ITT discuss crazy shit people do in pursuit of a good time.

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=8552146

I want an extra special pizza from the Holly Springs Dominoes.

2/21/2012 2:13:26 PM

He used the company safe, I wonder how he'd explain that to a district manager that decided to stop by that day.

2/21/2012 4:08:01 PM

They would probably "go out back for a minute" to discuss it.

2/21/2012 4:10:13 PM

Quote :

"According to search warrants obtained by ABC11, 29-year-old Benjamin Crook hid marijuana in empty pizza boxes when he sold it to an informant."

2/21/2012 4:13:17 PM

informant

[Edited on February 21, 2012 at 4:22 PM. Reason : informant]

2/21/2012 4:21:49 PM

Sounds like a great business idea. Weed + Pizza. Throw in some free breadsticks and you're golden.

2/21/2012 4:25:27 PM

Snitches get stitches

2/21/2012 4:26:56 PM

I'm just glad this monster is off the streets

and this location is about to experience a big drop in business.

2/21/2012 4:30:01 PM

I am really happy that so many resources were spent to bust this guy, I don't want any kids to get addicted to that stuff.

2/21/2012 4:32:24 PM

probably the only way Domino's is palatable

2/21/2012 4:57:00 PM

Wait, wait, wait! I think I went to high school with him!

We need some more Cary High class of 2000 folks in here to confirm.

2/21/2012 4:58:11 PM

http://lillyspizza.com/

Drug free pizza. Mostly.

2/21/2012 4:59:27 PM

lilly's pizza would be way better if the employees up front weren't rude, lazy, hipster douchebags

2/21/2012 5:22:03 PM

^thank you! they get on my nerves with their whole shtick

2/21/2012 5:29:20 PM

Quote :

"The search warrants state that investigators seized 21.8 grams of marijuana from a locker at the restaurant and another 18 grams in a safe in the Gooseberry Drive home."

BIG TIME

2/21/2012 7:56:57 PM

you want to party w/ a small time weed dealer that works at a dominos pizza? this is not a hard person to find.

2/21/2012 8:06:15 PM

^lmao

2/21/2012 8:32:10 PM

Uh yeah, can I get a small pizza with "extra extra oregano", thanks and an order of cheese sticks? Thanks.

2/21/2012 9:12:55 PM

Quote :

"I'm just glad this monster is off the streets"

2/21/2012 9:15:42 PM

^^d00d a better idea is to roll actual oregano into joints and sell it on some unfamiliar street as emmjay

they'll never find out until it's too late

2/21/2012 10:42:12 PM

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=8553544

- Sells Drugs
- Walks Outside Naked
- Carries Swim Goggles

Sounds like a party to me!

2/22/2012 2:42:52 PM

only newbs get fooled by oregano

2/22/2012 2:48:01 PM

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/10771029/

- Man goes in Dennys dressed as a manager
- Claims to be new manager
- Cooks himself a meal
- Eats
- Is arrested with possession of a crack pipe
- Has never worked for Dennys

2/25/2012 10:06:01 AM

Quote :

"only newbs get fooled by oregano"

gg!

2/25/2012 11:23:07 AM

Haha dennys guy is awesome.

2/25/2012 12:06:46 PM

Quote :

"Wait, wait, wait! I think I went to high school with him! We need some more Cary High class of 2000 folks in here to confirm. "

I think so man.. I graduated from Cary in 2000.. Name sounds super familiar and picture.. I'll pull out yearbook later to confirm haha

2/25/2012 1:01:30 PM

Quote :

""This is why you don't dine and dash, kiddies," Summers yelled out to diners as officers took him away."

2/25/2012 3:42:36 PM

When i was in high school all my friends who worked pizza places delivered drugs

I'm krallum and I approved this message.

2/25/2012 4:51:57 PM

http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/10791085/

- Keeps Gasoline in Glass Jars on counter
- Attempts to drink
- Fails at drinking and spills
- Goes outside to smoke cigarettes

2/29/2012 9:43:59 AM

holy fuck dude

[Edited on February 29, 2012 at 9:53 AM. Reason : .]

2/29/2012 9:53:14 AM

Pardon me while I burst into flames

2/29/2012 10:11:45 AM

y'all watch 'is

2/29/2012 12:13:18 PM

http://nancygrace.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/01/teacher-41-leaves-wife-3-kids-for-teen-student/?iref=obnetwork

- Creep 41 y/o Teacher moves student in with him immediately after 18th birthday
- Mom Freaks
- Cops do nothing

3/4/2012 7:53:02 PM

^^^^^Some people just aren't meant to live.

3/4/2012 9:42:56 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/woman-22-abuses-elderly-lover-74-386712#.T2AgCNxd5G0.facebook

3/14/2012 6:06:48 AM