I like having my dick sucked and it brings me no pain whatsoever

It is pleasant and I look forward to it happening again without apprehension

The end

2/13/2012 1:54:58 PM

Please opine on the "A-ok" hand formation.

2/13/2012 2:00:06 PM

Sometimes I have a moment of existential clarity while I'm getting a bj, but it only lasts a second or two. I climax and think something like "my atoms were forged billions of years ago in supernovae, and they all came together for this point in time where I'm getting my dick sucked by this girl" Then I snap out of it.

2/13/2012 2:15:56 PM

ahahaha

2/13/2012 2:18:45 PM

Some people cant come from a BJ?

2/13/2012 2:19:17 PM

This thread is so sophomoric. We're almost 30, folks.

2/13/2012 2:22:39 PM

I'm 30 and I often wish I had a dick to be sucked.

[Edited on February 13, 2012 at 2:26 PM. Reason : just to know what it feels like. ]

2/13/2012 2:23:10 PM

PM SENT
[and intercepted and destroyed by qntmfred]

2/13/2012 2:24:31 PM

punchmonk knows not what she does

2/13/2012 3:31:18 PM

The only bad thing about getting my dick sucked is it limits the type of drugs that I can do while it's happening.

I can either lay back in the cut and smoke a joint, or sip on some purple drank (which really isn't great for firmness, but i digress). I can't really hold a mirror and treat my nose due to the movement.

I usually just have the girl swing her ass around so i can lay out a couple lines on it. This disrupts the entire flow, so it's kind of like starting over once the blow has made a beeline for my bloodstream.

2/13/2012 7:38:06 PM

Quote :

"just to know what it feels like."

My husband claims that it's kinda like having your toes sucked. When we were dating, he put my toes in his mouth and said that it was probably the closest that I would ever get to knowing what it felt like to have your dick sucked. That warm, wet, totally enclosed feeling. . .Uhm, yeah.



[Edited on February 13, 2012 at 7:41 PM. Reason : .]

2/13/2012 7:41:10 PM

ibtbuffalobillparody

2/13/2012 7:42:35 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes I have a moment of existential clarity while I'm getting a bj, but it only lasts a second or two. I climax and think something like "my atoms were forged billions of years ago in supernovae, and they all came together for this point in time where I'm getting my dick sucked by this girl" Then I snap out of it."

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever read. I too have often gushed my galactic goo while I hear Carl Sagan narrating in my head.

2/13/2012 9:56:05 PM

2/13/2012 10:01:42 PM

Sometimes I have a moment of existential clarity while I'm getting a bj, but it only lasts a second or two. I climax and think something like "my atoms were forged billions of years ago in supernovae, and they all came together for this point in time where I'm getting my dick sucked by this girl" Then I snap out of it.



One time it was so good, I lost all control and did like a 10 second fart on the poor girl. She didn't miss a lick.

2/13/2012 11:23:29 PM

you're bad at this

2/13/2012 11:24:28 PM

Why does every chick think she is great at sucking dick?
If I don't bust a nut, then she sucks at sucking.
Sucking is kind of misnomer. Ladies, their is no way you are going to literally suck the man juice out of me. Hard suction creates no pleasurable sensation at all.
Ladies, do you like to pay "just the tip?" Neither do we. Unless a chick can swallow my dick, (she can try all she wants) she has gotta use her hands! Chicks need to think of it more like a hand job with a dick in her mouth. She needs to jack it off while she sucks. NO TEETH! (No tooth for you W Va girls).
The bottom line is that you are trying to emulate a vagina using your mouth and hands. Because a blow job is not a vagina it creates a different and more intense feeling.

Guys, give the ladies positive reinforcement. Grabbing the back of the head and pushing down isnt positive and usually results in a bad experience. Some small verbal feedback works well a lets her know she is pleasing you.

Then there are the nuts. I had a chick treat my nut sack like a speed bag with her fingertips. WTF! NO!
Its ok to rub lightly for foreplay, but otherwise, for me, just stay off the nuts. Ladies, its probably like getting your ovaries knocked or cervix smashed

^^Read and head ladies... I know you read this. Throw away the chick magazines.

2/14/2012 12:15:45 AM

^A+ would read again.

2/14/2012 12:23:45 AM

Question about the teeth thing - If, during the deep-throating, either your penis is too wide or her mouth is too small causing her very back teeth to scrape your p33n, what is your recommended course of action? Grin and bear it? enjoy the act of deep throating enough to negate any negative sensation caused by her wisdom teeth scraping your head?

2/14/2012 12:58:25 AM

Its up to you. If its is an occasional incident I'd let it go. If its constant and hurts, I'd explore other options. How are each of you usually positioned? What if she was able to come at ya from the side?
You lay on the bed and instead of workin ya from a 69 or from between your legs she works from the side. This could make it worse on her because she will have to open wider, but its worth a try and either way its fun.

2/14/2012 1:22:07 AM

^^this question is relevant to my interests

2/14/2012 3:11:05 AM

btt

2/14/2012 7:58:57 PM

Quote :

" P33N "

2/14/2012 8:37:58 PM

Quote :

"This thread is so sophomoric. We're almost 30, folks."

that's rich, coming from slave famous

2/14/2012 8:59:12 PM

Somethings never get old.

2/14/2012 9:04:05 PM

Well, this thread is really suckin dick...

2/16/2012 7:27:30 PM

Shouldn't we talk more about my question?

2/16/2012 7:42:40 PM

Any lady looking to improve their skills, I'm available during bankers hours, and some on Saturday depending.

Yes, I drink a lot of pineapple juice.

2/16/2012 7:50:40 PM

well your username automatically implies that you're unattractive so you're definitely going to need to upload some photos of yourself

then begin to PM your dick pics

there needs to be some sort of hype about you, then the ladies will be all about practicing during your bankers hours

2/16/2012 7:54:03 PM

^

2/16/2012 8:04:21 PM

Quote :

"SOMETHINGS NEVER GET OLD"

2/16/2012 8:05:15 PM

Quote :

"slappy1, Shouldn't we talk more about my question?"

Sure. Just bust out her back teeth. Or, stop getting BJs from 12 yr olds. College girls have bigger mouths.

2/17/2012 1:46:32 AM

d00d

slappy1 isn't a d00d

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 2:02 AM. Reason : she's seeking self-improvement

2/17/2012 2:02:22 AM

LOL!The question was worded like a dood asking.

Find a guy with a smaller dick or don't deep throat.
Slappy, did you so my post below yours?
Suck on it 90* out from the way you usually attack it.

Speaking of deep throat... another position/technique is for the woman to lay on her back, on the bed, with her head hanging over the edge of the bed. This allows for the throat to open and lines everything up for sword swallowing.
Now a few words of caution ladies. Do this only with a guy you trust. I don't think you want some dude ramming his meat down your gullet and choking you out. Set up some boundaries. My girl keeps her hands on the sides of my legs to communicate when I need to back out or when I can go deeper.

Guys, this is a cool position for many reasons. It feels great, you can play with her tits, you can pay with her pussy and I like the way my girl looks all stretched out on the bed.



[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 2:24 AM. Reason : ]

2/17/2012 2:18:34 AM

I've HEARD that for some girls, the perfect deep-throating angle is upside down, in a 69-type position. I've heard that (unless the p33n curves downward at all) it slides down and then *pops* just past the threshold.

also, the 90* thing sounds like the opposite of a good idea.

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 12:24 PM. Reason : new2iu called me]

2/17/2012 12:24:06 PM

i enjoy having my dick sucked.

i, however, have never sucked a dick...so i cannot, from experience, say whether or not i enjoy sucking dick.

2/17/2012 12:42:33 PM

i got my first bj on steak and bj day one year. it was magical. i did not, however, then have steak. fucking bitch

2/17/2012 12:43:59 PM

jaw cramps, yes they happen

2/17/2012 1:16:00 PM

for me, most of the pleasure of getting a bj is due to the fact that she is selfless enough to do it. girls who are too good for the bj kind of turn me off. The fact that a girl can get over herself and do something that is so fundamentally pleasing to me turns me on more than the sensation itself. The sensation is awesome as well, but the meaning makes it twice as good.

2/17/2012 2:53:24 PM

what should i do to help my SO not get jaw cramps? I would probably get more BJs if this didn't happen.

2/17/2012 3:37:12 PM

wrap a bunch of rubber bands around your dick to make it smaller

2/17/2012 3:45:46 PM

buy her more popsicles and suckers and shit she needs to suck on sparky

make her exercise them jaws

2/17/2012 3:59:27 PM

Quote :

"also, the 90* thing sounds like the opposite of a good idea."

You asked about mitigating teeth scrapin because of wide member. 90* is for that consideration only.
Try it and see. Its all fun.

2/17/2012 5:32:33 PM

k most guys are thicker horizontally than vertically (for me it's like half an inch) and that also goes for people's oral cavities
also most guys are thicker near the base than near the tip

so there's a good chance that if the tip of the cock scrapes against the molars, and it gets turned 90 degrees, then the base of the cock will get lacerated by the incisors

also the only way rubber bands would make it thinner is by deadening the sensation and making that wood rot

(btw entering the vag at 90 degrees seems like a much more amenable proposition)

2/17/2012 10:42:53 PM

Quote :

"also the only way rubber bands would make it thinner is by deadening the sensation and making that wood rot"

no it's cool i've been doing it for years

2/17/2012 10:52:31 PM

hmm

[Edited on February 18, 2012 at 9:39 AM. Reason : ,]

2/18/2012 9:37:32 AM

I sometimes think about how it must be disgusting for my girlfriend

I mean I'll be sitting there on the receiving end of some beautiful pressure differences but then I think oh shit she's going to get a mouthful of salty gravy

I mean fuck, what if it happened to you? What if you were just walking along and suddenly some salty gooey white shit just popped in your mouth

I think about it a second and for a moment I get a little grossed out and I start to lose it a little bit

But then I forget about it and spray her uvula

2/18/2012 5:49:14 PM

is the uvula rly superior to the vulva in this regard

2/19/2012 12:19:41 AM

make that bitch go snorkleing

2/19/2012 1:41:28 AM

Quote :

"is the uvula rly superior to the vulva in this regard"

Yes, and for several reasons.

1) To spray the vulva necessarily involves pulling out, which nine times out of ten involves ending the stimulation. Yeah, in theory the girl could reach down and be pulling on the sprayer, but normally that doesn't happen. With the uvula, however, you're in the stimulating area for at least a few more seconds, continuing to make the nerve endings happy.
2) If you're pulling out, odds are it's because you don't want to knock anybody up. And if you're trying to avoid babby formation, you're in one of two situations:
a) You aren't wearing a condom, in which case there's still a pregnancy risk that would not exist if you were spraying a uvula
b) You are wearing a condom like you should. But as necessary as they are, condoms are fucking terrible. They are also not necessary in the uvula-spraying unless you're with some skank you don't know from Adam.
3) Spraying the uvula tends to obviate the need for post-ejaculatory cleanup.

I hope this has been as informative as it has been awkward for me to write.

2/19/2012 2:02:44 AM