He got some in prison and others in bars.
The rest, he got workin' on old junk cars...
In the daytime.

12/24/2011 12:46:58 AM

He sold used parts to make ends meet
Covered with grease from his head to his feet
Cussing the sweat and the Texas heat
and Moskeeters

12/24/2011 12:51:56 AM

and the neighbors said we lived like hicks
but they brung their cars for paw to fix
anyhow

12/24/2011 12:55:05 AM

He drank Pearl in a can and Jack Daniels Black
Chewed tobacco from a mail pouch sack
Had an old dog that was trained to a attack...sometimes

[Edited on December 24, 2011 at 12:57 AM. Reason : HOUSE FULLA CHICKENS AND A YARD FULLA HOGS]

12/24/2011 12:57:06 AM

He was veteran-proud - tried and true;
He'd fought till his heart was black and blue.
Didn't know how he'd made it through
The hard times

12/24/2011 12:57:35 AM

he bought our house on the GI bill
but it wasn't worth all he had to kill
to get it

12/24/2011 12:59:14 AM

He drank Pearl in a can and Jack Daniels black
Chewed tobacco from a mail pouch sack
Had an old dog that was trained to attack...sometimes

12/24/2011 1:01:59 AM

Mama sells eggs at the grocery store
My oldest sister is a first-rate whore
Dad says she can't come home any more
And he means it

12/24/2011 1:02:14 AM

11/2/2012 1:36:56 PM

I thought this thread was about blasphemour

11/2/2012 1:40:15 PM

I, too, can wear a white jacket and put a stethoscope around my neck if it will blow Willy Wonka's mind.

11/2/2012 1:59:41 PM

I've seen the Grand Ole Opry, and I've met Johnny Cash


(well, I've never really met Johnny Cash, but I've listened to him a good bit)

11/2/2012 2:01:04 PM

He sold deworming agent out the trunk of his car
Inside sales when he wasn't at the bar
In the daytime

11/2/2012 2:05:16 PM

IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY

Quote :

"He sold deworming agent out the trunk of his car Inside sales when he wasn't at the bar In the daytime "

I did laff at that.

11/2/2012 2:11:58 PM

Now, our place was a graveyard for automobiles.
At the end of the porch there was four stacks of wheels
And tires for sale for a dollar or two
Cash.

11/2/2012 3:14:17 PM

you're all racists

11/2/2012 3:34:17 PM

The first time I saw David Allen Coe was in person, at Sigfest, and my thought was, "Wow, that guy has been partyin' hard for like, decades.".




Dude looked rough, is what I'm sayin'

11/2/2012 10:01:53 PM