friends,

to promote a more welcoming atmosphere we have been asked to refrain from attacking n00bs

the arbitrary threshold for transition from n00b to target of unbridled hate has been set at 600 posts

in this thread, call out n00bs who are nearing their time in the TWW spotlight

if you can, provide some factual information about that user that may provide inspiration for hate once they are eligible - but be careful not to attack them early

love,
settledown

12/21/2011 11:40:40 AM

This is like baywatch...

Except with post counts instead of titties

12/21/2011 11:45:10 AM

I need to write a script that checks post counts daily and posts automatically to this thread when someone hits 600

maybe it could even do the cyber bullying automatically

12/21/2011 11:51:35 AM

Quote :

" Username : Klatypus Status : Veteran Posts : 415 (45.9 per day) Currently Online? : No Registered : 12/12/2011 (9.0 days ago) "

at her current posting rate she will reach 600 posts on Dec 25, 2011

she likes bugs and recently her scooter was stolen

12/21/2011 12:02:11 PM

Also, for Klatypus there is an offer of 21 dollars and a kick in the teeth in exchange for her anal virginity.

12/21/2011 12:02:58 PM

yes, I greatly appreciate this, lol... I have already been harassed

12/21/2011 12:04:09 PM

I'll also be posting links to particularly n00bish posts as bookmarks (without commentary)

this will help us put them on blast when the time comes

12/21/2011 12:07:19 PM

Quote :

"PUT ON BLAST"

12/21/2011 12:09:47 PM

Quote :

" Username : slappy1 Status : Starting Lineup Posts : 56 (7.1 per day) Currently Online? : No Registered : 12/13/2011 (7.9 days ago) "

at her current rate of posting she will reach 600 posts on March 6, 2011

she is from Cincinnati and she enjoys skydiving

12/21/2011 12:14:08 PM

fuck slappy

JGW is so superior

12/21/2011 12:15:24 PM

^^ Oh fuck, not Cincinnati. Those people put chili on spaghetti noodles.

[Edited on December 21, 2011 at 12:17 PM. Reason : *]

12/21/2011 12:16:25 PM

I can't wait to add her to the n00bwatch

and the b00bwatch

12/21/2011 12:16:26 PM

Quote :

"TO THE BOOBWATCH"

12/21/2011 12:21:43 PM

Quote :

"WHO DEY"

12/21/2011 2:52:55 PM

why would anyone pick on slappy? she's awesome

12/21/2011 2:54:17 PM

12/21/2011 2:55:23 PM

^^word

12/21/2011 2:58:27 PM

rules are rules, saps

EMCE will suspend us if we don't abuse users with 600 posts

12/21/2011 3:01:53 PM

dawwwwwwwwwwwwww

12/21/2011 3:03:58 PM

EMCE will physically puncture the lung(s) of any users who try to step to me

12/21/2011 3:07:02 PM

EMCE is my brother

you should know your role

12/21/2011 3:08:41 PM

shut your hole

12/21/2011 3:12:48 PM

12/21/2011 3:13:23 PM

Whack-a-mole

12/21/2011 3:14:14 PM

12/21/2011 3:14:55 PM

12/21/2011 3:17:16 PM

Is this retroactive?

12/21/2011 3:19:04 PM

12/21/2011 3:19:10 PM

12/21/2011 3:23:24 PM

k

12/21/2011 3:23:53 PM

12/21/2011 3:25:28 PM

12/21/2011 3:25:45 PM

12/21/2011 3:31:00 PM

I don't understand what you guys are doing

so I'm just going to slip inbetween

12/21/2011 3:31:54 PM

12/21/2011 3:40:56 PM

Weird Urethras all up ITT

[Edited on December 21, 2011 at 3:50 PM. Reason : no ']

12/21/2011 3:50:47 PM

I'm a newb

12/21/2011 4:38:54 PM

I haven't watched any noobs lately

nothing to report at this time

12/22/2011 11:28:50 PM