My friend moved down east to a trailer park tourist type place to live M-F for work...and the weekend he comes back to Raleigh.

He tells me he met the owners daughter...and after a few beers they have sex...not just any sex...ANAL sex...and she gave great head.

He goes about his business, but talks to one of the neighbors that saw her go into his trailer...and asked him if it bothered him knowing she was a male. Now this guy being a manly man...said "whaaaaaaaaaaaat?"


I think him telling me this story is his way of letting me know he is playing for the other team....

Cause my question is...why wouldn't you do the normal finger smell test?

I guess his new question for every female he meets if she has been a female her whole life, or at least pre-op!!!

1/31/2012 8:41:22 PM

I think my friend is k

1/31/2012 8:42:13 PM

1/31/2012 8:42:29 PM

what the hell would you need a finger smell test for

if there is a dick above the hole you are stinkin it in, its a dude.

if there is a vagina, take a look at it. if it looks like a ballsack turned into two pillows then she might have used to be a male.

[Edited on January 31, 2012 at 8:45 PM. Reason : hips, adam's apple, i think i'm confused by this thread]

1/31/2012 8:44:34 PM

1/31/2012 8:45:04 PM

That pic is what prompted me to share the story EMCE!

1/31/2012 8:45:36 PM

1/31/2012 8:46:59 PM

Burn him

1/31/2012 8:48:23 PM

dude sounds like a dilhole to me

1/31/2012 8:48:40 PM

It might be someone we know Steve!

1/31/2012 8:49:37 PM

was head given before or after anal?

the answer is crucial in determining if your "friend" is gay

[Edited on January 31, 2012 at 9:20 PM. Reason : .]

1/31/2012 9:20:16 PM

dude probably just slept with a tranny and didn't know it.

I knew this douchebag from my high school and he started bragging to a mutual friend about all the pussy he was getting. My friend said that the "girl" was kinda hot but just gave an odd vibe. He also mentioned that the db kid said he had to use lube every time he had sex with her. Then he said that she was a chef at Kanki, which reminded me that another friend had worked there in high school and said there was a tranny that got the operation while working at Kanki. Her name is "Trinity" and still works at the Crabtree Kanki, is actually one of their top chefs. I was actually the one to break the news to him and he flipped shit, but ultimately found out that I was correct in my suspicion.

tl;dr - some douche from my high school was banging a post-op tranny for a while and had no idea until somebody told him and he put two and two together

1/31/2012 10:08:20 PM

Your friend fucked another dude in the ass and you think he's gay??

1/31/2012 10:11:50 PM

Quote :

"Burn him"

1/31/2012 10:22:54 PM

That's a hefty looking cat.

1/31/2012 10:26:57 PM

ncsuallday, i worked on that trannys toyota van. it was one of the ones with the engine under the drivers seat.

2/1/2012 7:39:36 AM

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"trailer park tourist type place"

2/1/2012 8:31:41 AM