Sex Wipes

2/5/2012 8:44:03 AM

Little known fact: witch hazel pads that are sold for hemorrhoids make excelled Sex Wipes.

They're the exact same thing that the doctor's office has you use before giving a urine specimen.

2/5/2012 8:51:11 AM

http://www.blokebuddy.com/2009/style/penis-maintenance

2/5/2012 8:52:48 AM

2/5/2012 8:55:27 AM

Sex Wipes

2/5/2012 10:55:56 AM

2/5/2012 10:57:30 AM

2/5/2012 10:58:32 AM

Excelled Sex Wipes

2/5/2012 10:58:45 AM

I am positive this thread is going places.

2/5/2012 10:59:02 AM

this is where I will eventually post the song I'm working on

the song is titled Sex Wipes

I was inspired by one of XSMP's rants to start recording music though I can't remember which

2/5/2012 11:01:18 AM

I will invest in stock from any company selling sex wipes.

2/5/2012 12:01:43 PM

I will invest in stock from any company selling klatypus.

2/5/2012 2:49:31 PM

Wesley Snipes Sex Wipes

2/5/2012 3:47:44 PM

WARNING: your posts in this thread may be incorporated into the lyrics of the song

Sex Wipes

2/5/2012 4:00:52 PM

i like big sex wipes and I can not lie
you other brothers can't deny
when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a sex wipe in your face,
you get sprung.

[Edited on February 5, 2012 at 4:08 PM. Reason : baby got sex wipes]

2/5/2012 4:07:57 PM

Quote :

"dust with talc, bobs your uncle"

2/5/2012 4:11:04 PM

Witchhazel smells weird. I prefer the ones without.

2/5/2012 4:21:53 PM

My vagina enjoys this thread

2/5/2012 4:23:28 PM