I'm not sure what to think about this. or or

http://bottomline.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/26/10244227-taco-bell-jumps-into-the-breakfast-market



[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 10:03 AM. Reason : 3]

1/27/2012 10:02:57 AM

I don't know what that is, but it looks infected.

1/27/2012 10:04:55 AM

Maybe if that didn't look so aidsy I'd give it a try.

1/27/2012 10:09:05 AM

If that's how it looks after all the sculpting, doctoring, and photoshopping that goes into the promotional ads I'm not sure I ever want to see one from the neighborhood taco bell.

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1/27/2012 10:10:45 AM

In my mind, the idea that Taco Bell would ever get into the breakfast game was always a bit horrifying. Don't get me wrong: I love the gorditas, mexican pizzas, and ranchero tacos, but I just don't know want to explore all the made up cullinary chimeras.

Have you tried our frittaterito?
Would you like a quicheadilla?
On special today, we have a eggs benedictaco.

1/27/2012 10:12:27 AM

man since moving down here, fuck taco bell, taco cabana is where it's fucking at

for fast food tacos

but i used to get their breakfast burrito with fajita steak/onions/peppers/eggs/pico

good lord

1/27/2012 10:12:32 AM

Am I the only one who thinks it looks pretty good*?

*for fast food, which is all gross

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"quicheadilla"

I am making this.

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 10:13 AM. Reason : .]

1/27/2012 10:12:45 AM

I haven't eaten Taco Bell in 5+ years and I don't plan to ever again.

I don't mind fast food breakfast though. I prefer a Cajun Filet biscuit from Bojangles....biscuit/croissanwich from McDonalds/Hardees/Burger King will also suffice.

1/27/2012 10:14:23 AM

I used to eat taco bell for breakfast all the time.

1) order grande meal (all soft tacos, hard tacos are retarded).
2) eat like 7 for dinner. put remaining 3 tacos in the refrigerator.
3) microwave leftover tacos for a nutritious and delicious breakfast!

1/27/2012 10:14:40 AM

more menu items:

1/27/2012 10:14:47 AM

Skwinkle:

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"I am making this. "

Good luck with that. Quiche weirds me out. My relationships with both cheese and eggs are both a bit tenuous. Coincidentally, this thread is making feel like I want to gag.

1/27/2012 10:17:52 AM

Those cinnabons look delicious.

1/27/2012 10:18:23 AM

I don't like how their cheese looks in those pics. Like Chester Cheetah jizz.

1/27/2012 10:19:28 AM

^^^^ The burritos actually look alright.

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1/27/2012 10:20:04 AM

^^agree - the cheese looks like melted plastic

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1/27/2012 10:20:05 AM

Eggs are amazing. Cheese has lost much of its appeal to me in the last year or two, but in the right application, it's delicious. I make quiche all the time. Mmm.

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 10:21 AM. Reason : ^ it probably is]

1/27/2012 10:20:42 AM

Real eggs are amazing. Taco Bell eggs are a powdered mix of bone marrow and Yellow 40.

1/27/2012 10:21:40 AM

I can get them over easy, but I hate runny scrambled eggs. I'm OK with a benedict, but I don't want cheese anywhere near them. I hated cheese when I was little. Now, I'm particular about how I'll eat it, which is dumb because I love pizza and nachos (none of that fake shit though).

1/27/2012 10:22:27 AM

^^Even better.

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 10:23 AM. Reason : ¥]

1/27/2012 10:22:58 AM

how can you people not like cheese?

1/27/2012 10:23:34 AM

Runny is a weird word to associate with scrambled eggs. Runny as in not cooked all the way? Ew. I like mine soft and fluffy rather than cooked to the point that they're dry and really firm.

1/27/2012 10:25:05 AM

Lactose intolerance + was raised on American (shit's gross, son) + parents used to try to sneak cheese into my eggs even though it made me gag = I'm OK with basic cheeses like cheddar, mozzarella, etc., but other stuff makes me pause

And ya, not cooked all the way, still "wet." ::shudder::: My dad claimed they continued cooking on the plate, so it was alright, but I thought it was pretty disgusting.

1/27/2012 10:25:09 AM

It sounds like you just had your opinion of scrambled eggs tainted by bad ones.

I get ya though. I was a vegetarian for like 15 years because of my childhood experiences with poorly cooked chicken.

1/27/2012 10:27:23 AM

interesting, tell me much more

1/27/2012 10:28:22 AM

food vindictiveness itt

1/27/2012 10:28:27 AM

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"Those cinnabons look delicious."

omg yes

1/27/2012 10:30:27 AM

Taco Bell can't even make something as simple as a chicken quesadilla taste decent

1/27/2012 10:31:40 AM

Yes but they make chalupas that are delicious

1/27/2012 10:35:29 AM

I liked their fourth meal campaign a few years back. As if three daily sessions of consuming vast quantities was insufficient.

1/27/2012 10:37:07 AM

I'm going to taco bell right now

1/27/2012 10:40:00 AM

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"My dad claimed they continued cooking on the plate, so it was alright, but I thought it was pretty disgusting."

hahaha wtf was your dad heating the plates to cooking temps?

1/27/2012 11:41:42 AM

He pulled them from the pan still sizzling and claimed that meant they'd continue to cook for a bit...

1/27/2012 12:08:11 PM

This thread makes me want Taco Bell, but there is not one near me

1/27/2012 12:09:29 PM

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"hahaha wtf was your dad heating the plates to cooking temps?"

don't be silly. you know stuff continues to cook after you've removed it from the heat source...

it's not much different than letting meat rest to finish

albeit with eggs it's not nearly as extreme as some people make it out to be

you'd want to remove it like a a second or two before you'd think it's at the perfect texture

but people take this way too literally and remove them wayyy early

1/27/2012 12:14:45 PM

get ready to call in sick-

1/27/2012 12:53:00 PM

I need to take a shit just from the pictures.

1/27/2012 1:55:13 PM

i'm game

we ride at dawn

1/27/2012 1:55:35 PM

it's hit yahoo front page now...here is what it looks like when you actually order one:

http://www.thedailymeal.com/reviewing-taco-bells-new-firstmeal-breakfast-menu-slideshow?utm_source=yahoo%2Bshine&utm_medium=partner&utm_campaign=review%2Btaco%2Bbell%2Bfirst%2Bmeal&RM_Exclude=Welcome

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1/27/2012 4:24:27 PM

I liked their wretched shrimp tacos, so I'm sure I'll give the breakfast a whirl.

1/27/2012 4:33:52 PM

This goes too far.

1/27/2012 4:35:19 PM

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"Runny is a weird word to associate with scrambled eggs."

The correct term is "sloppy"

1/27/2012 4:44:48 PM

Quote :

"but people take this way too literally and remove them wayyy early"

Lol that's what I mean. If those eggs are sloppy hitting the plate they sure as hell ain't getting cooked further sitting on the plate.

1/27/2012 5:02:22 PM

Taco Bell is pretty bad.

The Taco Maker on New Bern is awesome.

1/27/2012 5:22:12 PM

I really want those Cinnabon things like right now.

1/27/2012 5:41:38 PM

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"I haven't eaten Taco Bell in 5+ years and I don't plan to ever again."

1/27/2012 5:47:34 PM