usually lasts for about a minute...maybe 2.

The last minute of a basketball game, at least 5-10.

2/29/2012 11:04:16 PM

I'm not sure if football is a sport or if its a ref-off

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2/29/2012 11:05:10 PM

I've also noticed that hockey is played on ice.

2/29/2012 11:07:57 PM

The goalie gets to wear whatever color helmet he wants!

That's so silly!

2/29/2012 11:09:17 PM

Let us pray.

2/29/2012 11:11:02 PM

after the last minute of soccer games they play more minutes...what's the deal?

2/29/2012 11:12:26 PM

The final minute of a baseball game lasts exactly 60 seconds.

2/29/2012 11:13:09 PM

They let the play finish. Soccer is the superior sport /thread

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2/29/2012 11:13:18 PM

2/29/2012 11:14:59 PM

Your average football 'player' runs maybe 4 minutes a game. The rest of the game they're sitting on the sidelines drinking kool-aid or standing 70 yards back watching 2 people run. I get it, Americans like to watch 400lb 7'4 dudes prance around in tights and body armor

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2/29/2012 11:16:51 PM

The last minute of a soccer game

lasts a minute.

2/29/2012 11:17:13 PM

Quote :

"They let the play finish. "

um...no


they add an estimated amount of time to the end of the game to cover time wasted during penalties and balls being out of bounds and such.


i think.

2/29/2012 11:21:37 PM

We are all clearly being serious in this thread

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2/29/2012 11:22:44 PM

your mom goes to college

2/29/2012 11:23:30 PM

i like how the referees estimate the time left in a soccer game, precision would be important in every other sport, but not when the game, er match ends 0-0 anyway

2/29/2012 11:26:58 PM

In soccer the refs allow extra time so that the team they bet on have a last chance to score.

2/29/2012 11:27:34 PM

i thought the refs just paid hooligans to murder opposing refs, oh wait thats never happened in futbol

[Edited on February 29, 2012 at 11:30 PM. Reason : best sport ever]

2/29/2012 11:29:59 PM

Half the time in a handegg match is refs trying to figure out if the egg landed within an inch of 10 yards or not. Because the ball I mean egg didn't move at all and its exactly where the guy fell down.

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2/29/2012 11:30:33 PM

I think you mean elbow egg

2/29/2012 11:32:11 PM

i like when football players get held out of games because of concussions to their brains while soccer players get held out because they flop and pretend their foot is sore, just glad the majority of the 3rd world agrees with me about my sport, its definitely the best since Zambia and Kenya love it

2/29/2012 11:35:18 PM

We need some of that magic spray stuff in American hospitals, it's apparently a medical miracle.

Players go down with obviously grievous internal injuries, a quick blast of an aerosol can and they are totally fine!

2/29/2012 11:37:13 PM

i for one love spending 90 minutes (+ depending on how the officials want to estimate) watching guys jog around a field and never score, soccer is the best

2/29/2012 11:38:16 PM

I forgot. Overweight dudes running head on applied directly to the forehead into each other is a skill

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2/29/2012 11:39:23 PM

that overhead throw from the sidelines is pretty boss you have to admit

2/29/2012 11:40:11 PM

Baseball is fascinating. So many different plays could happen.

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2/29/2012 11:42:06 PM

i like how the worst athletes in the NFL are former soccer players who get paid to kick a ball with their foot

2/29/2012 11:42:53 PM

ice, field or tonsil?

2/29/2012 11:43:31 PM

I'm ashamed to be a part of this thread

2/29/2012 11:44:22 PM

sports arent about competition, they're about jogging around and staying in shape

2/29/2012 11:45:17 PM

Implying the most paid athletes are in the NFL

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2/29/2012 11:46:12 PM

rice is the most popular food in the world, therefore its the tastiest

[Edited on February 29, 2012 at 11:48 PM. Reason : dont get me wrong, nancy kerrigan is a great athlete]

2/29/2012 11:47:41 PM

The NFL, unlike soccer, has precision timing.

However, when they need to measure the matter of an inch, they have two fat guys run from 25 yards away with two sticks.

3/1/2012 12:16:39 AM

The NFL Every sport in the world, unlike soccer, has precision timing.

Maybe NFL refs should just estimate the down and distance like soccer does

3/1/2012 12:26:27 AM

^^ That's a valid point. I've often remarked that they should have laser measuring tools build into the sticks so they could just find out if it's a first down instantly.

Coaches would probably raise a shitstorm though because measurement is often used as and unofficial timeout.

3/1/2012 12:31:54 AM

2 instances per 60 minutes of measuring >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some corrupt refs guesstimating how long the game should last

the NFL is a bunch of dumb thugs though, nearly brain-dead...Egyptian soccer fans are a lot classier

[Edited on March 1, 2012 at 1:11 AM. Reason : Ron Artest isn't a thug, he only punches fans, he doesn't murder referees]

^good ideas in theory, but how do laser sticks measure when a player's knee/elbow touches the ground?

[Edited on March 1, 2012 at 1:14 AM. Reason : .]

3/1/2012 1:09:40 AM

^ Probably the same way they'd estimate the length of a soccer game.

3/1/2012 2:05:08 AM

Football is a game of complexity and great drama

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3/1/2012 4:03:27 AM

Quote :

"they should have laser measuring tools build into the sticks"

They would need more than that, since the chain crew simply eyeballs where the stakes should be set up on the sideline on first and 10 from 25 yards away also. It would be best if the chains just went away altogether.

3/1/2012 9:24:05 AM

I'm just waiting for RFID tags on the football with sensors on the pylons and first down marker

3/1/2012 9:27:39 AM

i'd enjoy basketball in general so much more if the endings of games were like hockey games.

it's why I can't stand watching the NBA. give each team 2 timeouts each and be done with it

3/1/2012 11:12:51 AM

Yeah the last 2 minutes is really the only bad part of basketball. Watching the same play over and over and over again rules

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3/1/2012 11:14:18 AM

i'd enjoy basketball in general so much more if every game followed Rock N' Jock rules.


Dan Cortese vs. Bill Bellamy ftw.

3/1/2012 11:31:03 AM

The superior sport has opportunities to shoot free points, without any chance for the other team to defend. That is talent right there. I dare anyone in this thread to block a free kick.

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3/1/2012 11:48:08 AM

I'd probably do just as well as every other goalie in the world at blocking a free kick.

3/1/2012 2:43:33 PM

Why do goalies in hockey like to leave the game early? What, are they trying to beat traffic?

3/1/2012 3:10:12 PM

i think that we would see a lot less shitty last minutes if they made it where you get 3 free throws for every foul in the last 60 seconds of game time.

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