nice. Miami is on the gulf coast. There is no way to refer to an oil rig without using its entire name. Boiling water at atmospheric pressure can melt plastic and metal. real scientists today think the entirety of the gulf of mexico is an impact crater, despite the fact that the impact occurred at the edge of the crater

and that's just the first 30 minutes




the girls winning a bikini contest at Spring break will be uglier and have worse bodies than the girls watching the contest

[Edited on February 18, 2012 at 5:32 PM. Reason : ]

2/18/2012 5:28:45 PM

Obummer

2/18/2012 5:31:55 PM

You have failed.

2/18/2012 5:32:51 PM

EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE

2/18/2012 5:34:54 PM

when covered in blisters and open wounds, the best thing to do is to crawl into a swimming pool.


immediately upon becoming CEO of an oil company, you lose your soul


no one notices a missing oil rig when another oil rig is missing.


no one will ever notice a black device with red blinking lights on the side of the CEO's desk with a glass wall to the hallway


almost forgot: universities hold classes with only 15 students in lecture halls designed to seat 500


the best way to drive straight on a collapsing bridge is to jerk the wheel back and forth


random oil rig workers have immediate access to silencers and sniper rifles


a major oil company's response to some nobody planting a bug in their office is not to use their army of lawyers or to call the police, but rather to have the nobody assassinated.



college tennis players suck at tennis


a tennis ball on fire can cut right through a person's torso

[Edited on February 18, 2012 at 6:15 PM. Reason : ]

2/18/2012 5:46:32 PM

the gulf of mexico, especially the part inside miami, is a swamp

no one in the military notices a guy that's never been in the unit before.

[Edited on February 18, 2012 at 6:32 PM. Reason : ]

2/18/2012 6:21:04 PM

real scientists you say?

2/18/2012 6:35:07 PM

yeah, not the crappy pseudoscientists in a scifi movie that think the gulf of mexico is a caldera



liquid nitrogen will drip out of a hose and fill a bucket


said bucket of liquid nitrogen will freeze a man solid when you dump it on him


the national guard does not bring medics to natural disasters


the only way the US military has to detonate an explosive is to stand right next to the mother fucker.

[Edited on February 18, 2012 at 6:59 PM. Reason : ]

2/18/2012 6:36:45 PM

damn, that was a bad movie

2/18/2012 7:31:16 PM

damn I wish I had watched this!

2/18/2012 9:19:46 PM

neat

2/18/2012 11:33:28 PM

I enjoyed it.

The lava-covered tennis ball burning a hole right through the tennis coach's torso was a nice touch.

2/19/2012 3:21:17 AM