http://www.bestbuy.com/site/AudioQuest+-+Diamond+3.3'+High-Speed+HDMI+Cable+-+Dark+Gray/Black/2383276.p?id=1218324437192&skuId=2383276&st=audioquest&cp=1&lp=4


AudioQuest - Diamond 3.3' High-Speed HDMI Cable - Dark Gray/Black

my favorite

Quote :

"I bought this cord to replace my unborn son's umbilical cord. It seemed the one he was supllied with from his monther had less throughput, more distortion and certainly no perfect-surface silver conductors. After one rather disappointing full trimester he seemed to be taking an awful long time to gestate, so I bit the bullet and bought this cord. It was pricey but I though my son was worth it. Although installation was actually quite difficult, now that this cord is installed I have begun to notice quite a difference. Rather than just kicking as he had been doing he is now performing yoga positions and running marathon-distance lengths. He sings along to music pressed against my wife's stomach and can communicates with sign language during ultrasounds. My wife is now in her third trimester and after one whole trimester with the AudioQuest Diamond cord installed I can certainly say it was worth the money in every way. My unborn son is now 22 lbs 3 oz and I have enrolled him in college for next year. Life will be a triumph for him, all thanks to the Dielectric-Bias System of this cord."

click the link above, the whole front page is full of them

1/10/2012 10:44:12 PM

my money is on dbhawley

1/10/2012 10:54:26 PM

omg. hilarious.

1/10/2012 11:00:16 PM

lol

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"What's great about it: Great for tying together other HDMI cables What's not so great: Doesn't float in warm water"

1/11/2012 9:32:04 AM

Haha, nice.

Really though who the fuck would pay $1100 for a cable?

1/11/2012 1:06:36 PM

really? $1100 for an HDMI cable?

1/11/2012 1:50:09 PM

Quote :

"I don't know anything about picture or sound quality, but I was attacked by a Werewolf the other day. Luckily I had this baby handy! I managed to kill the werewolf, but ruined the cable in the process. I'll be buying another post haste!"

1/11/2012 1:57:20 PM