except dykes, cunts, and obnoxious D&D chicks

1/29/2012 5:33:09 PM

and aliaseseses

1/29/2012 5:34:03 PM

and chicks from Bryson City

1/29/2012 5:34:04 PM

and people that are all worldly and shit

1/29/2012 5:34:21 PM

and bitches with wizard sleeve ladyparts

1/29/2012 5:35:20 PM

like it was my idea.. my mom was like 19 when she had me in some podunk town in Texas. She didn't know better. God, I wish she did.

1/29/2012 5:35:37 PM

can this thread now be about me, scoots?

1/29/2012 5:36:33 PM

no, slappy, it cannot

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 5:38 PM. Reason : MEET ME AT STERLE'S]

1/29/2012 5:38:04 PM

you said you would give me anything

you fucking promised

1/29/2012 5:38:38 PM

she has a level 37 elf ranger

1/29/2012 5:38:49 PM

I am a level 70 troll shadow priest

1/29/2012 5:39:42 PM

I have a level 37 elf ranger? i've never played world of warcraft a day in my life.. assuming that's what you're referring to. I do play skyrim a bit.. very occasionally.

1/29/2012 5:40:13 PM

fuck it

this thread is about slappy now

I love her and would give her anything

1/29/2012 5:40:30 PM

slappy freed her tits to prove she wasnt an alias, you should take notes apryl

1/29/2012 5:41:36 PM

^^^shut up, bitch

^^<3

^confirm

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 5:42 PM. Reason : new2iu called me]

1/29/2012 5:41:50 PM

^^where at?

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 5:42 PM. Reason : -]

1/29/2012 5:41:56 PM

slappy.. i commend you for your inhibition. however, fuck that.

1/29/2012 5:42:55 PM

k.

1/29/2012 5:43:59 PM

^^^ it wa s aprivate pm she sent to me, like I'd be crass enough to share them with you

1/29/2012 5:47:29 PM

the official theme song of this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w68RRFNGlTw

1/29/2012 5:47:57 PM

^ actually, that's the other thread. unless you're talking about slappy.

1/29/2012 5:50:24 PM

^I'm talking about slappy1

1/29/2012 5:51:25 PM

^^^^you made it sound like she fdt in a thread, sorry guy

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 5:52 PM. Reason : -]

1/29/2012 5:51:52 PM

has there ever been a more faggy name than Ethan?

1/29/2012 5:52:41 PM

My husband picked it out.. I don't mind it, but I sometimes wish we'd chosen something else, honestly. Too late now.

1/29/2012 5:56:12 PM

i blame settledown for the dearth of womenfolk joining tww

1/29/2012 5:59:04 PM

Even Chaucer came closer to getting it right in The Canterbury Tales.

1/29/2012 5:59:42 PM

^^^^Try Brent, Bryce, Cory, or the ever-popular Gaylord~♥

1/29/2012 6:00:55 PM

I went to school with a girl named Gaylin. She's a lesbian.

1/29/2012 6:02:52 PM

I know this is about spelling but I am not fond of the name Paris.

1/29/2012 6:06:02 PM

^ What about Parris?

1/29/2012 6:11:45 PM

Has anyone white knighted for this chick yet?

1/29/2012 6:20:50 PM

still waiting

it probably falls to bbehe

1/29/2012 6:29:38 PM

bbehe gives me more shit on a regular basis than you guys could imagine.. i highly doubt he would in any way, shape, or form come to my rescue.. also, why do i need rescuing?

1/29/2012 6:31:41 PM

fuck

I tried to dislike her but I can't

welcome to TWW

I like the cut of your jib

1/29/2012 6:32:58 PM

people are assuming your last name is O'Neal and, as such, you are in constant danger

1/29/2012 6:33:12 PM

eh, i'll survive. I love TMNT, though. When I was a little girl, I dreamed of marrying Michelangelo. I'm not sure what that means...

1/29/2012 6:35:02 PM

I'm staying out of this.

1/29/2012 6:36:14 PM

this thread reminded me that nothing important ever happens on TWW.

Unless the cops are involved, of course.

1/29/2012 6:36:23 PM

fuck the police

1/29/2012 6:38:22 PM

WRAL14 didn't involve the police, and it was by far one of the most interesting things to happen

1/29/2012 6:41:40 PM

^ i agree, and i've only been here a couple of days.

1/29/2012 6:43:36 PM

Quote :

"I know this is about spelling but I am not fond of the name Paris."

Plus it's totally a dude's name. Hasn't anyone ever read Homer?

1/29/2012 6:53:02 PM

so wait, did bbehehebeh hit that?

1/29/2012 7:03:05 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahaha no

1/29/2012 7:03:28 PM

I'm sure a simply 'no' would have sufficed.

1/29/2012 7:04:50 PM

yes, but i was trying to be clear. you totally would, though. in a perfect world.

1/29/2012 7:05:36 PM

has it come to this?

1/29/2012 7:13:11 PM

this bitch is too confident for a broom hoarder

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 7:17 PM. Reason : y]

1/29/2012 7:16:37 PM

^^^ Wait..in my version of a perfect world or your version?

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 7:17 PM. Reason : n]

1/29/2012 7:16:51 PM