You know the drill.

Just post in here and you'll be excused. Bonus points for saying you'll be a bad juror.

1/27/2012 2:23:54 PM

man this high-profile case I've been on really sucks

1/27/2012 2:24:12 PM

I am the world's worst juror.

I'm tied for that with every other TWWer.

1/27/2012 2:25:00 PM

Jury nullification.

/thread

1/27/2012 2:25:00 PM

i was never the type to shun jury duty before, but after years of reading comments on news stories about arrests.... i'd never jeopardize being on a jury.

there has to be at least one person who isn't sending the guy to the chair before the trial starts. stupid hick fucks.

1/27/2012 2:26:04 PM

I would be the world's best juror. And I've never posted in high profile trial threads.

1/27/2012 2:26:18 PM

I HATE EVERYONE WHO ISN'T WHITE ANGLO-SAXON PROTESTANT

I HATE HOMOSEXUALS

I AM THE WORST JUROR EVER

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 2:28 PM. Reason : AUTOCORRECT]

1/27/2012 2:27:39 PM

I got lucky as shit the last time I got called for jury duty. I completely forgot about it until I turned on my computer that morning and saw it on my calendar. I was already an hour late. I called in freaking out and they told me that all jurors were excused that day.

1/27/2012 2:28:51 PM

I think wolf webbers on a jury would be a defense attorneys best friend

1/27/2012 2:37:04 PM

There are a few that would be terrible jurors, like 24carat in the Young thread and a few of the other posters in the Cooper thread.

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 2:39 PM. Reason : ]

1/27/2012 2:39:22 PM

^^for real. brad cooper wouldn't be in jail right now for one thing

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 2:39 PM. Reason : lol]

1/27/2012 2:39:40 PM

Its my civic duty to serve on jury duty as in the unlikely event that I were ever on trial I would like like minded and educated citizens like myself on the jury.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

1/27/2012 3:06:51 PM

It would be really, really hard for me to not do some research on my own. I research everything and don't like being manipulated. Thus, I would be the worst juror ever. I think jury duty would be kind of neat though.

1/27/2012 3:11:24 PM

I can honestly say I would be the world's worst juror

fuck the police

NOT GUILTY

1/27/2012 3:13:26 PM

I think that smc would try to convict the judge, officers, and everyone else in the courtroom aside from the defendant.

1/27/2012 3:20:43 PM

^as it should be.

1/27/2012 3:21:36 PM

I am worst jurors ever

1/27/2012 3:34:11 PM

Just answer every screening question with "YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL."

1/27/2012 3:35:44 PM

nvm

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 3:36 PM. Reason : -]

1/27/2012 3:36:13 PM

nvm

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 3:38 PM. Reason : -]

1/27/2012 3:37:55 PM

nvm

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 3:42 PM. Reason : -]

1/27/2012 3:41:08 PM

nvm

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 3:36 PM. Reason : -]

1/27/2012 4:29:39 PM

I want some new frannnnns

1/27/2012 5:31:10 PM

just act intelligent, act like you are well read and have an open mind and are capable of thinking for yourself. Thats a prosecuter's worst nightmare.

1/27/2012 5:36:11 PM

bttt

5/8/2012 9:43:52 PM

I will drink on every break, sorry it's a disease

5/8/2012 9:45:27 PM

margaritas

5/8/2012 11:43:05 PM

^^^^so if I wanna get on a jury I just need to sound like a bumbling, indecisive idiot?

5/8/2012 11:51:10 PM

Be careful what you say. They may or may not be reading this thread.

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3/25/2013 1:04:10 PM

Doctors note.

3/25/2013 1:05:34 PM

^^

Quote :

"They"

3/25/2013 1:05:46 PM

The watchers synapse, the watchers

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3/25/2013 1:06:11 PM

three margaritas later

3/25/2013 1:06:29 PM

Well done Grasshopper.

I have been to the top of the mountain.

PM me if you want to know if it was good or not.





Spoiler Alert: No

3/25/2013 2:59:10 PM

just show up and seem intelligent and not easily swayed, one of them will veto you

3/25/2013 3:07:35 PM

My girlfriends best friend hairdresser knows the wife of the guy on trial. Can't wait to get back to the jury room and spread my gossip.

3/25/2013 10:09:33 PM

I just tell them I'm an engineer. Worked twice so far, and every other engineer I work with has never gotten picked either

3/25/2013 10:12:48 PM

Just tell the judge you are competing in the Madden Challenge.

3/26/2013 12:38:27 AM