in honor of this boy.

http://www.newspitter.com/2011/10/12/16-yold-old-brazillian-boy-masterbates-42-times-to-his-death

Quote :

"Tragedy struck the inhabitants of Rubiataba Brazil, in the interior of Goiás. A 16 year old teenager died after masturbating 42 times non-stop. According to testimony from his mother, he started around midnight and spent all night masturbating continuously. He would ‘finish’ one and start the next. The mother’s minor was worried about his urge to masturbate – “He did it hour after hour, I had already scheduled an appointment with a doctor”, she said. On his school his mates paid his respects. A girl in his class, though, speaking to G17, said he often asked her to share webcam at midnight (Now, why would she do that…). The teenager’s computer had around 17 million videos and 600 million erotic pictures."

17 million hahaha

12/19/2011 9:13:02 PM

I mean you probably knew this, but this is months old

12/19/2011 9:14:02 PM

Quote :

"According to testimony from his mother"

wat

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12/19/2011 9:14:15 PM

1) see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diminishing_returns
2) 17 millions videos + 600 million photos

Lets say he hit puberty at 13. That gives us approximately 3 years x 365 days = 94608000 seconds.

If my math is correct he downloaded a picture every 6 seconds 24/7/365; and still found time to check out 17M videos.

12/19/2011 9:18:05 PM

^^^ of course, it clearly states Oct. 12

^ hahahaha

[Edited on December 19, 2011 at 9:18 PM. Reason : d]

12/19/2011 9:18:07 PM

what did he technically die from? dehydration?

12/19/2011 9:20:48 PM

friction

12/19/2011 9:21:15 PM

this is a fake story

12/19/2011 9:21:22 PM

implying he downloaded them one at a time

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12/19/2011 9:21:53 PM

that would be ~500 terabytes for the videos alone

12/19/2011 9:23:21 PM

12/19/2011 9:23:41 PM