Been working on some new insults lately. Hows about this one:

"I've adopted pieces of shit better than you before"

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 1:58 PM. Reason : why did i capitalize insult]

2/4/2012 1:57:46 PM

I'm not feelin it....


"I've adopted [insert more creativity here] better than you before"

2/4/2012 1:59:35 PM

how about this one:

i've seen dung beetles with more class than you

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 2:03 PM. Reason : not giving up on fixing the original^]

2/4/2012 2:02:37 PM

How about

Dung beetles have adopted pieces of shit better than you before.

?

2/4/2012 2:03:42 PM

oh fucking win prufrock. fucking win

2/4/2012 2:04:10 PM

shut up dingus

2/4/2012 2:04:28 PM

i am seriously laughing at the one prufrock came up with

how about this

^dingus khan

2/4/2012 2:05:13 PM

i am seriously laughing at the one prufrock came up with

2/4/2012 2:05:40 PM

how about "you are so white, the only brother you know is your printer"

2/4/2012 2:19:02 PM

How about "You've amounted to nothing more than a cum stain on the wall of your mother's pussy."

2/4/2012 2:21:22 PM

to me that one takes too much effort. almost like you are trying to hard. not to mention obviously the person amounted to more than a stain if they are a living breathing person.

a better insult would be to say you should have stayed a stain on your moms pussy or something in that regard

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 2:23 PM. Reason : -]

2/4/2012 2:22:39 PM

Trying to hard? Really? Considering the shit you put out, you do your name a dishonor.

2/4/2012 2:26:00 PM

Merbig, he's right, that shit is too complicated to say. It needs to be smoother.

2/4/2012 2:29:54 PM

exactly.

first rule of insults is to use you aint instead of you've

you aint gone do shit
you aint done shit
you aint shit

new one hot off the presses: you are uglier than what i shit out last night. i feel like that one kind of already is a known insult though

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 3:01 PM. Reason : -]

2/4/2012 2:33:45 PM

Quote :

"Dung beetles have adopted pieces of shit better than you before"

unless there's some definition of "adopt" that I don't know about, I'm not really seeing the funny/insult


A coworker of mine once said this and had me loling:

"him? he couldn't supervise a one-ant farm"

2/4/2012 4:40:12 PM

i guess it was funny because after the first 2 things i tried, prufrock actually made a halfway decent one

2/4/2012 4:42:06 PM

The best part of you ran down your Mom's leg.

2/4/2012 4:43:52 PM

I've seen better usernames on the Sesame Street forums

2/4/2012 4:51:38 PM

I've seen better user names on you Mom's headboard.

2/4/2012 4:53:47 PM

damn man that totally destroyed me. i need insults like that...theres gotta be a set up i notice on a lot of insults

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 4:56 PM. Reason : seems like you have to beat the insulter at their own joke]

2/4/2012 4:55:29 PM

How do you castrate Insultmaster?

















Kick his sister in the mouth.

2/4/2012 4:57:23 PM

the incest factor takes away from that insult.

note to self, don't involve incest with insults

2/4/2012 4:58:13 PM

ok your Dad then.

2/4/2012 4:59:11 PM

thats still incest dude. i want to be offended, but the gross is still too prevalent

2/4/2012 5:01:16 PM

there no boundaries in insulting, just like I'm with your girl.

2/4/2012 5:02:58 PM

thats fine shes always asking me to lick her butthole anyways

2/4/2012 5:03:55 PM

How did I taste?

2/4/2012 5:05:15 PM

oh burn!! omg you are good my friend, you are good

2/4/2012 5:06:36 PM

Thats why she keeps callin me.

2/4/2012 5:07:59 PM

wow. i'm speechless. so was she.

2/4/2012 5:08:28 PM

Yeah, she couldn't talk with me in her mouth. I sure hope the stretch marks around her lips fade.

2/4/2012 5:10:18 PM

meh. the how did i taste was superb though

2/4/2012 5:10:57 PM

2/4/2012 5:12:24 PM

basically just need a sidekick like you. i tell you the insult and then you make it sting.

2/4/2012 5:13:59 PM

Like your girlfriend does after I got done stuffing her like a turkey?

2/4/2012 5:15:47 PM

change the wording up there and you got yourself a decent little insult

2/4/2012 5:16:28 PM

Like your girlfriend does after I got done crushing her guts.

2/4/2012 5:17:34 PM

i didnt realize 'your mom' jokes were new

but they're new to InsultMaster

2/4/2012 5:18:30 PM

Nah, they're about as old as your Mom because they are about your Mom.

2/4/2012 5:19:59 PM

Ok eaton bush i've seen more tricks at a pony show.

2/4/2012 5:23:02 PM

What the Donkey show intimidate ya?

2/4/2012 5:24:56 PM

no, my mother works there. but thats beside the point.

2/4/2012 5:27:08 PM

So thats why guys complain that fuckin her is like throwing a hotdog down hallway.

2/4/2012 5:28:56 PM

Rough estimate, you've posted about 3x as much of a percentage of your total posts in this thread as me.

2/4/2012 5:31:11 PM

Rough estimate, judging by how tight your girl is, your cock is 3x smaller than mine.

2/4/2012 5:34:45 PM

i bet irl you are a cocklooker

2/4/2012 5:43:26 PM

So, at least I'm not a cock licker.

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 5:46 PM. Reason : Really? 9 minutes to respond?]

2/4/2012 5:45:32 PM

On top of that you have to have a cock for me to see a cock.

2/4/2012 5:48:07 PM

i'm warming up the meat lovers. aka doing your mom.

2/4/2012 5:48:35 PM

Yeah she mentioned she was gonna have a slimjim tonight



[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 5:55 PM. Reason : technique only, don't use aka. it stings more when they can figure it out.]

2/4/2012 5:52:27 PM