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" we are not mad at you, just very disappointed"

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" we thought we raised you to make make better choices"

[Edited on December 8, 2011 at 8:41 PM. Reason : thanks grammer hitler]

12/8/2011 8:38:50 PM

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"were not mad"

SON I AM DISAPPOINT

12/8/2011 8:39:54 PM

"keep this up and youll be a garbageman someday."

12/8/2011 8:40:06 PM

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"Get your narrow black ass in there before I whoop your ass again"

12/8/2011 8:40:44 PM

you can't eat reese's for breakfast

fuck you, dad

12/8/2011 8:40:49 PM

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"you can't eat reese's for breakfast"

lol

12/8/2011 8:42:04 PM

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"you're going to eat two hot dogs? you don't want to end up fat like your grandmother, do you?"

when i was 12-14 and very underweight. yeah my mom's a bitch. grandma died last year & i'd definitely choose to be fat like her if i could have her back.

12/8/2011 8:44:26 PM

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"i'd definitely choose to be fat like her if i could have her back"

i don't understand

12/8/2011 8:45:10 PM

the 2 thoughts don't really go together. sorry i'm just really pissed off about something else she did today. i was basically trying to say i'd gladly be fat if i could trade my mom for my grandma right now.

12/8/2011 8:46:38 PM

when i was little i would ask random fucking questions when i was like 9 i asked my mom "what would you do if i ever drank beer and smoked? She just responded "i would cry".

12/8/2011 8:47:25 PM

My mother is stellar.

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"Y'know if you lost weight, you'd have really nice legs."

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"You look awful with your hair in a pony tail. You just don't have a chin."

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"You could stand to lose some more weight."

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"Stop talking. I just can't stand the sound of your voice."

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"I wish I hadn't woken your father up that night..."

12/8/2011 8:48:06 PM

oh, i see

it's a multipart deal

you trade your thinness and your mom for your grandmother

12/8/2011 8:48:09 PM

lol at settledown

12/8/2011 8:49:23 PM

se7entythree has mommy issues, instead of daddy issues. That means that instead of being easy to sleep with, she would bite your penis off and laugh about it.

12/8/2011 8:51:27 PM

mommy issues itt

12/8/2011 8:53:28 PM

I spent a year in therapy getting over my mommy issues.

She was a model & artist in her younger days. She's all about physical appearances and I never lived up. I was also a menopause baby had only b/c she married a man 10 years younger who wanted children & she didn't. Happy happy joy joy.

12/8/2011 8:55:05 PM

i has daddy issues

like I was never manly enough for him

and given I'm his only begotten son and the carrier of his family name, he's long been worried that I'd end up gay~♥

oh he also continually warned me about my weight, but he's a pediatrician so it was really about my health rather than my appearance, which he never considered important

12/8/2011 9:08:48 PM

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"i want you to lose weight because you don't have to be as nice to everyone when you're smaller"

this was actually my sister

[Edited on December 8, 2011 at 9:31 PM. Reason : ]

12/8/2011 9:18:14 PM

I was invited to prom when I was a sophmore. My mom said that I shouldn't go because guys only invite pretty, popular and rich girls, or sluts.

thanks mom

12/8/2011 9:19:34 PM

had a pretty conservative mom growing up

"only sluts wear spaghetti strapped tank top"

12/8/2011 9:21:18 PM

damn didnt mean to make people cry itt

12/8/2011 9:23:18 PM

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"Want to know why you don't have a job? Because you're a loser."

I hit him after that.

I ended up getting offered a job the next day. And this was over a summer job 2.5 years ago...

12/8/2011 9:24:23 PM

the thing i thought of to post in this thread makes me feel too shitty to post and now i gotta vein poppin out of my forehead. thx tww

12/8/2011 9:25:28 PM

^no worries, just means I don't have to care for the old cunt's assisted living when she goes crazy

12/8/2011 9:25:34 PM

oh, i'm one of those stupid people that still loves their family even though they suck very, very much in many ways

12/8/2011 9:27:45 PM

i still love my mom and I didnt turn out to be a slut after all

12/8/2011 9:28:34 PM

My family is great. As soon as I learned to stop expecting my mother to be my mom and started thinking of her as a friend, everything fell into place and I was able to love her.

12/8/2011 9:29:02 PM

This thread made me call my parents just to tell them that I love them.

I really feel for some of y'all.

12/8/2011 9:29:46 PM

yea, my mom is kinda loopy. She has said a lot of weird things. anyway, I love her so in the end I will end up taking care of her

12/8/2011 9:30:18 PM

are you suggesting that i can be made to feel like shit??

you have got some nerve

12/8/2011 9:32:00 PM

yea my pops was hard on me till the day i moved out. couldnt stand him for the longest time. now were good, we hang out all the time. my mom always was sweet. still cant stand my sister, ive seen her once in the past 5 months and she lived 10 mins up the street

12/8/2011 9:44:03 PM

my dad used to go "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" any time I pulled the icecream out of the freezer

12/8/2011 9:47:43 PM

ISSUES ITT HOLY SHIT

12/8/2011 9:50:56 PM

oh and my dad told me I'd make a great plus sized model once

12/8/2011 9:57:20 PM

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"two wrongs do not make a right"

but three lefts make a right damn you

12/8/2011 10:14:12 PM

^^hahaha

12/8/2011 10:16:24 PM

my dad used to ask if I wanted dessert and, after getting it for me, would say "you might as well rub that on your face"

he was just trying to be funny and not malicious but damn dad

12/9/2011 1:29:01 AM

i'm proud of you

12/9/2011 1:35:32 AM

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"Technically, I'm still a virgin. Joseph just lives with us. It's complicated"

lol, whatever you say, mom.

12/9/2011 1:38:46 AM

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"We were going to buy you that '67 stingray, but you were only 12 when we found that deal on it, so we didn't."

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"Your grandmother left you some inheritance money, but we spent it. It wasn't much..."

12/9/2011 1:43:27 AM

Victim mentality ITT

12/9/2011 1:54:47 AM

The following conversation actually occurred:

Younger Bro: Grumpy, you ruined my life!
Me: Well, I was born first, so technically you ruined mine.
Dad: Shut up. You both ruined mine.

Also, instead of some ridiculous story about the stork I was told that my parents found me at the dump, being fed by rats and seagulls -- "And your mom made us take you home." Dad, as you may have gathered, did not want children.

(All this said, he was/is a great dad, and apparently could judge that we would think the above was funny rather than needing therapy because of it"

[Edited on December 9, 2011 at 2:25 AM. Reason : not dead yet, old man]

12/9/2011 2:25:38 AM

My mom told me that my dad and her showered together and then had me.


I was 5 when she told me this. 5 years old.

12/9/2011 3:20:03 AM

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"I sold your pink floyd tickets"

12/9/2011 3:30:49 AM

Anytime they compare me to someone's child.

12/9/2011 6:32:32 AM

My dad always said my brother looked like a lizard when he was born and instead of being happy to see his first born son he just went "ew! "

12/9/2011 7:11:00 AM

My dad told me the day of my high school graduation that he was going to take a year off from any "family obligations" he had to me

There were many, many more but that one was always the shittiest, IMO.


I basically told him to F off and that I hoped he liked his new sports car because his monthly burden was over. (He had told my sister once that he couldn't wait til I graduated because then the monthly burden was over, aka child support, and that he was going to celebrate by buying a red corvette)



Oh, and he also called me the milkman's baby because I didn't have brown eyes like him

[Edited on December 9, 2011 at 7:20 AM. Reason : .]

12/9/2011 7:19:53 AM

itt people can't take the truth

12/9/2011 7:38:49 AM

ITT obvious troll is obvious

12/9/2011 7:41:26 AM

I'm starting to understand why this place is so filled with hate.

12/9/2011 7:41:37 AM