"Have you ever considered letting Jesus into your life?"

12/31/2011 12:54:34 AM

Always works for me.

12/31/2011 1:00:24 AM

jajajajaja

12/31/2011 1:00:35 AM

I don't get it

12/31/2011 1:09:05 AM

it's provocative, it get's the people going

12/31/2011 1:32:05 AM

My personal favorite from my old bar trolling days:

"Does the weather make your hair look like that? It's pretty cute"

12/31/2011 8:27:19 AM

"a year from now, let's be laughing together."

12/31/2011 10:02:14 AM

ooooohhh this water feels soooo goooooooood

12/31/2011 11:50:17 AM

Jesus is the nickname I gave my penis

12/31/2011 11:52:49 AM

you do know how that story ends right? a bunch of dudes man handle jesus and nail him to a cross with a thorny crown on his head... or something


ouch, don't want to see what your jesus looks like now

12/31/2011 12:13:20 PM

"have you met my friend Ted?"

Seriously though a wing person doing that for you would make meeting people like taking candy from a baby.

1/1/2012 7:58:14 AM

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

1/1/2012 11:07:09 AM

HAHAHAHAH that's totally legit!

1/1/2012 11:11:26 AM