http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/russell-brand-files-for-divorce-from-katy-perry-20113012

12/30/2011 3:16:05 PM

im waiting for the inevitable egotastic post w/ the trailer trash guy photoshopped into a pic w/ her

12/30/2011 3:17:41 PM

seems like a stupid reason to get divorced

I need more info

12/30/2011 3:18:28 PM

from the thread title i thought maybe they had both died in some crazy accident. this is much better news.

[Edited on December 30, 2011 at 3:19 PM. Reason : not that it is good news, but better than death]

12/30/2011 3:18:50 PM

Oh, honey.

12/30/2011 3:18:54 PM

WWTDD suggests that a big part of the rift is that Brand doesn't like Perry's conservative Christian family:

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/12/katy-perry-is-almost-single/

12/30/2011 3:28:29 PM

I wouldn't have guessed he'd be the one divorcing her

12/30/2011 3:29:07 PM

Russell Brand is like the UKs Kevin Federline.



This is nothing but good news for Katy Perry.

12/30/2011 3:32:48 PM

katy perry looking a little clownish these days

12/30/2011 3:36:18 PM

Dips, called it.

12/30/2011 3:38:48 PM

If he didn't like her family then they shouldn't have gotten married to begin with. Simple really

12/30/2011 3:55:33 PM

There were rumors before Christmas that they were going to split, but Perry put the rumors to rest when she appeared with her wedding band at an awards show.

Looks like the tabloids were just a little premature.

12/30/2011 3:57:19 PM

I hear Brand found some letters Perry wrote 40 years ago.

12/30/2011 4:12:21 PM

russell brand the world's biggest idiot

12/30/2011 4:39:26 PM

russell brand the world's biggest idiot

12/30/2011 4:39:26 PM

^, ^^ Essentially, yeah.

12/30/2011 4:42:41 PM

Quote :

"im waiting for the inevitable egotastic post w/ the trailer trash guy photoshopped into a pic w/ her"

12/30/2011 7:03:05 PM

Quote :

"Russell Brand is like the UKs Kevin Federline."

This isn't even remotely close to true.

12/30/2011 7:10:28 PM

Zooey is single too.

12/30/2011 7:11:13 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/21/heidi-klum-divorce-seal/

another one bites the dust

1/21/2012 9:02:29 AM

Heidi and Seal, really? They seemed so happy.

1/21/2012 9:23:22 AM

too many kisses from a rose makes a wife jealous.

1/21/2012 9:25:20 AM

Heidi and Seal is very surprising. I thought I read recently that they were considering having more kids again.

1/21/2012 9:54:02 AM

She hosted this show for Lifetime, Seriously Funny Kids, and she was very likeable and really seemed happy with her husband.

1/21/2012 9:55:28 AM

Agreed. I always thought they were perfect for each other. They seemed to really love each other.

1/21/2012 9:57:31 AM

Quote :

"According to Forbes, in the last year alone, Klum raked in $20 million.  It's unclear how much Seal made."

Lolz, ive got the over/under of seal's income at $100

1/21/2012 10:02:45 AM

They're never going to survive unless they get a little crazy.

1/21/2012 10:40:52 AM

I agree Mr. Joshua

I agree

1/21/2012 11:55:42 AM

Why do you all care about these imaginary personas?

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1/21/2012 11:55:48 AM

^no one cares that you're an alias, what are you talking about

1/21/2012 11:59:09 AM

2/10. Could've gotten like 6ish if you'd said troll because that makes more sense.

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1/21/2012 12:00:41 PM

Man, I don't know them but the Seal and Heidi Klum divorce is sad. I was hoping someone in hollywood would get married for the right reasons and stay together. That is NEVER gonna happen, I guess.

I really appreciate James McAvoy, Matt Damon, and Mark Wahlberg. Not very hollywood.

1/21/2012 12:12:34 PM

Yeah because that's not a good headline. They have to remind you that these fake people exist so that you buy into their personas and pick ones to follow throughout their career based on some character attributes that you identify with or find entertaining

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[Edited on January 21, 2012 at 12:16 PM. Reason : and your edit proves my point]

1/21/2012 12:15:29 PM

Yeah. They didn't marry people too much in the entertainment business. Maybe they will have a chance.

Also, this makes me think of how same sex marriage is not allowed but these knotheads are allowed to marry and divorce as freely as they please.

1/21/2012 12:18:14 PM

Adam and steve getting married doesn't sell movie tickets

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1/21/2012 12:19:50 PM

i want him to be his character from Sarah Marshall/Get him to the Greek

1/21/2012 12:26:21 PM

Michael J Fox and his wife...long time
Sting and his wife...long time

I think its tough when both folks are celebrities. Hell, when normal people let their careers come before family, divorce usually happens.

1/21/2012 2:27:59 PM

Thats kind of the ironic thing. We're raised our entire childhood believing that the most important thing is to work towards some career goal which is contrary to our genetic disposition.

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1/21/2012 2:30:32 PM

Too many words after the last picture

1/21/2012 2:34:25 PM

She's not really that hot anything out of the ordinary for fairly attractive broads. Go to any metal show and you'll see like 30 girls who look exactly like her except with a variance on tattoo level.

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[Edited on January 21, 2012 at 2:40 PM. Reason : allow me to rephrase]

[Edited on January 21, 2012 at 2:40 PM. Reason : and she looks like a dude in that pic]

1/21/2012 2:39:24 PM

if she looks like a dude color me gay

1/21/2012 2:42:11 PM

well its pretty obvious you aren't the readingmaster

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1/21/2012 2:43:13 PM

if she looks like a dude in that pic color me gay?

1/21/2012 2:44:49 PM

well i guess some guys man like manface

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1/21/2012 2:49:12 PM

I think maybe your penis is out of calibration.

1/21/2012 2:54:06 PM

I suspect makeup does a lot for Katy Perry but she's definitely way above average overall

1/21/2012 3:29:26 PM

I'm surprised that Katy Perry hasn't already said "fuck off" to her parents by now.

closed-minded bigots IMO

1/21/2012 3:41:22 PM

seriously??

she's meehh at best.

1/21/2012 4:22:19 PM

1/21/2012 4:31:43 PM

She's ridiculously hot.

Take makeup of any woman and have them make a stupid face and they look ugly.

1/21/2012 5:11:03 PM