http://m.usmag.com/?redirurl=/celebrity-news/news/snooki-admits-shes-bisexual-201282

Don't worry men, she still likes cock.

2/8/2012 8:52:52 PM

No shit, Sherlock.

Have you ever watched Jersey Shore?

2/8/2012 8:53:51 PM

^ nope.

I didn't say this was surprising news. It's just now official. Just because 2 women kiss doesn't make them bi, otherwise there are a lot of bi girls out there.

2/8/2012 8:55:09 PM

Quote :

"Have you ever watched Jersey Shore?"

Of course not. What am I, both queer AND retarded?

2/8/2012 8:55:11 PM

That greedy whore!

2/8/2012 8:55:44 PM

I've never watched Jersey Shore

but even if I had, I know that girls lez it out for attention at the bar without cameras present. The fact that there's a camera present gives her even more incentive whether she's bisexual or not.

also, her genitals probably stink

2/8/2012 8:56:18 PM

^^^ you are retarded?

[Edited on February 8, 2012 at 8:57 PM. Reason : ^]

2/8/2012 8:56:36 PM

It the social backlash wasn't there, there would be a huge number of men claiming to be bisexual. History shows this pretty clearly.

2/8/2012 8:57:38 PM

^^ lol

^ So you're bisexual?

[Edited on February 8, 2012 at 8:59 PM. Reason : .]

2/8/2012 8:57:44 PM

According to Vinny, she tastes/smells like pickles.

My bro's GF and I watch Jersey Shore weekly. It's like watching a train wreck.

2/8/2012 8:58:30 PM

mmmmm. relish!

2/8/2012 8:59:21 PM

If my girlfriend tasted or smelled like pickles, I would drown her.

2/8/2012 8:59:56 PM

^^^^^Sorry, I have a strict no penis policy

[Edited on February 8, 2012 at 9:01 PM. Reason : .]

2/8/2012 9:01:00 PM

Quote :

"^^^ you are retarded?"

I've never watched Jersey Shore, so no.

2/8/2012 9:03:12 PM

well, Thats just gay.

2/8/2012 9:04:18 PM

snooki likes men, women, and peeing herself

2/8/2012 9:04:48 PM

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

2/8/2012 9:11:37 PM

You're bi too!?

2/8/2012 9:24:37 PM

Anyone think she's "coming out" just for attention?

2/8/2012 9:31:13 PM

who fucking cares about snooki

2/8/2012 9:33:52 PM

mrfrog and merbig have always been the same user to me

shit

i've been so confused

2/8/2012 9:37:55 PM

lezbehonest guys, we knew this already.

2/8/2012 9:46:35 PM

I wonder when she comes out with her porno.

2/8/2012 10:13:55 PM

I mean, she's legitimately ugly.

2/8/2012 10:17:24 PM

Quote :

"^ So you're bisexual?"

If we were in that kind of culture, then probably you and I, both, would either correctly admit to being bisexual or lie about being bisexual.

You can see a blind acceptance of the incentive system even in your own question. It implies that I have something to lose by being perceived as bisexual. The cultural norm thinking is that I shouldn't want you to think that I'm a raging homosexual. But apparently in this particular case I care so little about what you think that I'm not even trying.

2/8/2012 10:18:34 PM

you care enough to write paragraphs when a simple yes/no would have sufficed

2/8/2012 10:21:52 PM

Yeah dude, do you peter puff and box eat as well? That is all we care about.

2/8/2012 10:24:47 PM

What difference does it make if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?

2/8/2012 10:41:04 PM

It would pretty much defeat my entire argument to answer the question directly. I want to say, in no uncertain terms, that if you look down on gay people, I want you to look down on me.

2/8/2012 10:41:50 PM

lol.

trolled them all.

2/8/2012 10:44:06 PM

mrfrog, keep in mind that it's not true that "everyone's a little bisexual"; this myth surprisingly serves as a tool of bisexual erasure, to dismiss anyone who actually comes out as bi

2/8/2012 11:03:15 PM

yes please



no please

[Edited on February 8, 2012 at 11:04 PM. Reason : -]

2/8/2012 11:04:18 PM

^^ I do take some issue with that. In the world today, the status of "bisexual" and "gay" are not the direct result of one's biology (which attraction is), but instead, someone claiming to be bisexual is attracted to their own gender enough to accept the social stigma that comes with admitting that. In other words, the only people who will admit to being bisexual are people who are either really bisexual, or people who are a little bi and want to be socially deviant.

I don't doubt the genuineness of the feelings of bisexual people. The question of whether or not there are "completely" straight people is irrelevant. They feel strongly enough to go against the grain in admitting that. They should be respected for that, but that doesn't mean they're psychologically different from 5%, 10%, 50% or whatever percent of the rest of their gender. You don't have to consider it an abnormal condition in order to respect them for it.

2/8/2012 11:13:18 PM

you guys cant have read the article and actually believe shes bisexual

Quote :

" "I would consider myself bi," the 24-year-old Polizzi -- currently in a longterm relationship with Jionni LaValle -- tells The Huffington Post. "I've done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like... penis. But I've experimented.""

Come on, she says right there she couldnt be with a woman; explicitly saying shes has, in the past, experimented...probably with some friends that she thinks are hot. Shes basically a girl that at a young age likes to have fun.

Quote :

" Citing "his [The Situation's] posture and the way he holds his cigarettes" as indicators that he may be gay, the women say they would not be surprised if Sorrentino were to come out. "I can't confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense," Farley said. Added Polizzi: "He told me one time, '[All the talk is] making me wonder.' " "

If she were seriously coming out as legitimately bisexual shed be a little more sensitive to others she thinks might be gay or whatever. This sounds like shes tying to smear mike just because, i mean why put his business out there true or not?

I think shes trying to get a gay pass. Because today being gay puts a whole new wrinkle in how the media covers you. Shes an idiot I think most of us should see right through this act of desparation.



[Edited on February 9, 2012 at 8:54 AM. Reason : t]

2/9/2012 8:52:11 AM

lol I know I didn't read the article

that quote puts it all in a new light

2/9/2012 9:00:37 AM

This reeks of attention whoring to me.
You'll know it's true when Deena comes out.

2/9/2012 9:15:44 AM

None of this makes any sense anyway.

Holding your cigarette & posture automatically means you like men?

Also, for snooki - Just because you get drunk and make out with girls in the club, doesn't mean you have an ambiguous sexual identity.

2/9/2012 9:57:24 AM

Quote :

"I didn't say this was surprising news. It's just now official. Just because 2 women kiss doesn't make them bi, otherwise there are a lot of bi girls out there."

They are called BARsexual - they do it at bars cause all women are attn whores, who are only happy when a man is paying attn.

2/9/2012 10:19:12 AM

not even a significant minority of women are attention whores IMO

you just remember best the ones who are, it's saliency bias

2/9/2012 10:23:45 AM

Quote :

"Just because 2 women kiss doesn't make them bi,"

2/9/2012 11:17:57 AM

She is attracted to positive and negative attention?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/9/2012 12:20:44 PM

If no one pays attention to them, maybe they'll go away. Wouldn't that be best for society as a whole?

2/9/2012 12:25:25 PM

She needs to make a gay porn called Jersey Snatch. seeing her munch carpet for an hour would confirm that she is a bisexual, or that she needs our attention badly enough to justify "coming out."

2/9/2012 1:15:44 PM

did this article make anyone else have to poop?

2/9/2012 1:18:39 PM

Quote :

"Just because 2 women kiss doesn't make them bi"

please explain what is about that

[Edited on February 9, 2012 at 6:46 PM. Reason : ^ yes]

2/9/2012 6:46:06 PM

given enough alcohol, all women have bisexual tendencies.

2/9/2012 7:57:41 PM

^^ note to other users who read that response. It is to geniusxboy, not me.

2/9/2012 8:09:55 PM

I don't need to explain, it's self evident based on the thread title.

2/9/2012 8:21:42 PM

I watch Jersey Shore.
And I'm unashamed.

I'm about to start up last night's episode!

2/10/2012 8:22:26 PM

set em up

2/10/2012 8:38:45 PM