Uses 1/4 cup of flavored Coffee Mate powdered creamer. Complains about the taste of the coffee.

12/26/2011 2:00:13 PM

Sends email to us about the sweet rental house were staying at in Utah, doesn't give us address or directions.

12/26/2011 2:15:20 PM

Note to self. Do not have coffee at A Tanzarian. He has shitty coffee.

12/26/2011 2:28:34 PM

They said we were playing favorites and demanded two hours overtime pay more presents because the most senior member of the family didn't get the first present.

12/26/2011 2:37:16 PM

^lol wat

12/26/2011 2:45:21 PM

Anti-union attempt at humor. They like to file grievances instead of doing their job because god forbid you actually expect them to work.

12/26/2011 3:05:29 PM

Like/+1

12/26/2011 3:38:36 PM

is this a festivus thing

12/26/2011 7:18:10 PM

Won't take shoes off even though we tell them to every time

12/26/2011 7:50:24 PM

But this is america

12/26/2011 8:47:29 PM

I don't need no stinking red clay on my fresh carpet.

12/26/2011 8:48:14 PM

gets excited and thinks i'm serious when i say how awesome michele bachmann is

12/26/2011 9:06:37 PM

shushes us because THE BABY IS SLEEPING even when there are no babies much less one that is sleeping

SHUSH US AGAIN, CUNT

12/26/2011 9:07:58 PM

Taking loud, stinky ass-ripping shits in the bathroom right off the room where everyone is sitting.

12/26/2011 10:05:27 PM

^I think of that as just poor design and layout. I hate shitting at my in-laws since every one of their houses' guest bathroom is right at the living room. I can't help my ass from disagreeing with me, even with the fan and water running to drown out the shitopia starting to occur.

12/26/2011 10:49:46 PM

It's also a little awkward to be like "Do you have another bathroom? Believe me, you want to have another bathroom."

12/26/2011 11:32:58 PM

This happened at my family get together this year to me, I tried to pick a strategic time to shit but of course two or three people lined up to use the bathroom after I went in and all I could hear was, "oh, David is in there." Ruined my poop.

12/27/2011 12:33:06 AM

I have 3.5 bathrooms. There's no problem finding privacy.

In laws who are the stereotypical American foreigners love to hate.

12/27/2011 1:11:51 AM

Quote :

"This happened at my family get together this year to me, I tried to pick a strategic time to shit but of course two or three people lined up to use the bathroom after I went in and all I could hear was, "oh, David is in there." Ruined my poop."

hate that

12/27/2011 7:18:15 AM

Worried about daughter attending NCSU, tells story about seeing black people once in Raleigh revealing own racism.

12/27/2011 7:42:04 AM

Parents pulling out their will on Christmas Eve to explain everything to me and my brother "just in case something happens to both of us"

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO US.

12/27/2011 10:15:38 AM

must not have a very large inheritance huh? lol

[Edited on December 27, 2011 at 10:19 AM. Reason : sounds more like a third world problem, if you ask me]

12/27/2011 10:19:06 AM

Opens presents sitting on couch.
Can't get to the couch for the next two days because it is covered in and surrounded by presents and empty boxes.

Pretty minor, I know. I'm mostly concerned about my 70 year old mom having to pick up after everybody.

[Edited on December 27, 2011 at 10:25 AM. Reason : l]

12/27/2011 10:23:08 AM

Why don't you just move that crap

I am finding flaws in almost everyone's grievances. You guys need to step it up.

12/27/2011 10:24:50 AM

Just finished editing and saw your post when it refreshed...

Quote :

"Pretty minor, I know. I'm mostly concerned about my 70 year old mom having to pick up after everybody."

12/27/2011 10:26:10 AM

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"sounds more like a third world problem, if you ask me"

it was just weird to pull out a will when celebrating a holiday

it was an old will too. There was a part in there about if something was to happen to them before I turned 25, my parents were counting on my brother to make sure I finished school. I guess if I didn't, they would haunt him.

[Edited on December 27, 2011 at 10:28 AM. Reason : f]

12/27/2011 10:28:32 AM

Sat on uncle's lap, got a free handjob


that's a grievance.

12/27/2011 10:48:34 AM

12/27/2011 10:52:51 AM

i was asleep on the couch with one of those marshmellow guns in my lap.

5yo nephew sneaks up and grabs it out of my lap and in the split second im in the process of waking up startled...

...i get a shotgun blast of sugar/gelatin to the face.

12/27/2011 11:57:00 AM

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"Worried about daughter attending NCSU, tells story about seeing black people once in Raleigh revealing own racism. "

hahaha wat

12/27/2011 11:58:48 AM

cook 3 dozen eggs for everyone, get complaints for overcooking them after they were left in a crock pot for over 30 minutes after cooking them

12/27/2011 12:09:22 PM

Wake up to overcooked eggs because some numbnut thought it would be a good idea to slow cook those sons of bitches

12/27/2011 12:22:38 PM

Eggs.....in my crock pot?

12/27/2011 1:24:30 PM

I GOT ALOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!

12/27/2011 2:04:36 PM

Father being a complete asshole because my mother asks my father to get up off of his fat ass to do anything. Then he's in a bad mood for the rest of the day.

12/27/2011 2:05:02 PM

I don't give a shit if something "isn't important for the next life". It doesn't give you a free pass to treat our house like crap.

12/29/2011 1:07:05 AM

Scratching my $3000 cherry table by being too lazy to pick up plates and pass them rather than sliding them around... Waiting til I get up, then saying "want me to make the bacon? I know you like mine" and then using a fork in my nonstick pan when I have a dozen plastic implements hanging right by the stove... Say they are coming for three days (when all the stores are closed, necessitating a giant grocery bill in anticipation) and then leave after less than 24 hours very abruptly. Though I guess i'm not really complaining about that last one.

12/29/2011 6:26:31 AM

Quote :

"Scratching my $3000 cherry table"

12/29/2011 6:54:06 AM

racist relatives

12/29/2011 8:42:45 AM

look, nothing will EVER beat the time my girlfriend's grandfather said he was "sweating like a black man at a lynchin'". I think you'd damn well have to break out the white bedsheets to beat that one.

12/29/2011 8:44:16 AM

^ lol sounds like some shit my great-grandfather would have said. Apparently one day they were driving around town when he saw a black kid riding his bike down the street and he started shouting, "Hit that darkie!" I'm kind of glad he died before I was born

12/29/2011 8:45:46 AM

i mean, we'll joke about the "points" you get for hitting various people, and it certainly reveals our prejudices, but I don't think anyone was ever serious about wanting to hit anyone

12/29/2011 8:57:35 AM

i wanted to use a tablecloth but my husband did fuck-all while i cooked dinner... he barely set the table in time. when it's just us, we just use thick placemats and don't scoot shit across the table. too hard for sexagenarians, apparently

12/29/2011 2:34:22 PM

yeah, to hell with old people.

12/29/2011 6:17:18 PM

Who the hell buys a $3000 table?

They probably scratched that shit on purpose to teach your materialistic ass a lesson.

12/29/2011 7:23:24 PM

furniture is expensive when it doesn't come from IKEA...imagine that

12/29/2011 7:49:34 PM

uhh.. there are plenty of really nice, non-Ikea tables that aren't $3000.

And really, it's your own responsibility to keep your table pristine.

To normal people, tables are meant to be used as tables, which includes sliding heavy things across them.

If you have a table that you don't want to be used like a table, you should clarify that before hand.

12/29/2011 7:55:19 PM

Trolinari is such a horrible user and even worse troll

congrats aaronburro, you have been replaced

12/29/2011 8:03:38 PM

Seems like everything would work out better if you put the table in a separate room to look at while you all sit in a chair holding your dishes and looking at that nice beautiful piece of furniture.

12/29/2011 8:38:36 PM

let's not get too crazy here gunzz

12/29/2011 8:39:35 PM