So, this weekend, Loonack informs me that once, in High School, she saved a woman from an exploding fucking car . . . seriously, ask her about that. Ridiculous.

1/24/2012 10:00:32 AM

[Edited on January 24, 2012 at 10:09 AM. Reason : not for the internet!]

1/24/2012 10:04:45 AM

she was telling me this time about hanging on a ladder from a helicopter firing a minigun and single handedly pushing back nazi forces

1/24/2012 10:05:54 AM

she does enough kegels that she can suppress most modern hand grenades in her cooter with little to no damage

1/24/2012 10:10:15 AM

She is a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

1/24/2012 10:16:19 AM

you two should ...

nvm yall already did

1/24/2012 10:16:54 AM

She doesn't sleep. She waits.

1/24/2012 10:22:44 AM

she works at a police department with a cartoon cat

1/24/2012 10:24:33 AM

there was once a dodo bird uprising - and all that stood in their path was lunak.

1/24/2012 10:27:19 AM

she dropped a dead man rigged with a gas bomb into a tar pit

why do i remember so much of this movie

1/24/2012 10:29:51 AM

she knows how to get to carnegie hall.




JOHN PRACTICE.

1/24/2012 10:34:44 AM

^^ i heard it was based on a true story, but they felt that the only way to fully capture it was to change the lead from a female to male because people wouldn't believe it otherwise

1/24/2012 10:37:48 AM

1/24/2012 10:56:51 AM

that comma is painful

1/24/2012 11:20:48 AM

Action figure? Is that similar to a sex doll?


I'd take a LunaK sex doll.

1/24/2012 11:45:39 AM

yes, but with kung fu grip

1/24/2012 11:49:44 AM