^ Yeah I'm one of those nerds circa 200x that was like, "CARS ARE JUST FACE GOODS, ID RATHER HAVE EXPERIENCES". Then proceeded to jack off over a car that "DOESNT NEED OIL CHANGES, SO MUCH CHEAPER" that costs $120k.

2/3/2021 2:27:03 PM

Quote :

"^^^nothing says responsible driving like Netflix on the promotion photo. "

That's the arcade videogame thingy.... you BOOMER!

2/4/2021 11:24:33 AM

^lol

^^ I don't even know what's going on here.

2/4/2021 3:51:21 PM

low key the gaming computer in this new model S is pretty amazing, specs close to the xbox series x in some cases...too bad you cant take it inside and play on a big screen.

2/20/2021 6:01:58 PM

^^ Fine sir. I was not an automotive enthusiast or petrol head. Allured by the suave marketing of Tony Stark incarnate: you can have the ultimate car and not have to take it to the oil change like those other cucks. I dreamt of the day I could have my car take me to the bar where I could smugly get drunk and tell everyone my car is driving me home. Finally, being intelligent and not a sucker, I shelled out $120k so I could save $2k on gas and $300 on oil changes.


I'm making fun of myself for spending $120k on a car and also buying in hard to Elon marketing. Carry on.


[Edited on February 21, 2021 at 3:33 PM. Reason : A]

2/21/2021 3:32:49 PM

Tesla is hiring for the Raleigh Warehouse.

4/1/2021 10:58:34 PM

har har har

4/2/2021 10:54:11 AM