is not possible. There I said it

2/28/2012 5:14:19 PM

ask your mom

2/28/2012 5:14:45 PM

2/28/2012 5:16:08 PM

settledown2000@gmail.com

2/28/2012 5:21:12 PM

It's like those Cialis commercials that instruct you to seek immediate medical attention if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

My girlfriend and I were watching TV once when that commercial came on. She looked at me and said, "We definitely would not be going to the ER if that happened. BEST SIDE EFFECT EVER!"

2/28/2012 5:22:11 PM

when i was in chile, we were in the andes for days doing research and only had crappy roads to ride on

for some reason, a combination of the bus' suspension and the poor roads gave me road wood for HOURS, several times a day, nearly every day for almost 2 weeks

2/28/2012 6:26:19 PM

settledown2000@gmail.com.permaboner

2/28/2012 7:45:53 PM

hahaha....2 hour road wood. So sad.

2/28/2012 7:48:16 PM

^ I COULDN'T MAKE IT GO AWAY

2/28/2012 7:54:41 PM

jizz in your pants? I don't know things. That has to be horrible.

2/28/2012 7:56:06 PM