I have no idea why my google search turned this up, but it is a pretty funny read. Some nice trolling in there too.

http://www.everydayhealth.com/forums/womens-health/topic/husbands-penis-is-too-big

12/28/2011 9:20:09 PM

lol 16+" when erect

[Edited on December 28, 2011 at 9:21 PM. Reason : correction, 16 PLUS inches]

12/28/2011 9:21:29 PM

Pfft we all know you were searching "big black cocks"

12/28/2011 9:22:35 PM

I am trying to recruit this guy to TWW. He knows how to troll:

Quote :

"I'm a prodigiously endowed man myself. My wife had the same issues with my penis size that you described in your post. Thank heavens we found a solution. When I'm "in the mood" I simply press a pillowcase saturated with ether to her face for a few moments. She drifts off into a blissful slumber, while I have my way with her various orifices. Next morning, she's in pain, caked with dried blood (her own), and plenty angry, but I just remind her that's what she gets for falling asleep on "date night." Gotta love that woman!"

12/28/2011 9:23:57 PM

Quote :

"you can try that and soo if it works and the other thing is before he puts it in, I'm not sure how to decribe it but the two pieces of skin that hanges in front of the vigina, kind ok looks like two balls thats been deflated, take a hold of them and move the out of the way, it may sound gross like clearing the path way fer the tree"

Lol never heard of labia described as deflated balls.

12/28/2011 9:27:11 PM

she is clearly a tranny

12/28/2011 9:34:19 PM

clear the path

12/28/2011 10:28:48 PM

Quote :

"Another solution that we heavily considered was my wife having a prosthetic vagina implanted in her stomach"

lol

12/28/2011 10:57:33 PM

Quote :

"Lol never heard of labia described as deflated balls."

Had to laugh out loud at that.

12/28/2011 11:02:22 PM

damn i got beat for posting the deflated balls vagina

but I laughed really hard at this bullshittery

12/28/2011 11:04:25 PM

Quote :

"don't know if this will help or not, my former boy frind had a lg penis too, it would hurt when we made love, I talked to him and asked if he wouldn't put it in all the way cause it was causing discomfort fer me, he agreed and it was real good after that, you can try that and soo if it works and the other thing is before he puts it in, I'm not sure how to decribe it but the two pieces of skin that hanges in front of the vigina, kind ok looks like two balls thats been deflated, take a hold of them and move the out of the way, it may sound gross like clearing the path way fer the tree.I don't mean to affend you in anyway, but what do you expect from a hill--billy, just thought I'd give you my two cents worth. about seeing his penis through his pants, try having him wear black undergarments or what ever he wears, they are harder to see through, have a good day. heinzes57"

12/29/2011 11:15:46 AM