Say you were trapped on an uncharted, unexplored, and completely deserted island with a moderately attractive member of the opposite gender. Your assumption was that your chance of rescue was extremely low. Would you cheat on your significant other?

If so, how long would you wait on the island before deciding there was no chance of rescue and you might as well enjoy it while you can? How long would you think your current significant other would hold out that you were still alive?

If your significant other was trapped on an island for like three years and cheated on you but was later rescued, would you be pissed at them?

Let's say that said island has a source of fresh water and food, so barring things like disease/infection/accidents you would be able to live on said island with your new saucy temptress indefinitely.

2/6/2012 11:26:06 AM

yes

2/6/2012 11:27:18 AM

i'd ride a seaturtle to safety

2/6/2012 11:27:49 AM

look motherfucker come in asking one hypothetical question if you will, but spouting off like 30 is going to get me to stop reading all you've written.

my twitter-esque barrage of information addled brain cannot handle this inquisition

2/6/2012 11:27:53 AM

I would prob die within the month because of diabetes so I wouldn't have to even think about cheating.

2/6/2012 11:28:20 AM

duh

i mean we can argue over days, hours, and minutes, but who the fuck isn't going to understand this?

2/6/2012 11:28:21 AM

what does the island offer in the form of birth control?

2/6/2012 11:28:28 AM

they have coconuts for fleshlights

2/6/2012 11:29:19 AM

Here I made it better:

Ladies, say you were trapped on an uncharted, unexplored, and completely deserted island with a moderately attractive member of the same gender. Your assumption was that your chance of rescue was extremely low. Would you cheat on your significant other?

If so, how long would you wait on the island before deciding there was no chance of rescue and you might as well enjoy it while you can? How long would you think your current significant other would hold out that you were still alive?

If your significant other was trapped on an island for like three years and cheated on you but was later rescued, would you be pissed at them?

Let's say that said island has a source of fresh water and food, so barring things like disease/infection/accidents you would be able to live on said island with your new saucy temptress indefinitely.

2/6/2012 11:29:20 AM

yes

1 week

no

cool

2/6/2012 11:29:52 AM

^4 The pull out method

[Edited on February 6, 2012 at 11:30 AM. Reason : .]

2/6/2012 11:30:15 AM

For birth control, your options are pretty much wrapping your junk in a palm leaf.

2/6/2012 11:30:26 AM

If anybody came towards me with palm leaf laden dong, I would politely decline

Sounds like a bad combination IMO

2/6/2012 11:31:12 AM

lol.

how long before you're declared legally dead when lost at sea anyways?

2/6/2012 11:32:08 AM

what happens on a deserted island stays on a deserted island

2/6/2012 11:32:24 AM

What if it is a really sexy palm leaf?

2/6/2012 11:33:19 AM

ever touched a palm leaf??

that shit would slice and dice everything it touches...


i'd go with banana

2/6/2012 11:33:29 AM

How many times could you get off before dehydration kills you?

2/6/2012 11:36:39 AM

Probably

A few weeks

Yeah I'd be pissed but I'd understand and it wouldn't end the relationship

2/6/2012 11:36:45 AM

When you say moderately attractive, are we talking a Joie, a crackmonkey, or a ShawnaC123 ?

2/6/2012 11:40:30 AM

lots of C123'n going on

2/6/2012 11:42:17 AM

re: birth control

jam a stick up there

2/6/2012 11:42:32 AM

That actually adds an additional dynamic. If the other person on the island was super ugly or whatever you'd probably be able to hold out a lot longer.

2/6/2012 11:42:32 AM

what are the conditions on this island?

it'd make a difference between if i wanted to sex her or eat her

2/6/2012 11:44:14 AM

^did you even read the last part of the OP?

2/6/2012 11:45:16 AM

Quote :

"how long before you're declared legally dead when lost at sea anyways?"

Tom Hanks probably knows the answer to that.

2/6/2012 11:46:23 AM

It would probably be a year at least. I would be too depressed to think about sex. I wouldnt be too heartbroken if he moved on though.

2/6/2012 11:50:51 AM

^^ i checked, i think its supposed to be 7 years.

but i thought he was on the island for 5 years

2/6/2012 11:51:34 AM

According to Wikipedia it was four years.

2/6/2012 11:52:52 AM

I'm pretty sure we'd both expect the other one to get it on. Needs, yo.

2/6/2012 11:53:36 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_in_absentia

in short it depends on state laws or circumstances

in the case of a cast away situation, a court can declare you dead before you reach the required years missing

[Edited on February 6, 2012 at 11:57 AM. Reason : .]

2/6/2012 11:55:09 AM

I'd make it like 45 minutes

Daddy needs his nut

2/6/2012 11:55:10 AM

Also, I feel this thread is insensitive to the gay members of our community on TWW such as evan or Sorcerer. Its also disrespectful to the straight up twinks, such as lewisje and Slave Famous

2/6/2012 11:59:09 AM

there is no way i'd be depressed. especially if the island is as nice and bountiful as the OP said.

maybe I always dreamed of a swiss family robinson-esque adventure as a kid but I think I could adapt pretty easily. especially if there is a compatible partner there with me.

the only thing i'd ask for is some of the wreckage to wash ashore with various things like clothes, knives, first aid.

2/6/2012 11:59:28 AM

I would hope to find a mysterious hatch somewhere on the island.

2/6/2012 12:02:45 PM

Twink? I'm a straight grizzly, dog. Power Bottom for life.

2/6/2012 12:03:23 PM

what would suck if you saved yourself for 30 yrs and you found out your wife died shortly after you were stranded.

2/6/2012 12:03:26 PM

Best case scenario is to regularly bang your island girl, but kill her right before you're rescued so there's no evidence.

2/6/2012 12:04:46 PM

Keep it grizzly, B.

2/6/2012 12:05:05 PM

I would kill the broad and then have anal sex with her until the smell got too bad. Might as well sin like theres no tomorrow.

2/6/2012 12:10:03 PM

Just make a new hole whenever the natural ones start stinking

2/6/2012 12:11:47 PM

everyone would last a lot longer than they say they would...it's easy to underestimate the distress you''d be feeling, knowing you probably wouldnt see anyone else ever again.

then i'd bwn

2/6/2012 12:14:02 PM

What if you're a misanthrope who hates people in the first place? Seems like it'd be paradise, especially if you throw regular coitus into the mix

2/6/2012 12:15:32 PM

Say you were trapped on an uncharted, unexplored, and completely deserted island with a moderately attractive member of the opposite gender. Your assumption was that your chance of rescue was extremely low. Would you cheat on your significant other?


Yes, I would do it.

If so, how long would you wait on the island before deciding there was no chance of rescue and you might as well enjoy it while you can? How long would you think your current significant other would hold out that you were still alive?

Honestly, I think I would wait until we developed a connection for one another. I believe its inevitable that you do since the hardships you experience, the help you provide to one another and the lack of other options would push you together more than you can resist. My significant other is depression prone and I fear what would happen to her if I was taken in that way. Assuming she lived, I think she would think i was dead but tell herself otherwise starting at the year mark, then stop lying to herself by year 2.

If your significant other was trapped on an island for like three years and cheated on you but was later rescued, would you be pissed at them?
I wouldn't be the least bit mad. Having them back would be a far greater emotion and the other wouldn't even register.

2/6/2012 12:20:34 PM

I'd bring my cheating castaway SO home

and blow my house up with gas

2/6/2012 12:21:47 PM

Quote :

"I would kill the broad and then have anal sex with her until the smell got too bad. Might as well sin like theres no tomorrow."

LOL is this after you nail her for a while or?? just right from the start?


[Edited on February 6, 2012 at 12:30 PM. Reason : .]

2/6/2012 12:29:23 PM

Yes is generally my response to all "would you hit it" questions

2/6/2012 1:46:16 PM

^^Depends on how annoying she is, and if shes into anal.

2/6/2012 1:57:36 PM

i could be stranded with a dude on an island and become "friends" with a volleyball, and i guarantee the dude would ask me if I could hook him up with my "friend"...


so my answer to the OP is irrelevant

2/6/2012 2:03:04 PM

Yes

The bottom of p1 says spread 'em

2/6/2012 2:24:00 PM