forearm or little toe?

2/28/2012 1:12:27 PM

Is everything proportionate?

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2/28/2012 1:13:38 PM

little toe.


otherwise, I'll only be seen as "dick" just like women with triple D boobs are seen as "boobs"

2/28/2012 1:14:21 PM

i suppose everything is proportionate

2/28/2012 1:18:25 PM

after deliberation, it appears that the best solution is dick reduction surgery

2/28/2012 3:57:51 PM

In either case, you would never be able to bang a regular chick more than once (if that).

At least with a forearm sized schlong you could have a porn career, so I would go with forearm sized

2/28/2012 4:13:11 PM

You mean forearm size isn't normal?

2/28/2012 4:19:58 PM

And who's forearm are we talking about?

2/28/2012 4:21:04 PM

would never be able to buy normal pants with a forearm hanging around your leg.

2/28/2012 4:23:13 PM

It could be a grower not a shower, the OP never specified

2/28/2012 4:26:12 PM

Little toe. Unless I was also eight feet tall.

2/28/2012 4:32:26 PM

what about the girth..

having a pencil size dick is....worth dick.

2/28/2012 6:41:26 PM

either way you can't get laid. might as well be able to sit down comfortably.

2/28/2012 6:46:39 PM

we talking John Henson's forearm, or Robert Gallery's tyrannosaurus rex baby arms?

2/28/2012 6:49:58 PM

2/28/2012 6:55:05 PM

can i play in the NBA?

2/28/2012 10:52:09 PM

i'd want it as big as a forearm only if i could be a grower.

2/28/2012 11:20:25 PM

i dont understand why everyone who wears a green man suit isnt constantly beefing up and rockin a halfie

2/28/2012 11:32:36 PM

you guys are underestimating the perversion of chicks. they would all love to cuddle on a forearm sized.

2/28/2012 11:39:17 PM

Quote :

"you guys are underestimating the perversion of chicks. they would all love to cuddle on a forearm sized."

2/29/2012 1:03:37 AM

I'd rather have a problem with you potentially blowing my vagina to bits than to have to look at a little toe sized wang

That would have to be awful as a guy, no?

2/29/2012 1:27:00 AM

Yeah I'll take the forearm-sized for 500, Alex.

2/29/2012 1:36:09 AM

Better to scare women and be called a freak than being pitied and laughed at.

At least bitches will want to try out the forearm.

2/29/2012 2:06:38 AM

and wouldn't you pee all over your ballsack all the time with a tiny dong like that?

2/29/2012 2:08:34 AM

Eww

Yea, fuck that

2/29/2012 2:09:17 AM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3879480/Man-with-giant-testicles-needs-1million-op.html

2/29/2012 3:14:15 AM

Fuck giant testicles.

The dick is where it's at

2/29/2012 7:56:28 AM