i am SURE someone here knows this girl..


she is my "friends" girlfriend..

OK..so i meet this couple who seems pretty nice (about 6 months ago):
they supposedly moved here from toronto canada and he started glass as a hobby so I met him and once in a while i would go there and show him stuff. They lived in wake forest...in a fucking huge 5000sq ft house that he said they were renting, he claimed he was a theoretical physicist. It was somewhat obvious that they were full of shit, but i couldnt figure out what he was trying to cover up. oh yeah...they also had a little fluffy chihuahua and 2 large sharpeis and a bunch of puppy sharpeis..(just trynig to get the info out so someone can say OH SHIT I KNEW HER)
about 2 months ago I stopped hearing from him, getting calls, didnt see him on the glass forums we frequent...nothing.
then another few weeks later i get a call from a mutual friend of ours and he asks if i have seen or heard from them. I tell him that i hadnt.., then he proceeds to tell me how dude's girlfriend, who we knew as Vanessa and saw her every time we went over to his place..is a porn star. Instantly i remebered once seeing a video where i could have sworn it was her but i just figured it was my imagination or something (when i say imagination..i dont mean like i was dreaming of fucking thick chick..bc she really isnt that cute, def not my type at all)
so it turns out that not only is she a porn star but she is one hell of a prolific one!


ill put her porn name in here soon but i gotta find a good pic first..

[Edited on February 12, 2012 at 5:45 PM. Reason : sdf]

2/12/2012 5:19:27 PM

3rd rock from the sun on hulu

2/12/2012 5:22:37 PM

ehhhhhh\\\


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SHIT..i just remembered that i forgot to tell you guys something important..so instaed of wasting this thread..i really hope someone reads what i am about to type.


i am SURE someone here knows this girl..


she is my "friends" girlfriend..

OK..so i meet this couple who seems pretty nice (about 6 months ago):
they supposedly moved here from toronto canada and he started glass as a hobby so I met him and once in a while i would go there and show him stuff. They lived in wake forest...in a fucking huge 5000sq ft house that he said they were renting, he claimed he was a theoretical physicist. It was somewhat obvious that they were full of shit, but i couldnt figure out what he was trying to cover up. oh yeah...they also had a little fluffy chihuahua and 2 large sharpeis and a bunch of puppy sharpeis..(just trynig to get the info out so someone can say OH SHIT I KNEW HER)
about 2 months ago I stopped hearing from him, getting calls, didnt see him on the glass forums we frequent...nothing.
then another few weeks later i get a call from a mutual friend of ours and he asks if i have seen or heard from them. I tell him that i hadnt.., then he proceeds to tell me how dude's girlfriend, who we knew as Vanessa and saw her every time we went over to his place..is a porn star. Instantly i remebered once seeing a video where i could have sworn it was her but i just figured it was my imagination or something (when i say imagination..i dont mean like i was dreaming of fucking thick chick..bc she really isnt that cute, def not my type at all)
so it turns out that not only is she a porn star but she is one hell of a prolific one!


ill put her porn name in here soon but i gotta find a good pic first..

[Edited on February 12, 2012 at 5:37 PM. Reason : asf]

[Edited on February 12, 2012 at 5:38 PM. Reason : asdf]

2/12/2012 5:37:23 PM

Add to my topics

2/12/2012 5:43:27 PM

2/12/2012 5:46:04 PM

that's a picture to put up on the mantle

2/12/2012 5:48:32 PM

2/12/2012 5:49:03 PM

she was very unfriendly person though...very strange.




once i was driving into their neighborhood and saw who i thought was Vanessa walking one of the dogs up the road, but then the girl waved to me and i knew that it couldn't be Vanessa, she would never wave (much less walk the dog)

2/12/2012 5:52:31 PM

that's because every guy she talks to is about to fuck her.

2/12/2012 5:55:11 PM

fucking tww..

wasting time on other lame threads when there is this GEM hiding just a couple posts down..

..

2/12/2012 7:19:43 PM

it might be a gem if she were hot, or worthwhile or something

2/12/2012 7:20:42 PM

SO HER PORN NAME IS JESSICA VALENTINO




.,,,if i had known this when i was seeing her on a regular basis I would have definitely asked for a bj or a handy at least.

after all...shes a professional

2/12/2012 7:20:56 PM

^^^I don't know this girl in porn or in real life so i can't really help.

I do however personally know Riley Mason and Bee armitage (fucking grossssss)

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[Edited on February 12, 2012 at 7:22 PM. Reason : ]

2/12/2012 7:21:55 PM

2/12/2012 7:22:09 PM

I typically don't associate porn stars with being "gems".





but that's just me

2/12/2012 7:22:19 PM

I too wish this thread would take off. Somebody find her facebook and talk shit to her or something fun.

2/12/2012 7:22:35 PM

more like

k-sociate

2/12/2012 7:22:52 PM

^^see threads like these are why we need dnl

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2/12/2012 7:23:22 PM

the thread is a fucking gem, not the pornstar....you dumb cunts

2/12/2012 7:24:00 PM

no

2/12/2012 7:24:21 PM

i searched jessica valentino on FB and i doubt she uses the account much...but there is one there




I really am more wondering what is up with the dude, her boyfriend, who i was pretty decent friends with. I know he knew what she did....he once referred to her as a "cum dumpster" in front of me...she was within ear shot, and didn't protest.
I just assumed it was a strange term of endearment..

2/12/2012 7:25:47 PM

This thread is not a gem. It has potential but it lacks any real saucy info, you're just kind of bragging about knowing a porn star that you didn't know was a porn star

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2/12/2012 7:26:16 PM

Obviously the "gem" threads are ones like:

- Boost Mobile's new "anthem"
- The girl with the hairy hindparts
- anything in all caps (bonus points for song lyrics)
- Boost Mobile's new "anthem"

2/12/2012 7:27:16 PM

its funny...only some nerdy fuck on TWW would take this as bragging..


....yes, for you..in your sorry life, this WOULD be something to brag about..


approve that message.. faggot

2/12/2012 7:27:20 PM

It would be bragging if you were fucking a hot pornstar regularly. This is just a funny, cool fact type of thread.

Why the eff would someone in porn live in Wake Forest, though?

2/12/2012 7:29:03 PM

lol calm down dude


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2/12/2012 7:29:23 PM

^^thats what I'm saying...nobody in porn would live in NC

i am wondering who else knew them...

I know for a fact that the kid was selling pot to some kids at NC state...or at least thats what he told me.

i think they were in trouble or owed someone money or someithhng....its quite a big life change to go from a very active porn star to a stay at home gf...

2/12/2012 7:31:28 PM

im hungry

2/13/2012 11:38:26 PM