FML

2/9/2012 9:28:07 PM

Dude, that's three whole blocks away. Just get a few bottles of Lysol, and you'll be straight.

2/9/2012 9:29:18 PM

Tell her I think she's cool except for her ridic behavior in Italy*. For realz.

*i.e. not realizing her BF would be upset that she showed everybody her vagparts.

2/9/2012 9:30:29 PM

but its on my way to/from work - guys i'm very upset here

2/9/2012 9:49:11 PM

I thought this was a m2c thread for a second there.

2/9/2012 9:51:26 PM

"Hey guys, snooki is move within walking distance from me. I am special! I get to brag about this to all my friends"

2/9/2012 9:54:20 PM

cool, maybe you'll get some Snooki nooki.

2/9/2012 9:56:56 PM

whatever youre there too

2/10/2012 1:09:44 PM

i am not a fan of the show, but I would hang with snooki

2/10/2012 1:11:10 PM

im not a fan of the show but I would love to associate with everything wrong about the show

2/10/2012 1:12:12 PM

this is gonna put t-dub on the map

2/10/2012 1:23:18 PM

where you do live?

2/10/2012 1:28:10 PM

Right now on thejerseyweb.com, Snooki's thread on I'm going to be moving three blocks down from scud FML is receiving a ton of flack.

2/10/2012 1:38:13 PM

^ +1

2/10/2012 1:39:21 PM

Not gonna lie, I'd titty fuck Snooki

2/10/2012 1:40:43 PM

I read the thread title in an Asian accent.

2/10/2012 2:34:17 PM

Jwoww will be there too!

2/10/2012 2:36:03 PM

in assless chaps?

2/10/2012 2:36:24 PM

you forgot the #humblebrag

2/10/2012 3:00:47 PM