I've seen things.... also, if there's anything I should know before I continue my journey here, please tell me now.

1/29/2012 5:07:55 PM

is that a real face tattoo?

and you really should smile more

1/29/2012 5:10:17 PM

read the rules.

1/29/2012 5:15:55 PM

I don't have any tattoos. I did pierce my eyebrow when I was 18... immediately regretted that decision. I've been told I should smile more, so good guess.

1/29/2012 5:16:03 PM

alias

1/29/2012 5:16:13 PM

Yeah I was told you guys would think I'm an alias.. that seems pretty silly. Why would I do that? How does one prove they are not an alias? No, I will not show you my boobies.

1/29/2012 5:19:05 PM

everyone else showed their boobs to prove they werent an alias, why should we treat you any differently?

1/29/2012 5:20:19 PM

And this is why we have problems getting new users...

1/29/2012 5:21:00 PM

Q: Have you ever been to Butch's BBQ in Morganton, NC?

1/29/2012 5:22:14 PM

nope.. i have not. i'm not from nc at all. i know someone from this site, and i hunted him down. bbehe.. looking at you. i live in italy right now, but i've been all over. i grew up in florida.

1/29/2012 5:23:31 PM

What are you knowledgeable about?

1/29/2012 5:23:49 PM

TWW isn't a journey. It's a black hole.

1/29/2012 5:24:38 PM

^^I don't know.. lots of things, really. I guess you'd need to be a bit more specific. I've traveled quite a bit, I read a lot, I research things to excess, I have a toddler, I bake..

1/29/2012 5:26:19 PM

Why are you stalking me?

1/29/2012 5:26:47 PM

where's that beach cartwheel pic that used to get posted in all of Cee-Jay's threads?

1/29/2012 5:26:50 PM

she has a kid, so you know she's dtf

1/29/2012 5:27:44 PM

this should be fun

1/29/2012 5:28:21 PM

I'm so dtf... just not you. or anyone else here.

1/29/2012 5:28:22 PM

bbehe

explain this shit

you brought a girl here but she's too smart to FDT and her vagina has been stretched beyond specification

1/29/2012 5:29:38 PM

how do you know anything about my vagina, sir? also, i didn't see anything about vagina size limits when i signed up. is that a thing?

1/29/2012 5:32:25 PM

wait so why did the OP just remove her pix

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 5:33 PM. Reason : also the notion of the vag permanently stretching out XBOX HUEG from childbirth is a myth

1/29/2012 5:32:42 PM

^^^ Friend of mine from Italy, I was telling her about the 'TWW meets Jury Duty' story, and she took it upon herself to track down the forum and subscribe.

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 5:33 PM. Reason : a]

1/29/2012 5:32:59 PM

1/29/2012 5:33:29 PM

mambaguy, is that you again?

1/29/2012 5:33:33 PM

the pics are NEVER gone

1/29/2012 5:34:07 PM

^but she removed the easy-to-find links from her Photo Gallery

along with the Photo Gallery itself

1/29/2012 5:35:14 PM

Welcome! What are your areas of expertise? And your areolas of expertise?

1/29/2012 5:36:10 PM

hows the job market in italy? it sucks in the US.

1/29/2012 5:36:50 PM

in the long run people are going to like this alias

but right now she's not displaying the right amount of humility for a god damn n00b

1/29/2012 5:37:12 PM

I've had a shitload of jobs.. but no career, really. I've worked at like 20 different places. That's not saying much, but I've never been fired. I'm just a mama now.. going to go back to school at some point, but it's a pain in the ass to finish a degree worth anything online.. and the job market here SUCKS ASS. I can't work anywhere but the military base where we are stationed, but there isn't much there, either.

1/29/2012 5:38:33 PM

Where are you in Italy? How close are you to the site of the cruise ship disaster? What's it like there now in the wake of that catastrophe?

What type of careers interest you? And being a mama is a great gig!

1/29/2012 5:40:03 PM

I'm in Tuscany.. it's far away from the cruise ship disaster.. or I'd run over there now, snap a pic with a note saying Hi to TWW.. so you losers would stop saying I'm an alias.

I want to do something in healthcare.. I've gone through the ringer trying to figure out what I want to do. Right now I'm into the idea of optometry. I like being a mom all right now, though.. but I hate staying home all day with a 2 year old. We get sick of each other.

1/29/2012 5:41:59 PM

shut up, bitch

1/29/2012 5:42:53 PM

when you do take that picture of you and a cruise ship disaster, make sure you bring your snake kobe with you, mambaman

1/29/2012 5:43:29 PM

Did you got to NCSU? What was your major?

1/29/2012 5:44:11 PM

Nope.. I went to UF. My major was Sociology. Lame, I know. I was reaaaaally lazy and I smoked way too much pot to take life seriously.

1/29/2012 5:44:49 PM

UF?

1/29/2012 5:45:45 PM

did you follow your baby daddy (a military man I assume) to italy and then he dumped you and stranded you in italy?

1/29/2012 5:46:16 PM

yes.. the University of Florida. It's in Florida. Heard of it?

1/29/2012 5:46:29 PM

^^uhh... no.

1/29/2012 5:46:50 PM

do you expect some measure of anonymity here on TWW?

1/29/2012 5:47:15 PM

are you guys at Camp Darby?

1/29/2012 5:47:16 PM

^^ No, not really.. I'd take a photo to prove I'm not an alias, but I look like total shit right now because I haven't showered in 1.5 days.

^Yep.. where bbehe was.

1/29/2012 5:48:35 PM

It's too bad you're not Apryl Jeanbaptiste

she's hot

1/29/2012 5:49:05 PM

so water washes away the ugly?

I should try that

1/29/2012 5:49:40 PM

^shut up, bitch

1/29/2012 5:50:52 PM

Aw, that's kind of you to say. Way to be an asshat. Perhaps you should try showering every now and again, though.

1/29/2012 5:51:17 PM

asshat is a cool word to use on the internet

1/29/2012 5:53:38 PM

iop1

1/29/2012 5:59:04 PM

bbehe told me that my smile is creepy as shit... but it was the best i could do on short notice. usually i look semi-retarded in pics. oh well.

1/29/2012 6:07:49 PM