Jesus Fucking Christ
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/30037563/detail.html

12/21/2011 9:40:38 AM

darwin.

shame they didn't both die.

12/21/2011 9:41:50 AM

Give it some time.

12/21/2011 9:46:27 AM

Out of context, this sounds odd... Yes.

What many of you don't realize is that often times in prison, one acquires a taste for butt cocaine. Obviously, this is an unforseen side effect of the smuggling process. Butt cocaine, affectionately named back-yak, has even taken on a subculture of its own, with specialty variations coming in the flavor of curry, watermelon, and my personal favorite... ginger.

[Edited on December 21, 2011 at 9:51 AM. Reason : .]

12/21/2011 9:50:11 AM

If you wanna hang out
You've gotta dig it out
Butt cocaine
If you wanna get down
Down with the brown
Butt cocaine

Shit don't lie
Shit don't lie
Shit don't lie
BUTT COCAINE

12/21/2011 11:25:21 AM

Was it cut with deworming agent?

12/21/2011 11:26:49 AM

^^ lulz

12/21/2011 11:27:00 AM

And here I thought crack cocaine was bad...

12/21/2011 11:30:49 AM

this is pretty sad, really

12/21/2011 11:31:24 AM

how many people have to die before we legalize freedom?

12/21/2011 12:26:37 PM

this thread has already provided me so many LOL's

12/21/2011 12:29:01 PM

Quote :

"I was pretty shocked on it"

12/21/2011 12:34:26 PM

Quote :

"But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell's backside."

so basically you made your brother eat a bag from your poophole, but it didn't help 'cause you had more in your butt and were going to be busted anyway?

[Edited on December 21, 2011 at 12:39 PM. Reason : meh]

12/21/2011 12:36:53 PM

Crack kills.

12/21/2011 12:38:34 PM

Quote :

"back-yak"

bout made me spit out my drink. Well played

12/21/2011 12:50:02 PM

the more i think about this, the sadder it makes me.

mostly b/c i'm 24 and have a 21 year old brother, and if i told him to eat some coke for me, he'd probably do it. god damn that is so sad.

12/21/2011 12:51:33 PM

Its called suitcasing. To suitcase or not to suitcase is the philosophical question to be answered.

12/21/2011 2:40:05 PM

If only I had $1 for every time I've eaten coke from someone's butt

12/24/2011 2:09:49 AM

Could you count it on your fingers or would it require your toes?

12/24/2011 2:12:21 AM

Fingers, toes, and teeth

12/24/2011 2:13:05 AM

Is this what kids are into now or days? Time to go get my hat with the flat bill and sticker still on it and go down to the club and do some butt cocaine.

12/24/2011 2:25:41 AM

It's delish

12/24/2011 2:26:19 AM