i know it's a common thing to joke about - the typical TWW user as some virgin loser living in his mom's basement

but let's give credit where credit is due

many frequent TWW posters are fucking regularly and very few are virgins

had to get that off my chest, i feel better

1/23/2012 4:47:25 PM

ITT we brag about not being basement virgins

1/23/2012 4:49:21 PM

1/23/2012 4:49:38 PM

I guess I'm one of the few

1/23/2012 4:51:26 PM

I am a closet virgin, what is the conversion rate from closet virgin to basement virgin?

1/23/2012 4:51:30 PM

I need proof more convincing than this man's word.

1/23/2012 4:51:52 PM

^^ about 3 pumps

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 4:52 PM. Reason : ]

1/23/2012 4:52:03 PM

HA

1/23/2012 4:53:56 PM

see: all the baby talk on TWW

those babies come from fuckin

1/23/2012 4:56:49 PM

these babies are made from fucking
and thats just what i'll do
one of these days these babies are gonna fuck all over you

1/23/2012 4:58:24 PM

there may be some technical virgins on TWW but I'm not buying that shit

if you're into facefucking and anal you are not a virgin on my book

1/23/2012 5:00:08 PM

lol, then disregard the PM

1/23/2012 5:01:09 PM

i knew a meredith chick that was a "technical virgin"

we called her boyfriend "the assblaster"

she never did walk normally.

1/23/2012 5:01:46 PM

why didn't she walk norma...
oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

1/23/2012 5:02:26 PM

I love this thread so fucking much already

the assblaster

perfect

1/23/2012 5:03:03 PM

ITT I am a virgin

also IRL

1/23/2012 5:07:27 PM

James didn't those IU girls try to pity fuck you several times?

1/23/2012 5:09:00 PM

what about born again virgins? lol

1/23/2012 5:20:53 PM

^^noap

1/23/2012 5:21:49 PM

I'd let lewisje have a pity grope. Because I care.

1/23/2012 5:23:30 PM

there was a famous CB picture that hints otherwise James

1/23/2012 5:24:50 PM

Was this the picture of his dong?

1/23/2012 5:25:40 PM

This thread makes me laugh

1/23/2012 5:27:15 PM

no, EMCE, I am sorry to disappoint you

1/23/2012 5:27:42 PM

Quote :

" these babies are made from fucking and thats just what i'll do one of these days these babies are gonna fuck all over you"

I know everyone says this but that really did make me choke on my milk

1/23/2012 6:01:12 PM

I am not a virgin.

1/23/2012 6:02:41 PM

punchmonk, this is shocking news

you are very brave to admit that in public

1/23/2012 6:04:52 PM

i would like to see slappy1 choking on my milk

1/23/2012 6:07:16 PM

Lol assblaster

1/23/2012 6:09:53 PM

Please guise, I have a match tonight.

1/23/2012 6:20:51 PM

I, too, have had sex.

1/23/2012 6:47:30 PM

I'm a virgin. I don't live in my moms basement though

1/23/2012 7:40:34 PM

I am such a virgin that my virgin is a virgin.

1/23/2012 8:02:19 PM

I know for fact that wwwebsurfer is not a virgin

1/23/2012 8:03:31 PM

does the tip count?

1/23/2012 8:08:21 PM

1/23/2012 8:32:07 PM

Matt Leinart was there.

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 9:00 PM. Reason : Mark Sanchez assaulted that shit.]

1/23/2012 9:00:25 PM

This is embarrassing, but I'm tired of hiding and feeling ashamed.




I am a virgin.

1/23/2012 9:04:40 PM

with 2 kids

1/23/2012 9:12:43 PM

but seriously

1/23/2012 9:15:18 PM

It was immacurate conseptualizations.

[Edited on January 23, 2012 at 9:17 PM. Reason : spellz]

1/23/2012 9:15:47 PM

cool

1/23/2012 9:15:47 PM

why don't people take my threads seriously

i mean, i even said it was serious in the subject

1/23/2012 9:18:02 PM

I would bet a small sum of money that InsaneMan is a virgin.

1/23/2012 9:33:09 PM

Quote :

"I know for fact that wwwebsurfer is not a virgin"

o rly?

1/23/2012 9:36:14 PM

I too have had sex

1/23/2012 9:50:39 PM

^

1/23/2012 11:02:15 PM

the proof is in the pudding

1/23/2012 11:28:30 PM

Ugly people have sex. It's just frowned upon.

1/24/2012 4:45:28 AM

the virgin mentality is extremely strong on tww just look at any thread with a woman (as either subject or participant)

1/24/2012 9:05:06 AM