MinkaGrl01
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they might be selling you marijuana seeds
Quote : | "UNIONTOWN, Pa. — A southwestern Pennsylvania grandmother says she's no marijuana grower, just a woman who wanted something that would look pretty next to her tomatoes.
A Fayette County jury cleared 67-year-old Alberta Kelley of drug possession and manufacture charges on Wednesday after she told them she simply tossed a handful of seeds into her garden after a bearded stranger gave them to her.
Connellsville police charged Kelley a year ago after receiving a tip about Kelley's garden. Investigators say they found seven well-cultivated, four-foot marijuana plants behind her home.
But Kelley claimed she didn't know what she was growing. She said she'd been given the seeds by a stranger in a pointy hat who told her they were flower seeds.
Kelley tells WTAE-TV that to her, "weeds are weeds."" |
http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/10568529/ 1/6/2012 1:04:38 PM
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adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
benefit of being old: you can play the "i don't know what's going on" card
downside: sometimes it's true
this lady rules 1/6/2012 1:08:52 PM
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grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |

wat?!]
1/6/2012 1:09:16 PM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha...great story. 1/6/2012 1:13:44 PM
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mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
it's like Jack and the Beanstalk.
Only with fewer giants. And more federal agents. 1/6/2012 1:17:15 PM
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dswillia Q(o.oQ) 2190 Posts user info edit post |
Damn...time to put my pointy hat away...cause the hell with shaving 1/6/2012 1:17:52 PM
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