in some places. Waspinator needs all the energy he can get, since he's blown up, mangled, and nearly destroyed on a regular basis.

There are plenty of characters left, or you can do these again if you want. Hell, pick non-show characters from the short IDW Comic run or some of the ridiculous characters from the Japan only sequel shows.

Or, you can let this thread die a slow death and get buried on page 20 or something. Either way, wooo, 1000 posts. I'll never get to 2000.

12/8/2011 10:49:32 AM

It's going to take me hours to figure this thread out.

12/8/2011 10:50:59 AM

too hard. but in before

12/8/2011 10:53:05 AM

no i'd say optimus prime would be something more like this:


completely over the top and outrageously expensive, but still good in it's own way

12/8/2011 11:02:23 AM

The Original Optimus Prime made an extremely brief cameo (albeit asleep) in BEAST WARS, so it counts.

12/8/2011 3:13:03 PM

and then got shot in the face

12/8/2011 3:34:02 PM

Quote :

"I'LL ALLOW IT"

12/8/2011 3:36:25 PM

Quote :

"Waspinator has plans"

i remember exactly which scene and where he says that. holy shit it's been so long

12/12/2011 2:45:11 AM

wouldn't they all have to be different varieties of milwaukee's best?

12/12/2011 2:47:38 AM