i am surfing the wii store this morning and see mariokart 64 for download. after 45 mins of playing my girlfriend challenges me and is like ill beat you in this game. the slaying starts in like 20mins.. i hope she likes last place. i spent many summer days playing this game

12/17/2011 12:02:24 PM

I had an ex-gf challenge me to Mariokart 64. I was all, "pffft. You're a girl! You are genetically predisposed to suck at both video games and driving".

She pwnt the shit out of me for like 5 straight hours.

A fair warning to you, sir.

12/17/2011 12:05:02 PM

naa i got this.

12/17/2011 12:17:49 PM

Place a bet, raise the stakes.

12/17/2011 12:22:46 PM

well i want to know how this ends

12/17/2011 12:24:44 PM

How did the slaying go?

It's 22 min now. Is OP MAD?

12/17/2011 12:24:59 PM

did she go all VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE on your ass

12/17/2011 12:42:06 PM

I, too, have seen girls be very good at this game.

12/17/2011 12:47:54 PM

I dominate this game

12/17/2011 1:24:44 PM

Update?

12/17/2011 2:04:38 PM

update, pwnt her ass in the first round, beat her in the flower cup.. and barely beat her in the special cup, she got mad and gave up, now im mad cuz i want some afternoon delight and shes fucking frustrated.. so in the long run i lost

12/17/2011 2:10:16 PM

lol afternoon delight

12/17/2011 2:23:57 PM

this is why you wait until AFTER fucking to play video games

12/17/2011 2:27:15 PM

You should have made a wager. If you win you get a bj, if she wins she gets some nice cunnilingus.

12/17/2011 4:25:30 PM

My girlfriend is fucking baller at Mario Kart, I can't beat her at all.

Even if I could I wouldn't, because she's super competitive about stupid shit like Wii games.

12/17/2011 4:50:40 PM

itt we find out that Netstorm is smarter than JeepMan311

12/17/2011 7:26:36 PM

I just don't play the GF in video games. I love sex too much to beat her at the games shes brags she is so awesome at and I hate losing on purpose to appease her.

12/17/2011 7:55:07 PM

ITT men show there superiority (excluding JeepMan311).

12/17/2011 8:07:21 PM

you probably lost because Mariokart 64 is an unfair POS game. wtf was up with that "first place kart is super slow and gets super-sorry items" BS?

Super Mariokart ftw

12/17/2011 8:09:09 PM

I don't let mine win. She will be more pissed if she thinks I let her win than if I beat her. She would rather win fair and square and then enjoy rubbing it in.

12/17/2011 8:10:16 PM

how do you surf your gf?

12/17/2011 8:24:31 PM