while taking a shower or taking a shit

1/19/2012 6:00:14 PM

shower

1/19/2012 6:01:27 PM

Shower. Hot water usually lasts plenty long enough to finish up the shower, but I can't finish reading without the bathroom light being on.

1/19/2012 6:01:30 PM

i don't see any pros to either situation

the possible cons would be slipping in a pitch black shower and cracking your skull open

versus maybe getting shit on your smartphone because you cant see how to wipe your ass in the dark and all you have is a fucking phone

1/19/2012 6:02:36 PM

^^ that plus when the power comes back you don't want to go into your bathroom to find out you made a mess.

for everyone's sake really.

[Edited on January 19, 2012 at 6:03 PM. Reason : .]

1/19/2012 6:03:00 PM

I have experienced both these situations and finished up what I was doing, similar to someone in a position of authority

1/19/2012 6:03:58 PM

I woke up with the power out

not really something to shout about

1/19/2012 6:04:13 PM

power flicked off for about 30 seconds yesterday while I was taking a leak

luckily it was during the day so the window down the stairs brightened up the bathroom enough so I could finish w/o issue

1/19/2012 6:04:14 PM

I usually shit in the shower

1/19/2012 6:05:28 PM

^ problem solved treetwista

1/19/2012 6:05:54 PM

Quote :

"you cant see how to wipe your ass in the dark"

I don't know how you wipe, but I pretty much know where my asshole is without looking.

1/19/2012 6:06:03 PM

i, too, pull up my pants without checking to see if the last wipe has shit on it

1/19/2012 6:07:19 PM

Quote :

"I know where my asshole is without looking"

1/19/2012 6:07:37 PM

i'm not flexible enough to look at my asshole

1/19/2012 6:10:21 PM

who cares? I can shower or poop in the dark....

...highly trained professional over here.

[if you're on a well and instantly lose water pressure I'd rather be pooping. You still get one flush without water pressure.]

1/19/2012 6:11:20 PM

I thought maybe you shuffled, pants around your ankles, over to the mirror to inspect your starfish for cleanliness.

1/19/2012 6:12:15 PM

taking a dump for sure

1/19/2012 6:13:24 PM

Quote :

"I usually shit in the shower"

1/19/2012 6:20:58 PM

taking a shit. The bathroom with the shower doesn't have windows so I'd be kinda screwed. At least when taking a shit I can either be in a bathroom with a window or the other one without, not that it matters because I'll just wipe until it seems clean, then do one more.

1/19/2012 6:36:24 PM

i shit and shower in the dark once a week to train for this type of situation

1/19/2012 6:55:58 PM

i do both outside anyway

1/19/2012 8:03:32 PM

It would depend on how far into the shower I was. I am on a well so when the power goes out the pump goes out.....i.e. the water shuts off. At least if I was shitting I would have 1 good flush left.

1/19/2012 8:53:59 PM