http://twitter.com/lordvoldemort

Quote :

"Would totally murder a baby for some more Christmas ham"

1/2/2012 3:04:57 PM

I'd make a ham out of the baby

1/2/2012 3:05:35 PM

Stay away from the chamberpot of secrets!

1/2/2012 3:07:30 PM

he who must not be tagged?

1/2/2012 3:09:56 PM

Quote :

"So, apparently I don't wear shoes. Because I have no sole.... "

1/2/2012 3:12:45 PM

^

Is that one of the better posts on there?


If so, I'm glad I didn't click it.

1/2/2012 3:14:57 PM

I can't follow those forced-joke feeds

1/2/2012 3:21:37 PM

^, ^^

1/2/2012 3:22:01 PM

I was under the impression this is what twitter is for, pop-culture/entertainment parodies, otherwise it seems to be a bunch of shit like:

Quote :

"Houston, we have sleepy-land. Momma: 1, Harrison: 0.5 (I have him a half point for the excellent tenacity he showed in battle)"

A quote from one of the more experience twitterers I know.

1/2/2012 3:25:42 PM

Twitter is good for following the activities and updates of people I look up to in the world.




Lord Voldemort, however, is not one of those people.

1/2/2012 3:26:58 PM

my Twitter has morphed into something that is nearly all sports talk

1/2/2012 3:33:12 PM

Quote :

"Monday can bite my pasty white magical ass #fuckmondays"

[Edited on January 2, 2012 at 5:43 PM. Reason : d]

1/2/2012 5:42:58 PM