I had the opportunity to put in 70 hours this week doing manual labor so I jumped on it
with overtime I'll be taking home a nice check

this is real work - I'm stripping hundreds of feet of signal cable, manually inspecting it and putting it back on reels by hand

I do it in 12 hour shifts and I have to drive an hour each way. I get up at 3:30.

what have you done to be a man lately?

2/14/2012 9:09:26 PM

Sounds like bitch work

2/14/2012 9:13:09 PM

Went to work to support my daughter
Fed my daughter
Changed my daughter's diaper
Loved my daughter
Woke up in the middle of the night to keep my daughter from crying
Made sure I provided everything my daughter needs
Mixed some cement



[Edited on February 14, 2012 at 9:14 PM. Reason : g]

2/14/2012 9:14:12 PM

^ Don't care about your bastard child. Show me some good ole American cement!

2/14/2012 9:18:24 PM

Probably easier to tell you what I haven't done.

The answer is...nothing.

2/14/2012 9:20:31 PM

Patched some drywall.

Grilled some burgers.

2/14/2012 9:21:33 PM

masturbated

2/14/2012 9:21:49 PM

intercourse with a woman

2/14/2012 9:31:35 PM

2/14/2012 9:33:25 PM

^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrSwaA-FAj4

2/14/2012 9:34:52 PM

Took a dump

2/14/2012 9:37:10 PM

3 anchors in the shoulder.

2/14/2012 9:39:55 PM

^^ Gross....

I read that as took a dump like a man. A woman doing a man dump is not cool. NOT COOL.

I got an abcessed cyst cut out of my body and got stitches!

2/14/2012 9:43:39 PM

worked my way through half a liter of Jack.

its only 945.

Also, fuck this thread.

2/14/2012 9:44:22 PM

I took a man dump 5 minutes ago. Bono.

2/14/2012 9:44:41 PM

I watched a Disney movie







wait

2/14/2012 9:45:56 PM

It's apparent that punchmonk has been eating an unfortunate amount of pickles

2/14/2012 9:46:10 PM

Taco bell.

2/14/2012 9:49:35 PM

oh word?

2/14/2012 9:50:40 PM

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/364k1m/

[Edited on February 14, 2012 at 9:55 PM. Reason : I'm a dumbass]

2/14/2012 9:53:26 PM

wait, EMCE has a kid?

2/14/2012 9:56:50 PM

Finished January's Daily Paper work for the Federal/State/City Government
Paid my Taxes.
Sent out my mail.
Went to the bank.
Paid my rent up until May.
Paid my Bills.
Went Shopping.
now I'm 6 hours into an 11 hour shift.

2/14/2012 9:57:13 PM

Smoked a batch of wings over charcoal and mesquite chips.
Talked to my freshmen about gender stereotypes and expression of love in relation to "If There Be Sorrow" by Mari Evans

Quote :

" If there be sorrow let it be for things undone undreamed unrealized unattained to these add one: love withheld restrained"

2/14/2012 10:16:23 PM

Quote :

"PEE STANDING UP"

2/14/2012 10:43:34 PM

I read a GeniuSxBoY post.

2/14/2012 10:43:38 PM

Quote :

"Went Shopping."

~♥

2/14/2012 10:45:53 PM

when my gf asked me to hold her purse


i held it



LIKE THIS

2/14/2012 10:47:55 PM

i went to war

i dont need to prove my manhood to anyone for the rest of my life

/thread

2/14/2012 11:30:45 PM

coitus

2/14/2012 11:51:46 PM

Quote :

"Went to work to support my daughter Fed my daughter Changed my daughter's diaper Loved my daughter Woke up in the middle of the night to keep my daughter from crying Made sure I provided everything my daughter needs Mixed some cement"

hit on every girl on a faggot internet message board

lolz

2/15/2012 1:08:23 AM

Quote :

"i went to war i dont need to prove my manhood to anyone for the rest of my life /thread"

More like you either went or ended up in Canada...

[Edited on February 15, 2012 at 1:13 AM. Reason : w]

2/15/2012 1:12:36 AM

cut and welded fenders on my racecar

pulled 2 engines in the last month

2/15/2012 1:12:55 AM

slept 20 hours a day

LIKE A BOSS MALE LION

2/15/2012 3:36:59 AM

After I killed an antelope with a spear, I clubbed a bitch and dragged her into my cave...

2/15/2012 3:44:29 AM

You know the end of ol' yeller?

I had to do that shit. Everybody here can kiss my dick.

2/15/2012 3:46:15 AM

woke up and had some Y chromosomes.

2/15/2012 5:05:58 AM

I built a new desk because I didn't like my old one.

2/15/2012 6:56:02 AM

Aside from working 80 hours a week for the last month, I bought a double-edge safety razor to start shaving old school

2/15/2012 7:42:39 AM

Quote :

""

zomg EMCE! i didn't know you had a little girl! she's such a cutie

[Edited on February 15, 2012 at 7:56 AM. Reason : ""]

2/15/2012 7:55:54 AM

killed a spider

[Edited on February 15, 2012 at 7:57 AM. Reason : dont believe him, he stole that baby]

2/15/2012 7:56:42 AM

fucked a woman

2/15/2012 8:09:23 AM

Shit on Deborah's desk

2/15/2012 8:13:58 AM

- primitive camping weekend before last which included - started the base structure of a mountain cabin, in the rain all day with ~40deg temps

- worked on my dad's 1977 AMC gremlin

- made love to a beautiful woman last night

2/15/2012 8:18:16 AM

Built a wood splitter and heat my house with wood:


Started work on my future cabin, got the floor done, walls go up sometime in the next couple weeks. Worked all weekend in nonstop rain in damn cold temps, without any bitching form the crew, over half of whom have fairly epic beards. T-dubbers present include myself, Dr Pepper and TheBullDoza




And just to corroborate Dr Pepper's post above, here is the man himself:




[Edited on February 15, 2012 at 8:51 AM. Reason : d]

2/15/2012 8:39:56 AM

Quote :

"when my gf asked me to hold her purse i held it LIKE THIS "

aaaaahahahahahahahahaha
if my wife ever asks me to hold her purse i always hold it like this
and she always rolls her eyes
IT IS WAY MORE MANLY THIS WAY

2/15/2012 8:44:36 AM

Made my own beer.

Worked on my car.

Coitus.

Set up a bunch of shit for mom to do on the first valentines day since dad died.

2/15/2012 8:45:42 AM

I laid out prior to marriage that I would never hold a purse unless she was disabled or something and could not, therefore it is not up for debate.

2/15/2012 8:47:12 AM

Oftentimes, it is our daughter's diaper bag I'm holding. It is pink and flowery, so holding in such a manner maintains optimum manliness.

^also, I just had a mental image of a dramatic scene in a movie, where the girl gets hit by a car and her dying words are, "Hold...my purse..." and a tearful husband reaches out and takes the purse.

As for actually being manly, I cleaned my guns and got a new knife.

[Edited on February 15, 2012 at 8:53 AM. Reason : .]

2/15/2012 8:50:51 AM

Replaced the cracked outside hose bib.

Attempted to fix the garage door.

And I support Ron Paul.

2/15/2012 8:51:39 AM

tumbled some brass.

2/15/2012 8:59:00 AM